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tobacky_vapor said:
I know this has been said before but I would just love to see SJW s collide with this site. 2 groups that are complete wastes of life wasting their time "fighting eachother"

I know we're not supposed to discuss trolling here, but I've seriously thought about doing just that. Finding a crazy SJW and giving him/her/xim/xor/zer/zes/gulk/sdugfngr a link to Wizardchan anonymously, then sitting back and watching the fun.
 
Wizards don't like it when normals mix girlfriends and video games. THOSE ARE FOR NERDS.

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/62921.html

Normals never miss a chance to tell you they have a gf.

Notice how they always like to include irrelevant information.
4chan truly is a cesspool of normalfags
you sound extremely pretentious m8
are you a troll from CWCki by any chance?
First of all, most of wizardchan isn't misogynist and the ones that are are just deluded, insecure contrarians from /pol/; you know, the ones that think there's a Jewish conspiracy behind everything and jump on the agnostic/Christian bandwagon because "atheism is 3edgy5me".

Anyway, the fact of the matter is that discussion about relationships and social life doesn't belong on an imageboard and people that feel the need to bring their personal lives onto this part of the internet are destroying whatever culture we have here and merging it with the more mainstream parts of the internet.
 
Dr. Cuddlebug said:
http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/62921.html

[youtube]dnwEujJVbYs[/youtube]

Can't take it, never could
Time to end it, wish you would
Friends and family, they're all gone
Life for you is just a con
Dig yourself a hole in the ground
Push up daisies six feet down
Take a dirt nap, buy the farm
Inject a bubble in your arm
Life is just a one way ticket
Everyone must go around
Here's a bucket go and kick it
Slit your wrists without a sound
When you go don't make a big deal
No dramatics, don't overplay
Cause don't you know that we'll all feel
Better once you've gone away
Kill yourself, kill yourself
Why don't you kill yourself
Don't rely on no one else
End it all just kill yourself
 
Null said:
Dr. Cuddlebug said:
It will be plainly obvious to anyone with an ounce of intelligence that in the formation of WOMAN we also have the formation of the Christian God.
uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm wot


It means what every post they make means. All women and normalfags should die for not giving them pussy, and they are failures at life and things will never change so they should remain bitter and alone for the rest of their lives (even Ron that's a complete load of horseshit)
 
Moral of the story: WOMEN ARE THE FUCKING WORST AND SHOULD ALL BE ENSLAVED!!!!!

Sorry to double post but.
>I wish I grew up in a small town that was all white, the kind of town where everyone went to the school football game

You and the rest of America.
I keep telling these liberals that diversity is not something to be worshipped. But no, no, I'm a racist and no one believes me.
 
exball said:
Sorry to double post but.
>I wish I grew up in a small town that was all white, the kind of town where everyone went to the school football game

You and the rest of America.
I keep telling these liberals that diversity is not something to be worshipped. But no, no, I'm a racist and no one believes me.

Diversity gave the USA the best food choices ever /argument.
 
>I wish I grew up in a small town that was all white, the kind of town where everyone went to the school football game

You and the rest of America.
I keep telling these liberals that diversity is not something to be worshipped. But no, no, I'm a racist and no one believes me.

I wonder if they realize their great grandparents/grandparents were immigrants...

I'm white and I'm an immigrant. I'm guessing their rules only apply to brown people.
 
http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/63088.html

More wangsting. Also:

Sounds like me, this is one of the main reasons I stopped watching anime and hentai. I am going to a psychologist and she keeps telling me that it might get worse before it gets better and that it will take time. But I am really getting tired of drinking these emotional cocktails. She also said that I need to accept myself but how can I do that when I have limited experience in being accepted.

>She also said that I need to accept myself

>jus b urself

>finished 5 years of university and another few years of training just to tell you the same things any normalfag will tell

'Just be yourself' and 'accept yourself' are two different things. 'Just be yourself' is a meaningless phrase; 'accept yourself' means many things, such as accepting responsibility for your mistakes, accepting and understanding your flaws and strengths, and not wangsting on the internet like a fourteen-year-old on Livejournal.
 
