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[Springblossom]

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/70275.html

HAAAAATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

To get an unskilled entry level job:
1. Fill out a shitload of applications
2. Lie out your ass like crazy wow

List fake references and fake work experience on your application.
Tell fake stories and make up stuff about yourself at the interview.
Figure out what employers want to hear then say that shit to them.

Interview skills are a real thing so if you suck at first don't worry.
View each interview as a chance to practice them, and try to do better each time.

>just pretend to have social skills and tell them lies because its really easy to do so
>jus b urself

Can't you be a normalfag somewhere else?

HAAAATE

>mom doesnt let me take it easy asking me to get a job
>takes away my laptop and internet
>get really angry and play dead on the floor of my room for two days and go on hunger strike
>she starts crying, finally gives me my computer back
>take a shower and when i get out there is a freshly cooked meal on the desk in my room

now i'll take it turbo easy, my NEET spirit cannot be broken

HAAAAAAAATE HATE HATE HATE

>parents give me an ultimatum, "get a job or we're kicking you out of the house"
>would rather die than get a job so predictably, they kick me the fuck out
>did my homework so i know plenty of ways to find food and shelter
>spend most of my time browsing the chans on the public library's computers
>taking it easy hardmode, although ultimately still way easier than working
>run into parents after like 2 months and they ask if i've found a job yet
>seriously exaggerate my troubles and tell them that i couldn't
>run into them again a month later, same thing, but i tell them that i gave up
>imply suicidal intent, they have a change of heart and take me back home
>silently celebrate the unbeatable power of my iron NEET spirit

It's been years since that happened and they haven't bothered me since.

I guess they finally realized that I will never work.

>Get a job by Jan. 1st or you're getting kicked out!!!

>MFW it's Jan 1st and I'm sitting here eating mom's lettuce wraps NEETposting on /V9k/ and there isn't shit anyone can do about it.

Yeah mom I bet you'd like me to get a wage slave job so I can pay off the student loans you forced me to incur by threatening to kick me out last time. Rot in hell and bring me another wrap, bitch.

HAAAAAAAAATE

 

[Green Nidoking]

... There are no words.

 

[Count groudon]

So he went months without a home simply to avoid his parents forcing him to work? They put in so much effort to avoid working it's painfully ironic.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

I've been cruising lolcow for a while now, and I find most of the people that get featured here pretty amusing or at least cringe-worthy. But the wizards really make me angry.

 

[José Mourinho]

Sorry if I missed anything, but since we see wizards complaining about women, any posts about wizards complaining about men?

EDIT: Moar posts from /meta/:

1. http://wizardchan.org/meta/res/11690.html#q11691

It does seem to be a problem, but other than implementing 7chan/420chan style ID's to the posts, I'm not sure what we can do.

On an unrelated note, I think cwcki should be wordfiltered to "The Zone", because it's full of stalkers.

2. http://wizardchan.org/meta/res/11058.html#11098

>Wizards
>Having the confidence to call a woman,let alone sexually harassing her.

It's probably somme mentally ill tranny from 888 chan wanting to jack off while pretending to "epic trole loser virgins"

Fuck man I didnt think about this before, cwcki could also be to blame. After all if this girl was really harassed she has no way of telling who it really was, im sure if she lurks and reads legit /v9k/ posts she'd agree someone this pathetic is incapable of doing that, but the last months we've had an increasing amount of outsiders le epin trolin around here.

What i find weird about this is the twitter link on top, Im not surprised someone did it in the same way a bully makes a joke account for someone else, why it's there is what i dont get.

 

[The Dude]

I love to hate these cock gobblers.

 

[José Mourinho]

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/70334.html

Back to the "FUCK LIFE" thread!

No. I want to be an engineer. Humans are so fragile. Some sick fuck could kidnap you and torture you painfully. And you could do nothing. Some suicide bomber could take the life from you if he wanted to.
Or he could make you lose your limbs.

I would want to help humanity advance. Make artifial limbs that are as good as real ones. Develop some technology that would allow you to make "backups" of your body so in case you die you could just be reborn in your artificial body. But fuck college is so fucking boring. Maths, physics, computer science. All those assignments. I am letting the world down. But then I wonder if the world is even worth saving. It's a constant contrast. I look at beautiful paintings, music, read or watch a nice story. Think that the world is worth saving. Then I look at how stupid we are. Being easily manipulated by our instincts ( mind you I am no better). When I see a bum I feel sad. But then I also wonder if he wasn't a normalfag when he was young. If he didn't bully people that were awkward and had no friends like me.

I want to help the world but I am just a fucking lazy guy with average intelligence. Why do I even exist.

Sorry if this makes no sense but I am drunk.

Also I love being drunk. People say they were rather an unhappy human than a happy swine but fuck it. If I could enter a capsule where I would be in come but experience happyness till I die I would do it. Fuck reality. Fuck needing to be unhappy to realize how happy you are. Fuck life. Fuck how people philosph but still go on with their daily lives as if philosophy was just a joke. Fuck everything. Fuck me.

