Wizardchan

[Cwckifan]

Agreed. Really, isn't it strange to think that these folks could be your waiter, classmate, neighbor, etc.? Cover yourself, I say

 

[Picklepower]

You cant claim to be intellectual, and sophisticated, if you look down on women, or demonize them. An unplanned pregnancy is not just the woman's fault, what about the mans responsibility? You can use all of the biggest, fanciest words, in you little argument against woman kind, but underneath all that, I hear the whining of a small, pathetic boy. That user says he doesn't care about being single, and a virgin, yeah is anyone buying that load of horse crap? Wizards are a club for miserable people, who want to wallow in their misery, and curse life, because woman are not traded like goods in the civilized world, these guys would love a world where you can buy a wife, who will be your personal fuck servant, and they still don't get why girls don't wanna talk to them.

 

[Watcher]

Wizard posts suicide note on Wizardchan
http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/69908.html

I'm sorry, but your story and phrasing seem too cliche to be true.

And besides, I'm not a firm believer in the possibility that someone who is about to kill himself cares enough to leave a "suicide letter" on an anonymous imageboard.

>And besides, I'm not a firm believer in the possibility that someone who is about to kill himself cares enough to leave a "suicide letter" on an anonymous imageboard.
I don't know, if I was about to kill myself I would write my last words on wizardchan because where else.
You can't tell any normie that you need help because they will just think you are pathetic, remember, only normies can be suicidal or depressed, if we are, then it's pathetic and we should man up.
>I don't even care about sex all I wanted was love. To mean the world to someone who to me means the world. A kind look, a warm smile. Adoration in her eyes. A twinkle. A tear. A laugh. Moments to share with those dear to me. But I have nobody dear to me left.
Love does not exist anyway. Women just pick the best man they are able to, someone with money, house, car, big dick and social status. If you don't have it then they will cheat on you or leave you.
If you succeed then congratulations op, you will never have to continue living in this shit of a world.

I like where this thread is going. You know what to do OP and I hope to join you too.

Here I'll tell my story which can also be found here in part: archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/13923056/

Basically, I'm a fucked up and damaged individual, I hate my family, I hate everyone, and my greatest aspiration is to die a worthy death.

Unlike most people it seems, I believe that suicide is the ultimate act of courage and the purpose which transcends life.

He who embraces death overcomes life. All problems are solved by death. No man; no problem.

When a man is truly ready to die he is also ready to truly live, if only for a short while.

I even believe that if every man and woman in society were to embrace death just the same that in a short while every major problem humanity is faced with would be solved because all the weak and defective would be purged, the population thinned out, and every person who feels the need to fight for their ideals would do so instead of being cowards.

All these problems have at their root an aversion to death and a selfish belief that every life is valuable, never mind the misery it perpetuates from generation to generation.

I think a quick and painless death sucks btw. You should aspire like me for a slow and painful one.

I feel like I'm wasting resources too but OP you must realize one thing; right now there are fucktards in this world who allocate resources to downies and other subhumans that are even bigger wastes of resources than us.

I think the only moral thing to do as such is to kill, kill, and kill until at last you are killed in turn or having finished off every being more inferior to yourself you can at last end your life.

I suppose you're dead now and it's too late. You really should have taken some of the filth of this world with you.

I hope to do so myself one day when I got the balls for it.

I wonder why women don't like these people...

Also, "downies" can get vocational jobs and make their own money. So no they aren't bigger wastes of resources than you. They at least try and do something with their lives rather than contemplate murder and suicide.

 

[Niachu]

Well one bad apple can spoil the bunch, so I see what you're saying. Perhaps it'd be in his best interest to spearhead a separatist movement, and create a more cultured version of the wizard, like a mage, or something

I'd say his best interest is spending time outside rather than breaking up an ineffectual internet subculture into more ineffectual internet subcultures.

 

[José Mourinho]

Wow, I'm out and I missed some moar Wizard drama.

And God, that suicide thread. If they think that committing suicide is indeed courageous, they should seek help now.

inb4 LOLOLOLOL I WAS JUST OBVIOUSLY JOKING!!!!!1

 

[CatParty]

Soooo, if wizards don't commit suicide, they're dishonorable pussies?

 

[The Dude]

As someone who has been three pounds of pressure from putting a .41 Magnum round through his head, I can tell you with all honesty that living is truly more "brave and heroic" than killing yourself. Suicide is the most selfish thing a person can do. If I had gone through with it, and I had the barrel in my mouth and the hammer cocked, I would have widowed my wife and left my son fatherless. All because I was in a moment of weakness and self pity. Of course Wizards are nothing BUT selfish and have nothing but contempt for the people who love them. Life is a struggle. It takes balls to live. But it's worth it.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

No, people like this spend their day huddled in their rooms playing games, watching TV or videos, fapping to animu or MLP and only coming out for meals unless those meals are actually brought to them.

