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[Axiom]

>want to buy fast food
>standing in line at the restaurant always produced maximum anxiety
>took me years to start using the drive thru because of fear of failure

Or you could, maybe, like, not order fast food so often and then maybe you'll have TWO less problems to worry about--fear of failing at fast food AND being a hambeast! But then, there's still takeout or deliver so that probably wouldn't work.

Yanno, I had pretty serious social anxiety when I was younger. (Still do, but to a much lesser extent.) I hated going up and ordering fast food. But I couldn't use the drive through because I'm short and I typically can't reach. So I had to gird my loins and try and get past that fear in order to get my fast food fix.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Honestly where I live, I don't need a license at this point (I'm 19 going on 20).

 

[caffeinated_wench]

I'm 19 and I don't drive. I never even took driver's ed. Does that mean I'm worse than the wizards?

Naw. Don't feel bad, I finally got mine at age 18-19.

Not having one doesn't mean you are worse. You're being far more productive with your life and you aren't spiteful about everyone/blaming everyone else for your problems.

You're good.

 

[Saney]

Ok guys, let's dial it back a bit. This is getting too close to being a "We're better than the Wizards's thread".

 

[CatParty]

Ok guys, let's dial it back a bit. This is getting too close to being a "We're better than the Wizards's thread".

That could literally be any thread outside of wizardchan

 

[José Mourinho]

http://wizardchan.org/wiz/res/35226.html

One day, a group of NEETs and wizards have discovered most of them are failures at life. They now brainstorm of ideas to help them succeed.

 

[TastyWoodenBadge]

Driving is super easy and intuitive, the licensing process is fast and easy, and I work on my car, all the way down from the ECU to doing a full rebuild of the intake and turbo systems.

>>76276
Fuck you.

Remember folks, looking after you're car makes you a no good Chad Thundercock normie scumbag.

 

[Axiom]

Ok guys, let's dial it back a bit. This is getting too close to being a "We're better than the Wizards's thread".

Seems like any mention of a job, social life, sex life, independence, security, personal responsibility, effort at anything, general competence at life, or a modicum of confidence in any facet of your life seems to broadcast that you're doing better than wizardchans.

In all seriousness they honestly make the guys of Love-Shy seem well-adjusted and reasonable by comparison. I didn't think that was POSSIBLE.

 

[Grey]

This is the internet. Anything's possible.

 

[The Mass Debater]

Ok guys, let's dial it back a bit. This is getting too close to being a "We're better than the Wizards's thread".

Seems like any mention of a job, social life, sex life, independence, security, personal responsibility, effort at anything, general competence at life, or a modicum of confidence in any facet of your life seems to broadcast that you're doing better than wizardchans.

In all seriousness they honestly make the guys of Love-Shy seem well-adjusted and reasonable by comparison. I didn't think that was POSSIBLE.

I still prefer Wizards to Loveshys. Aside from the occasional half arsed attempt to present themselves as an alternative lifestyle Wizards make no pretences that they are superior to normalfags or anything other than complete losers. Whereas Loveshys are so utterly delusional they consider themselves gods with a well-developed ideology about male superiority and those dang western whores who won’t fuck them because they are shallow (but no fat chicks please) and have too much freedom.

Of course, they both blame women for not fucking them anyway though.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

They're ALWAYS running their mouths about how they're superior and have secret knowledge that normalfag sheeple can't possibly comprehend. They've done it in this thread.

 

[The Mass Debater]

They're ALWAYS running their mouths about how they're superior and have secret knowledge that normalfag sheeple can't possibly comprehend. They've done it in this thread.

Yes, but it's brief moments of denial inbetween waves of self loathing, depression and 'feels'. Most loveshys seem incapable of introspection at all.

 

[Springblossom]

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/73373.html

Forums suck!

I hate non anonymous forums, I cannot into small talk and meaning bullshit chatty posts and scared to speak my mind about anything for fear of some asshole mod on a power trip. I cannot use any form 'net speak' and must use proper grammar and spelling at all times.

The only forums I have an account on are for vidya on the rare occasion I need tech support and one where you need to be registered to get patches.

I'm fine with forums, though I generally use them for information or buying purposes. What irritates me more than anything is that it seems like any forum that is 75%+ males (as in most all of them) has a legion of members who are the eternally mopey, pussy crazy 14 year old boys who become butt kissing lovesick puppies as soon as a girl shows up. Seriously, it is sickening to see how some people react to Internet girls. They instantly become the queen of wherever they post, despite being at best average quality posters. I really am tempted to set up a fake girl account on a video forum just to compare success versus my male account.

Also, why does it seem that most every female feels the need to either 1.have gurl/gal/girl/cutie/ihaveapussy as part of their username 2.have a very girly avatar 3.mention for no reason in their introductory post that "HAY GAIL I'm a girl!" 4.have some flirty comment somewhere in their sig or profile….? Or even do every single one of these things?

The thought of having a friend-like relationship on the internet bothers me. Even though it's over the internet I feel very uncomfortable having somebody "know" me. I tend to bail out for a while if somebody starts treating me different from just a lurker/stranger.

Hence why I like this place. A lot of small communities are very tight knit and know each other. This place is all anon.