>Need to get a job
>Need a car to get to job
>Need to make car payments
>Basically paying so you can go to work to get payed

After you get money you:

>Need to pay taxes
>Need to pay internet bill
>Need to pay water bill
>Need to pay phone bill
>Need to pay for food
>Need to pay for trash to throw things on the street
>Need to pay for sewage bill
>Need to pay for a place to live
>Need to pay for insurance on that place

I know how you feel OP

Just really want to sit around watch anime and get drunk.
That is all I want. Why do I have to pay for all this shit?

>Want to go to college to become engineer
>Forced to learn about 17th century Belgian authors, take humanities courses, various electives unrelated to my desired field

Not only I'm I forced to learn all this irrelevant shit to graduate, but I have to pay a fuckload of money for it too. Fuck college.

The only respectable higher education these days is a trade school.

This bullshit consumerist life is really just like the endless grind of WoW. In WoW you need to get better gear, so you can do tougher instances, so you can get better gear.

In real life you need to get a job so you can afford school, which will get you a better job so you can keep buying a bunch of shit you don't really need.

They're both endless grinding, and arguable just as pointless.

Life isn't about pleasing your parents, it's about being happy. If the endless grind doesn't please you, then find a way to escape the cycle.

To hell with everyone else.

>>70349
But being happy for me is impossible.

Right now the only way to be happy for me is being a Leech on society.

Theoretically I could but my parents would be so fucking dissapointed. I know I should lead my own life but it's just something I can't bear. Maybe because I am so immature.

Also the government would still (rightfully) try to bug me to get a job so I couldn't relax even with NEETbux.

>>70351
Yeah I wish it was as easy as pressing a button to die fast and painlessly so you could just die whenever shit goes south. But in real life it's just too risky and requires too much motivation. That's why it's often normalfags like pretty girls that got left by their boyfriend or that got called ugly by some jealous bitch that kill themselves and not wizards because we simply lack the motivation.

Normalfags are always teliing me to try to get a good job, get a gf, be social, all the things that are hard and unrewarding or impossible for me to do.

Sometimes I feel like the you guys here on wizardchan are the only people that truly understand me and have my best interests in mind.

 

[Chairman Meow]

>Want to go to college to become engineer
>Forced to learn about 17th century Belgian authors, take humanities courses, various electives unrelated to my desired field

Not only I'm I forced to learn all this irrelevant shit to graduate, but I have to pay a fuckload of money for it too. Fuck college.

The only respectable higher education these days is a trade school.

Ah, the classed entitled undergraduate. WHY SHOULD HIGHER EDUCATION TURN ME INTO A WELL-ROUNDED INDIVIDUAL?? I'M JUST HERE TO GET A PIECE OF PAPER TO MAKE MORE MONEYS DAMMIT.

 

[Watcher]

Spaps posted this in random pics and gifs but

 

[Varis]

I need to stop reading this thread. It makes me want to kill myself.

>Want to go to college to become engineer
>Forced to learn about 17th century Belgian authors, take humanities courses, various electives unrelated to my desired field

Not only I'm I forced to learn all this irrelevant shit to graduate, but I have to pay a fuckload of money for it too. Fuck college.

The only respectable higher education these days is a trade school.

Ah, the classed entitled undergraduate. WHY SHOULD HIGHER EDUCATION TURN ME INTO A WELL-ROUNDED INDIVIDUAL?? I'M JUST HERE TO GET A PIECE OF PAPER TO MAKE MORE MONEYS DAMMIT.

...as much as it pains me, I can't help but agree with this wizard. There have been times when I wished that I could have studied only the subjects that interested me, instead of having to learn stuff I was never going to make use of. But this isn't the thread for that discussion.

 

[c-no]

Spaps posted this in random pics and gifs but

http://i.imgur.com/BI1Gl7q.jpg

Looking at that, what do these wizards have aside from dakimakura's and tulpa's?

 

[MysticMisty]

Spaps posted this in random pics and gifs but

http://i.imgur.com/BI1Gl7q.jpg

Looking at that, what do these wizards have aside from dakimakura's and tulpa's?

Inflatable sex dolls.

 

[Watcher]

...as much as it pains me, I can't help but agree with this wizard. There have been times when I wished that I could have studied only the subjects that interested me, instead of having to learn stuff I was never going to make use of. But this isn't the thread for that discussion.

I know this is offtopic but colleges have you take other classes that are sorta related but not really mostly to broaden your knowledge of your subject so you're not cripplingly overspecialized.

Like if you just want to be a foot doctor they're going to have you learn everything about the entire human body first. Likewise if you're a plumber it might do well to know something about architecture while learning how to fix pipes and water pressure. Stuff like that. It's one of the bigger differences when hiring autodidacts (People who are self taught) vs people who are educated. This is especially true with people who work in computer industries. Where you might wanna get a job coding Java but they might teach another programming language as well since you might interact with a program that uses it.