Wait. Sans the fapping, this is pretty much exactly what I do, but I'm nothing like them. What am I doing wrong?

Well, I'd say it is the fact that you're either what they'd classify as a normalfag or a succubus depending on whether or not they want to avoid you or have sex with you.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

Huh, I hadn't clicked on this thread and it turns out there was some really interesting stuff going on here.

Man, these wizard folks SUCK.

 

[Duke Nukem]

First person view of a wizard ambush

Spoiler

 

[HG 400]

Suicide does require some courage. It involves committing to a very a drastic choice, and facing the great unknowable, and usually involves visiting some small measure of pain or discomfort onto yourself. Obviously it takes a lot more balls to live a healthy, productive life and face whatever adversity comes your way ; but since it's wizards we're talking about that was never really considered the alternative. I understand why Wizards consider suicide a couragous act ; ending your life takes slightly more courage than continuing a lifelong habit of doing the absolute bare minimum required to exist (breathing, eating, maybe walking to another room when you need to shit).

So since they've given up any hope or expectation of living a real life, suicide is the most ambitious goal any of them can reasonably aspire to.

And that's hilarious.

 

[Count groudon]

First person view of a wizard ambush

Spoiler

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/src/1rqpoamw.wizardchan.1rknf65m.wizardchan.13819.jpg

God it looks like his scrawny arms can barely hold up that sword! Sweet mullet too

 

[exball]

As someone who has been three pounds of pressure from putting a .41 Magnum round through his head, I can tell you with all honesty that living is truly more "brave and heroic" than killing yourself. Suicide is the most selfish thing a person can do. If I had gone through with it, and I had the barrel in my mouth and the hammer cocked, I would have widowed my wife and left my son fatherless. All because I was in a moment of weakness and self pity. Of course Wizards are nothing BUT selfish and have nothing but contempt for the people who love them. Life is a struggle. It takes balls to live. But it's worth it.

Not all you do is fap to underage anime girls while wallowing in self pity and filth.

 

[Shadow Fox]

"Introduction to Attic Greek" or "Wheelock's Latin" will be seen and not heard 100% of the time, which is 100% more than can be said of women these days.

Oh, so you're not a wizard, just a sexist douchebag. Thank goodness that's all cleared up.

 

[Arkangel]

First person view of a wizard ambush

Spoiler

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/src/1rqpoamw.wizardchan.1rknf65m.wizardchan.13819.jpg

Nah. He's a battlemage. True wizards are too busy wallowing in self pity to go outside and attack people.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

There's no sense in yelling at Hróðvitnisson, guys. Bann happened to him.

 

[Null]

There's no sense in yelling at Hróðvitnisson

It's a 3 day ban, but there's no point yelling at him at all. You'll never change his mind and you're the one getting flustered. Good job.

 

[BT 075]

Hey wizards here is an all-time classic song, the title of which consisting of three words you will never ever hear in your entire lives.

[youtube]u6VTj7LhCtE[/youtube]

Chances are a Cherokee chick told Chris these words. He's a real muthafucking OG keeping it street. Deal with it haters. 8-)

Wizards, here is a word of advice from a brother who knows:

[youtube]M0PhM0ItSVI[/youtube]

 

[Watcher]

Oh boy in the suicide thread I linked they started going on about how Christ is a virgin and how he's like the Virgin messiah.

Wizard posts something on women and they get into a fight over how they shouldn't mention women on their depression board.
http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/69552.html

O-oh, s-sorry, I didn't realize that Wizardchan was always a place for normals and betafags need to go elsewhere.

>my totally baseless opinion is the only one that isn't wrong!

It's almost like you're a normalfag

I only asked for my full body augmentations.
Image all that fat replace by powerful synthetic muscles capable of breaking a normalfag's neck like a straw.

>tfw this site might just be a whole ploy by normies to make fun of us

Don't you get it? You're depressed because all you think about is "tfwnoqt3.14asldjlsjdがばたた234234//////gf". The rule that you can't talk about women is here to save you. If you stop caring about women you won't be so depressed.

But you crave them, because you're a junkie. The best medicine is to quit the feels cold turkey, but no, just like every other addict you gotta get your fix. You're going to kick and scream all the way but you're gonna break the habit, and then you're gonna come to /wiz/, your true destiny.

They also posted this hilarious image

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

Wat

What is wrong with these people

On second thought

is there a single thing right with them? Or am I just peering into bizarro world?