The day is not over without a Wizardchan thread! I do love how "normie ideals" are starting to infect their threads. A lot of their ridiculous propositions are now being called out within their threads.

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/63085.html#63085
>Be ultra depressed
>Go vent in random chats
>Meet depressed 13 years old
>Turns out she is a girl
>She says she wants to kill herself
>Fatty, bullied, do cutting
>Go full paternal mode, because I cannot bear to see a kid get hurt
>Began to rationalize with her, try my best to help, forget my problems… they do not matter at that point
>She began talking "why really" she is depressed
>Had 3 boyfriends.
>Dumped then all because of a mini-alpha boy that do not want her.
>Depressed because of that
>Had sex
>13 years old
>Had
>Sex

Hahahaha /v9k/, fuck this crap. What the hell is this is shit!!!!!?
Is this an elaborate joke? It is like life constantly find elaborate ways to mock me.

Anyway, I did my best to do the most possible sensible advices that I could, even after this madness. But it was hell hard.
>not instantly assuming every person you meet is a normalfag

Are you new to life?
Very few girls who claim to be depressed really are.

I saw statistics on this: Women "attempt suicide" at 10 times the rate of men, but when you look at the numbers of how many women actually kill themselves, FAR less women kill themselves than men.

Women crave attention and will do anything to get more attention, even if they are already very popular. Women will even act like sluts or pretend to be sad if it means they will get more attention.

Women are so self-centered that I often question whether they are fully human. Most women lack fundamental human qualities like compassion and empathy. If a girl realizes her boyfriend is a beta, then fuck is feelings, she is going to leave him for Chad. YOLO.
>trying to help a normie
If you had said to her that you are a friendless over 20 year old virgin then she'd laugh and say that you are pathetic and you should kill yourself

I looked up statistics on suicide while I was reading.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gender_dif ... in_suicide
Wikipedia said:
Typically males die from suicide three to four times more often as females, and not unusually five or more times as often. Females report attempting suicide at a higher rate than males in the United States. When accounting for parasuicide, the rate between males and females shifts to 1:2. This is likely due to several factors, including a higher risk for depression among females in the United States. Use of mental health resources may be a significant contributor to gendered suicide rates in the US. Studies have shown that females are 13-21% more likely than males to receive a psychiatric affective diagnosis. While 72-89% of females will have contact with a mental health professional at some point in their life, only 41-58% of males will make use of this resource.

Essentially women are more likely to attempt suicide then men but less likely to go through it. It seems women know more about your "feels" then you do Wizards.
 
Dr. Cuddlebug said:
The day is not over without a Wizardchan thread! I do love how "normie ideals" are starting to infect their threads. A lot of their ridiculous propositions are now being called out within their threads.

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/63085.html#63085
>Be ultra depressed
>Go vent in random chats
>Meet depressed 13 years old
>Turns out she is a girl
>She says she wants to kill herself
>Fatty, bullied, do cutting
>Go full paternal mode, because I cannot bear to see a kid get hurt
>Began to rationalize with her, try my best to help, forget my problems… they do not matter at that point
>She began talking "why really" she is depressed
>Had 3 boyfriends.
>Dumped then all because of a mini-alpha boy that do not want her.
>Depressed because of that
>Had sex
>13 years old
>Had
>Sex

Hahahaha /v9k/, fuck this crap. What the hell is this is shit!!!!!?
Is this an elaborate joke? It is like life constantly find elaborate ways to mock me.

Anyway, I did my best to do the most possible sensible advices that I could, even after this madness. But it was hell hard.
>not instantly assuming every person you meet is a normalfag

Are you new to life?
Very few girls who claim to be depressed really are.

I saw statistics on this: Women "attempt suicide" at 10 times the rate of men, but when you look at the numbers of how many women actually kill themselves, FAR less women kill themselves than men.

Women crave attention and will do anything to get more attention, even if they are already very popular. Women will even act like sluts or pretend to be sad if it means they will get more attention.