 

[Varis]

...as much as it pains me, I can't help but agree with this wizard. There have been times when I wished that I could have studied only the subjects that interested me, instead of having to learn stuff I was never going to make use of. But this isn't the thread for that discussion.

I know this is offtopic but colleges have you take other classes that are sorta related but not really mostly to broaden your knowledge of your subject so you're not cripplingly overspecialized.

Like if you just want to be a foot doctor they're going to have you learn everything about the entire human body first. Likewise if you're a plumber it might do well to know something about architecture while learning how to fix pipes and water pressure. Stuff like that. It's one of the bigger differences when hiring autodidacts (People who are self taught) vs people who are educated. This is especially true with people who work in computer industries. Where you might wanna get a job coding Java but they might teach another programming language as well since you might interact with a program that uses it.

All of that makes sense, yeah, but what do 17th century Belgian authors have to do with engineering? Maybe the books they wrote, sure, if they were related to the subject. But the authors?

 

[Chairman Meow]

...as much as it pains me, I can't help but agree with this wizard. There have been times when I wished that I could have studied only the subjects that interested me, instead of having to learn stuff I was never going to make use of. But this isn't the thread for that discussion.

I know this is offtopic but colleges have you take other classes that are sorta related but not really mostly to broaden your knowledge of your subject so you're not cripplingly overspecialized.

Like if you just want to be a foot doctor they're going to have you learn everything about the entire human body first. Likewise if you're a plumber it might do well to know something about architecture while learning how to fix pipes and water pressure. Stuff like that. It's one of the bigger differences when hiring autodidacts (People who are self taught) vs people who are educated. This is especially true with people who work in computer industries. Where you might wanna get a job coding Java but they might teach another programming language as well since you might interact with a program that uses it.

All of that makes sense, yeah, but what do 17th century Belgian authors have to do with engineering? Maybe the books they wrote, sure, if they were related to the subject. But the authors?

For 500 years or so, the point of higher education (ie, beyond high school) was not merely to train you for a career, but to turn you into a person with a greater understanding and appreciation of the world at large. It's only in the last 20-30 years, where a 4-year bachelors' degree has become a necessity to get your foot in the door in all kinds of careers that arguably don't need a degree at all, that college education has been seen as a means to an end. People take classes outside their field of specialty to make them into a well-rounded person at large. The class I took in modern Asian history had ZERO to do with my major, but I'm amazed at how that knowledge has ended up being useful post-college. Obviously it's pointless for an electrical engineer to be taking specialized art history courses, but who's to say the different perspectives presented by a introductory class might change how they see the world, and ultimately the circuits they end up designing.

I suspect "17th-century Belgian authors" is a bit of wizardly dramatic effect since I can't find a single notable 17th-century Belgian author with a quick google. But it's all in the way you phrase it. The same wizard might moan about taking a class studying "dusty 16th-century English literature", and then you realize he's talking about....Shakespeare.

But anyway, this is probably getting a bit off topic, since most wizards aspire to never darken the doorstep of their local community college, let alone get science degrees at a university.

 

[Duke Nukem]

PS: lol @ most of them just wanting to have dream-sex. When I have erotic dreams I try to escape them

If your dream-sex goes like theirs does, no wonder.

I had a nightmare I turned into a wizard once. I have to admit, it was pretty disturbing after I remembered what happened.

 

[The Dude]

So what's up with the fedoras? I don't get why that's the official hat of wizards, love-shies, bronies, and moronic manchildren in general.

 

[Niggoat]

I have a feeling they wear fedoras because it makes them feel like a 40's gangster instead of a greasy neckbeard who spends all of his time whining about women online.

 

[Watcher]

All of that makes sense, yeah, but what do 17th century Belgian authors have to do with engineering? Maybe the books they wrote, sure, if they were related to the subject. But the authors?

The Wizard stated that he had to take a bunch of electives. I'm guessing they required him to take a history class along with his humanities class and he took a course in Belgian authors just because he didn't give a fuck.

So what's up with the fedoras? I don't get why that's the official hat of wizards, love-shies, bronies, and moronic manchildren in general.

I have a feeling they wear fedoras because it makes them feel like a 40's gangster instead of a greasy neckbeard who spends all of his time whining about women online.

It's entirely to look "cool"

Literally that's it. They want to look cool but they don't know that trying your hardest to impress complete strangers is a very pointless endeavor. They think that wearing a goofy hat will make people envious of you and make you look like this

When in reality you'll look like this

I've also seen people talk about how they wear pinstripe suits and hit on girls in subway stations.

They also don't realize it's not an every day hat and it's meant to be worn in the rain or in winter. I refuse to buy fedoras now because of the social stigma attached to them. It's a hat that reveals a person's deep seeded insecurity.

 

[Duke Nukem]

When wizards dream:

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