Wizardchan

[The Dude]

How long until one of these freaks are in the news for slaying women, scalping them, and nailing the scalps to mannequins in their parents basement?

 

[Bugaboo]

How long until one of these freaks are in the news for slaying women, scalping them, and nailing the scalps to mannequins in their parents basement?

Don't give them ideas D:

 

[Springblossom]

EDIT EDIT: http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/64856.html

A guy goes to McDonalds and sees a cute girl working there. Wizards start calling him a normie because he still thinks 3D girls are cute and he's still socially active enough to be able to order fast food.

404 LOL BANNED FOR BEING NORMALFAG

http://cdn.overclock.net/8/87/877fd27f_ ... ap_gif.gif

Yeah these guys are definitely the victims in this relationship. This was definitely a normal JERK trying to muscle his way into the community and shove into your faces how he managed to talk to another human being. It was righteous how you slammed this guy and removed his thread after he went to you with his "feels".

In the Return of Kings thread I love how they all claim in the comments "no you're wrong this is actually a productive site full of well adjusted human beings". Meanwhile the admins ban people who even claim to have just spoken to a girl and the userbase consists of racists and bestiality fetishists.

They're just getting more and more paranoid and strict.

"So today I thought about a girl I went to school with-"
"U WENT 2 SKOOL AND LOOKED @ GIRL! OMG NORMALFAG B& 404"

 

[Pikonic]

How long until one of these freaks are in the news for slaying women, scalping them, and nailing the scalps to mannequins in their parents basement?

To do that they'd need to leave their house.

 

[CatParty]

How long until one of these freaks are in the news for slaying women, scalping them, and nailing the scalps to mannequins in their parents basement?

someone just watched "maniac"

 

[The Dude]

How long until one of these freaks are in the news for slaying women, scalping them, and nailing the scalps to mannequins in their parents basement?

someone just watched "maniac"

Actually the first time I saw Maniac was in Jr. High. I am, however, seeing the Elijah Wood version to see how it holds up to the original. So far I give it a "meh". Better than most modern horror flicks, but not as good as the original.

 

[Saney]

How long until one of these freaks are in the news for slaying women, scalping them, and nailing the scalps to mannequins in their parents basement?

I'm sure at least one of them has porn of stuff like that. One of them mentioned that he got off to women getting beaten up.

 

[exball]

How long until one of these freaks are in the news for slaying women, scalping them, and nailing the scalps to mannequins in their parents basement?

I'm sure at least one of them has porn of stuff like that. One of them mentioned that he got off to women getting beaten up.

Because watching women be injured is pretty arousing amirite?

 

[TastyWoodenBadge]

How long until one of these freaks are in the news for slaying women, scalping them, and nailing the scalps to mannequins in their parents basement?

I'm sure at least one of them has porn of stuff like that. One of them mentioned that he got off to women getting beaten up.

Because watching women be injured is pretty arousing amirite?

Dude, nothing gets men harder than witnessing women being physically assaulted.

In all seriousness we shouldn't worry about wizards committing violent crimes, because that requires effort and actually leaving the house.

 

[Saney]

Because watching women be injured is pretty arousing amirite?

Dude, nothing gets men harder than witnessing women being physically assaulted.

In all seriousness we shouldn't worry about wizards committing violent crimes, because that requires effort and actually leaving the house.

And actual physical strength. Considering that most of these guys do jack shit (and some of them seriously spend literally all day in bed), I think it's pretty safe to say that they have none.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Been f5ing the comments section in that wizardchan article. For not caring, they sure post a lot about it.

Just had the mental image of Brock Lesnar straight up destroying the Wizards. Lulz were had.

 

[Springblossom]

http://wizardchan.org/b/res/14448.html

I was really hoping that stuff about some of the wizards peeing in their beds intentionally was made up. I really, really was.

 

[Count groudon]

http://wizardchan.org/b/res/14448.html

I was really hoping that stuff about some of the wizards peeing in their beds intentionally was made up. I really, really was.

Holy shit I think one of the actually mentioned that their muscles are wearing away. Or atleast that's what I read anyways, it's not like I've never been wrong before (in fact I'm pretty sure I'm wrong the majority of the time)

 

[tobacky_vapor]

http://wizardchan.org/b/res/14448.html

I was really hoping that stuff about some of the wizards peeing in their beds intentionally was made up. I really, really was.

So now getting out of bed is also a complete misery for them, pitiful.