Women are so self-centered that I often question whether they are fully human. Most women lack fundamental human qualities like compassion and empathy. If a girl realizes her boyfriend is a beta, then fuck is feelings, she is going to leave him for Chad. YOLO.
>trying to help a normie
If you had said to her that you are a friendless over 20 year old virgin then she'd laugh and say that you are pathetic and you should kill yourself

I looked up statistics on suicide while I was reading.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gender_dif ... in_suicide
Wikipedia said:
Typically males die from suicide three to four times more often as females, and not unusually five or more times as often. Females report attempting suicide at a higher rate than males in the United States. When accounting for parasuicide, the rate between males and females shifts to 1:2. This is likely due to several factors, including a higher risk for depression among females in the United States. Use of mental health resources may be a significant contributor to gendered suicide rates in the US. Studies have shown that females are 13-21% more likely than males to receive a psychiatric affective diagnosis. While 72-89% of females will have contact with a mental health professional at some point in their life, only 41-58% of males will make use of this resource.

Essentially women are more likely to attempt suicide then men but less likely to go through it. It seems women know more about your "feels" then you do Wizards.
I hate these assholes with every inch of my being. And I'm actually proud of the wizard who tried to help that girl, despite her being a normie. If you're actually reading this, good job! You're a good person, that's something I never thought I'd see on wizardchan :)
 
Neckbeard McJizzstain said:
I saw statistics on this: Women "attempt suicide" at 10 times the rate of men, but when you look at the numbers of how many women actually kill themselves, FAR less women kill themselves than men.

Women crave attention and will do anything to get more attention, even if they are already very popular. Women will even act like sluts or pretend to be sad if it means they will get more attention.

Women are so self-centered that I often question whether they are fully human. Most women lack fundamental human qualities like compassion and empathy. If a girl realizes her boyfriend is a beta, then fuck is feelings, she is going to leave him for Chad. YOLO.

I was going to get super-mad about this, until I remembered that this is just the impotent spewing of an utter waste of life who will shun every attempt at human kindness, resist taking any steps to better himself, and choose to live his life as a victim. And then, when Mommy and Daddy have shuffled off their mortal coils and he has no friends to call upon for help nor any means of supporting himself, he will then die alone, unloved and unmourned, wondering to the last why happiness wasn't handed to him on a sliver platter.

That makes wizard bullshit a lot easier to tolerate.

Dr. Cuddlebug said:
I looked up statistics on suicide while I was reading.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gender_dif ... in_suicide
Wikipedia said:
Typically males die from suicide three to four times more often as females, and not unusually five or more times as often. Females report attempting suicide at a higher rate than males in the United States. When accounting for parasuicide, the rate between males and females shifts to 1:2. This is likely due to several factors, including a higher risk for depression among females in the United States. Use of mental health resources may be a significant contributor to gendered suicide rates in the US. Studies have shown that females are 13-21% more likely than males to receive a psychiatric affective diagnosis. While 72-89% of females will have contact with a mental health professional at some point in their life, only 41-58% of males will make use of this resource.

Essentially women are more likely to attempt suicide then men but less likely to go through it. It seems women know more about your "feels" then you do Wizards.

You'll also note that one of the possible reasons cited for the disparity between male and female suicide success rates is that women are more likely than men to take advantage of mental health resources. This is no doubt due to the fact that seeing a mental health professional is viewed as a sissy, pussy, wimpy, girly thing to do. It's unmanly to be in touch with your feelings or admit that you're sad and having trouble coping with life. The patriarchal, male-dominated culture in which we live tells men that it's literally better to self-destruct than be seen as anything less than 100% manly.
 
Springblossom said:
http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/63201.html

A Wizardchan version of a witch hunt. A normie-hunt, if you will.

I love this post because the guy doesn't even need to post on their site and they tear each other apart and get paranoid about it. He just says he "likes posting on their site" and that's it. They tear each other apart, take down their IRC and attempt to hound the site for his IP to ban him.

Because this is definitely a healthy attitude toward a dissenting opinion. "Ban the normie, cut his throat, spill his blood"
 
http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/63287.html#63295

Cooking, getting groceries, and making money are so hard, I wish I could just be locked in my room and have a magical girlfriend like in anime.


Seriously, I should just post on the site and teach them a spell that summons the world's smallest violins to play sad songs for them.
 
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