The Fall of Wizardchan (in Ye Olde Style).
Wizardchan, that accursed website, displeased The Lord Godbear. However, Godbear proclaimed that while at least one righteous man walked it's halls, He would stay his hand. And Lo! Many righteous men walked the halls of Wizardchan! Great Champions, mighty and righteous, strode it's Imageboards and defended Wizardchan from the Barbarian Hordes of the CWCki. However, The Wizards grew proud, and strife began to emerge. Wizardchans citizens turned on their champions with enraged cries of "Normalfag! Non-virgin!".
Their champions, those who defended Wizardchan against the barbarian hordes of CWCki, attempted to defend themselves, but to no avail. They were cast out, exiled. And The Lord Godbear was displeased. Some of The Wizards questioned the exile of the righteous. "Why hath we cast out the ones we should have looked up to?" But a fool had been crowned ruler of Wizardchan, and his heart was hardened. And so it began, a great purge of Wizardchan. With accusations of "Normalfag! Non-virgin" neighbor turned against neighbor, man began to eat man, and chaos swept the Imageboards.
Alas, Oh Daughter of Wizardchan, for Ye Vanity hath displeased the LORD GODBEAR. And while Wizardchan was embroiled in chaos, the Barbarians hordes of CWCki took note. For the exiled champions hath struck an alliance with their former foes, and earned a place in the tribes. And thus, Null, the great Chief of the horde, and Katsu, the sodomite queen warlord, mobilized their great armies, and marched on Wizardchan. And Wizardchan barred it's gates, and the barbarians camped at the walls of that hideous strength.
And Lo, the walls of Wizardchan crumbled, and the hordes of barbarians rushed in like water. And the wizards were helpless in their arrogance and self pity, and were powerless against the righteous tide of the barbarians.
The neckbeards were set aflame, and fell under the sword and the club and the warhammer and the ax. The waifus were dashed upon the rocks, the Imageboards were put to the torch, and the coding itself was salted. And The Lord Godbear looked upon this and saw that it was good.
-Book of Glaive.
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