Anyways here's some I just found:

http://wizardchan.org/wiz/res/34571.html

Yes it's such an evil symbolism a woman's private parts, but most likely you want to stick your 2 inch dick in them, and this is a cover up to earn respect among wizards.

And:

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/64836.html#64994

I love the last post of the guy telling them to just hire a prostitute, and that they are the cancer of the site. Philosaraptor quest right there. "Can a site that gives you cancer get cancer itself?"

 

[Himawari]

http://wizardchan.org/wiz/res/34571.html

Yes it's such an evil symbolism a woman's private parts, and yet you want to stick your 2 inch dick in them.

But that thread is about NOT wanting to stick it in...

 

[tobacky_vapor]

http://wizardchan.org/wiz/res/34571.html

Yes it's such an evil symbolism a woman's private parts, and yet you want to stick your 2 inch dick in them.

But that thread is about NOT wanting to stick it in...

Personally, I think he's making it up because he can't get the opportunity too. Realistically do you really think a 50-year-old virgin is going to be on the site, or even knows of the site? Personally I think you just making this up to make himself feel better. But then again this IS wizardchan we're talking about.....

Lemme re edit the first post to try to clear it up.

 

[Himawari]

http://wizardchan.org/wiz/res/34571.html

Yes it's such an evil symbolism a woman's private parts, and yet you want to stick your 2 inch dick in them.

But that thread is about NOT wanting to stick it in...

Personally, I think he's making it up because he can't get the opportunity too. Realistically do you really think a 50-year-old virgin is going to be on the site, or even knows of the site? Personally I think you just making this up to make himself feel better. But then again this IS wizardchan we're talking about.....

Lemme re edit the first post to try to clear it up.

Some people just have no desire for sex. It's not really unheard of or anything, and I'm not surprised if there are wizards like that.

I mean, they're always claiming in defense of themselves that they're not all the miserable sacks of shit that plague /v9k/ and that they just want some place to talk with others without having to see people talking about "lol I just banged my hot gf it was great." And I'd imagine that there are wizards who don't want to see posts like that not because they're jealous, but because they have no interest in reading it and it's annoying to see things you have no interest in popping up over and over.

I just think that automatically assuming that any wizards who claims to be voluntarily celibate are lying is no more fair than the wizards who, say, claim that females can never have social anxiety or whatever.

 

[tobacky_vapor]

point taken. Maybe I got over zealous in that regard. I have a tendency to think anyone who tends to demonize something like that usually wants it but can't have it. I never had a problem with people who are voluntarily celebrate but the thing is, even if he is voluntarily celebrate why would he want to be on a site that's loaded with miserable people?

Sorry if I went a bit overboard. The site tends to cloud one's judgement.

 

[Himawari]

Haha, it's fine, I can understand where you were coming from, I just wanted to offer a line of thought that may not have occurred to you.

If he had posted that in /v9k/, then yeah, I would have been a little more skeptical, but it's in /wiz/ which as a board seems to have a bit more of a... reasonable? attitude.

 

[Watcher]

When I first saw this thread I thought "wow normalfag, he's going to get banned" then I saw the image
http://wizardchan.org/b/res/9580.html

Do you like the idea that another guy might have the same waifu and he faps to her every day and she likes it better when he's doing it?

I fap only to my waifu and I rarely fap.
I don't want to view her as a sexual item.

tfw both of your waifus are hot and cute
dat hair
dem legs
dat ass

>both
Kill yourself.

I've never had a waifu.
But like in real relationship, if you have a real wife you should only have sex with her and you shouldn't masturbate to porn while you got her. Breaking this rules is like betrayal (perhaps not a masturbate thing). And if you have your 2D waifu you should do sex stuff with her only.
I think that's how it should be.

>limiting yourself to one waifu
>even in your fantasy life you can't escape from the normie standards of life
>whatever you do you still want to conform to the rules of the normies

Wizardry is one of the most individualistic things you can do. And you're doing it wrong, if you're being a sheeple. My two cute loli waifus snicker on your hopelessness guys.

>inb4 you hurt the feelings of your waifus by having more than one
Lol, no I imagine them as succubi who love to share and love each other as well. They enjoy sharing me.
>inb4 but that's not their kanon behaviour
Why limit yourself to the kanon?
You see a character, you flesh it out or change it the way you want.

I really can't read this text without thinking it's sarcasm, I really just can't. Do I have to point out having an imaginary friend is something children do until they learn social skills and get actual friends?

I also find it funny how they treat their imaginary wives like shit, and talk like they're "Chad Thundercock" when talking about them.