This. Having some unknown entity behind a computer see my comments and recognize my personality by a name over the internet makes me very paranoid.

Also, I just really hate discussing my interests on public forums with names. They're more often than not filled with normie attention whores looking for validation, why should I care about their opinion on stuff?

>I hate non anonymous forums, I cannot into small talk and meaning bullshit chatty posts and scared to speak my mind about anything for fear of some asshole mod on a power trip.

I know that feel.

There was this one guy on another imageboard who came from forums and he'd always make forum style posts and it would fucking piss me the fuck off and I'd always tell respond in a rage to him.

I HATE the groupthink, the false niceness, the constant fear of censorship, etc.

I've been banned from every site, IRC, game server, etc. I've ever been on because I'm not willing to pretend to be nice and shit.

I'm real-talk 24/7, no bullshit, pure emotion, I tell people what I think and the result is everyone hates me and thinks I'm disturbed.

Fuck wearing a mask though I'm a genuine person not a fake.

If everyone spoke their minds there'd be a fuckload of drama at first but I think after awhile people would accept their own feelings and thoughts, realize how twisted everybody is, and then just get over it.

>I cannot use any form 'net speak' and must use proper grammar and spelling at all times.

I don't think this is the case with any forums.

Usually they type like retards and I find myself raging at how they can't make proper use of the English language.

>The only forums I have an account on are for vidya on the rare occasion I need tech support and one where you need to be registered to get patches.

I always just use 10 minute mail and make a throw away account.

I hate forums so much.

I inevitably get banned from them all, even it's just tech support.

Fucking hell I can't even get help with Linux problems without something I say setting off some asshole tech guy into banning me.

Such is life of a man who refuses to hold his tongue.

 

[Axiom]

...am I allowed to change my username to 'ihaveapussy'? It's just because I have a cat, I swear. Honest.

 

[The Mass Debater]

I've been banned from every site, IRC, game server, etc. I've ever been on because I'm not willing to pretend to be nice and shit.

I'm real-talk 24/7, no bullshit, pure emotion, I tell people what I think and the result is everyone hates me and thinks I'm disturbed.

Fuck wearing a mask though I'm a genuine person not a fake.

If everyone spoke their minds there'd be a fuckload of drama at first but I think after awhile people would accept their own feelings and thoughts, realize how twisted everybody is, and then just get over it.

That guy needs to realise the rest of the internet is speaking their mind, they just arn't assholes. I can't even imagine the spergery that goes into getting banned from a tech support forum, I mean how?

...am I allowed to change my username to 'ihaveapussy'? It's just because I have a cat, I swear. Honest.

Watch it succubus, your already toeing the line with that obviously girly avatar.

 

[Himawari]

Sounds legit.

 

[Axiom]

It's Marilyn, so they'll probably hate me even more. Either that or they'll be okay with it, because she always played vapid, stupid characters and had the decency to kill herself.

Don't you just love how people who say stuff like 'I'm REAL, not FAKE, I refuse to play by the social rules!' are actually just assholes who don't know how to approximate being a person.

 

[wheat pasta]

Apologies to all my homies with Silver avatars, but I need to rep my OG (online girl, teehee) status.

 

[Springblossom]

Don't you just love how people who say stuff like 'I'm REAL, not FAKE, I refuse to play by the social rules!' are actually just assholes who don't know how to approximate being a person.

That's one of the two justifying lines they use. The other one is, "I'm just saying what everyone here is thinking!". And now I realize I'm kind of an asshole because I've used that line a couple of times.

I honestly want to gather up a whole bunch of people who use those lines regularly, dump them on an island somewhere by themselves, and see how long they last.

Also, another ridiculous WIzardchan thread: http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/76410.html

to finally get a Gf, i must change 180 Degree:
- everyday showering
- buying shitty expensive parfume
- buying better/expensive cloathes
- going more then 2x/year to the barber
- going more outside to the bad evil world
- having a Social life
- need to be interessting. No boring easy confortable life anymore. Need a shiotty Normie hobbie

People do this and still don't get gf. In fact most beta normies who do this and much more can't get gf except some landwhale if they are lucky who will cheat on them anyways.

also
- change underwear more than 2x/year
- wash clothes more than 1x/year
- can not wear your comfy gamer loadout anymore
- brush your teeth

I changed tons of shit about myself, and after years I realised it was all for nothing.

>started to eat 3 times per day so I wouldn't be a hungry skeleton anymore, also some workout
>started to brush my teeth because I was always smelling like camel shit
>got some better fitting clothes which look 'good' on me
>got a better haircut
>started to shower daily
>got a job and then later went back to school


and you know what?
I'm nowhere near being a normalfag, maybe I look and smell like one, but the fucking truth is that i'm just a bitter virgin playing dress up and everyone knows it after like 3 seconds of talking to me.

fuck this shit

 

[Grey]

Don't you just love how people who say stuff like 'I'm REAL, not FAKE, I refuse to play by the social rules!' are actually just assholes who don't know how to approximate being a person.

Can't say I love it, but it's interesting to watch from time to time. The sad thing is that I think most Wizards could very easily approximate being a normal person if they tried - more than a few might even come to like it.