Wizchan / Assigned Male Accidental Merger

[chadT]

It takes a strong man to deny what's right in front of him.

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You were banned because you ARE a cwcki troll. Are you that dense? The only purpose of that post was to be inflammatory.

 

[Uzumaki]

The words have not yet been conceived of in English or any other language that these dudes could put together in a way that, coming from them, I would find legitimately insulting

It's the conversational equivalent of a 2-year-old getting really mad at an adult and trying to hit them with all their might. If it gets any reaction at all, it's amusement.

 

[Null]

You were banned because you ARE a cwcki troll. Are you that dense? The only purpose of that post was to be inflammatory.

The purpose was two-fold.
1) I was defending my decision from a person who claimed I was just fucking with Glaive's head.
2) I was remarking at how daft and ill-conceived removing Glaive was. It's not inherently inflammatory, it just appears that way to someone that made the decision and who chooses to remain ignorant to how bad an idea it was.

 

[Watcher]

Unpopular opinions on Wizardchan
http://wizardchan.org/wiz/res/48504.html

Unpopular opinions, wizard ed.
>It's okay to have friends
>Wizardry is not the way for everyone

Wizardchan would be better if women were allowed to post.

Go fuck yourself normiecunt!
Mods! Mods! Mods!

every woman is a normalfag

>falling for a mod honeypot

These threads are purely to weed out normies

Honestly there probably are decent women out there, and not even ones like Nuns that are programming to be nice but are actually nice. But you hardly ever hear about them, only in the strangest obscure places and only at the right time, like in an MMORPG or something, and they probably don't even leave their houses. So that essentially makes them mythical creatures.

For practicality sake it's best to just exclude them and go back to saying they're all succubis.

Also regardless of all that 2D is far superior to even the nicest succubus. But that isn't an unpopular opinion ;]

This place is one of the biggest hugboxes out there and I'm ashamed of myself for not being able to leave this place.

There is no "Chad Thundercock". You don't need to be rich, good-looking, have "high social status", or even be charismatic to get a girlfriend. The vast majority of men on this planet are completely unremarkable and yet somehow manage to have a sex-life. The reason why most of us are virgins is because we're lazy and self-absorbed. It's that simple.

Also, anyone who says their life is "over" at the age of 18-30 is a complete moron. Anyone who thinks they're "old" at 30 is also a moron. We're all still very young; pretty much all of us have decades ahead in which we can and most certainly will change.

The site is a joke. And what's worse is that we all know it.

One of the most self aware posts I've ever seen

I think traps are fucked in the head and shouldn't be fucking paraded around chans.

I concur, I just don't see the appeal of traps. Every time I see one I want to castrate them and shove their severed genitals down their throat then smash their jaws in.

 

[José Mourinho]

How dare the current admin of Wizardchan is probably not a virgin.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

Glaive's exile and subsequent removal of his mods has lead to some very amusing threads. Also /wiz/ and not v9k.

Wizards don't like wimmin much
http://wizardchan.org/wiz/res/44271.html




"Not only must I be a good looking woman, but it would fit MY personality more if I was"




There's a fuckton of posts about periods. To the point where I really question if any of these Wizards ever learned in Biology class why women have them.

There's also a few posts about wishing to be white and rich, and a lot of self hate in general.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tammy_Duckworth

 

[Gorogoroth]

If you get a chance, check out the thread in general about a wizard trying to buy a cat. It made my day, worth having a read through the whole thing. Poor bastard can't even buy a pet without having a series of misadventures.
It starts like this

And ends like this

>Tfw no cat

 

[Niachu]

Is this wizard seriously saying he'd kill an innocent animal because he's allergic to it?

 

[Silver]

...
As a cat lover I want to track him down and rescue the poor baby

 

[OBAMATRON]

Why doesn't that retard just get antihistamines? Or, maybe, just return the cat.

 

[Venusaur]

"This cat is cute and friendly, even though it's known me for a few hours....I will have to have it killed if it keeps giving me allergies."

Woah, I know that he also suggested giving it away, but the fact that he mentions putting down a healthy animal just because he's allergic to it is a bit off.

 

[Randall Fragg]

"This cat is cute and friendly, even though it's known me for a few hours....I will have to have it killed if it keeps giving me allergies."

Woah, I know that he also suggested giving it away, but the fact that he mentions putting down a healthy animal just because he's allergic to it is a bit off.

And he wonders why nobody will fuck him. Sounds like he's got some sort of mental illness.

 

[steelsheep]

Man, reading the wizardchan threads regarding Glaive is seriously some George Orwell shit.

It seems like a good faction of the users feel like because Glaive wasn't a complete asshole when he started the original FAQ, and tried to put out a genuine and well-intending gesture, that he somehow isn't fit to be a wizardchan admin.

I dunno, I know we're generally considered to be reprehensible as a whole by the wizchan community, but I don't see any reason to think that Glaive was initally attempting to align with us.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

"The wizchan community" has to be at least top three in my list of "groups of people whose opinions mean less than nothing to me."

 

[steelsheep]

"The wizchan community" has to be at least top three in my list of "groups of people whose opinions mean less than nothing to me."

It's not like I'm heartbroken about it or anything.

But I think they're really pretty fascinating to watch, in the sense that they are more or less a group of openly misanthropic shut-ins all communing together anonymously. Plus, there is this really cool forum I found that's user-base shares an interest in observing and discussing strange entities and figures on the internet.

 

[copypaste]

I was actually quite surprised that Glaive was able to give up Wizardchan for here so quickly and not post there anymore (at least, that's what he tells me).

I still post on Wizardchan anonymously at least twice weekly even though everyone there hates me quite universally.

If anything I'm even more fucked up mentally than when I was admin of Wizardchan.

Also, what is it about CWCki that attracts former Wizardchan admins? (I'm copypaste btw)

 

[Watcher]

Also, what is it about CWCki that attracts former Wizardchan admins? (I'm copypaste btw)

We're like a secret club house

 

[CatParty]

I was actually quite surprised that Glaive was able to give up Wizardchan for here so quickly and not post there anymore (at least, that's what he tells me).

I still post on Wizardchan anonymously at least twice weekly even though everyone there hates me quite universally.

If anything I'm even more fucked up mentally than when I was admin of Wizardchan.

Also, what is it about CWCki that attracts former Wizardchan admins? (I'm copypaste btw)

Welcome!!

 

[Null]

Head's up, the current admin of Wizardchan has updated the rules into the most convoluted heap of bullshit I've ever seen.

http://wizardchan.org/rules.html

Global Rules

1. Do not identify as a female or suggest that you are one.
2. Do not discuss your sexual experience or suggest that you have or will engage in sexual activities.
3. Do not discuss your romantic experiences, relationships, or social experiences that are not strictly academic, business, or familial experiences. These types of social experiences are known as neutral social experiences. In neutral social experiences, there is no intent by either party to seek or promote a sexual experience, romantic relationship, or friendship.
   • Example of a rule-abiding situation: throwing spaghetti when asking a female cashier for a product.
   • Example of a rule-breaking situation: discussing how you ignore every female who asks you out; discussing how you did something with your friends.
4. Do not disparage, advise against, or show contempt for the celibate, NEET, or reclusive lifestyles.
5. Do not harass users, or post personal attacks, accusations (e.g. samefag, normalfag), inflammatory images (e.g. macro reaction images, lol butthurt), or witch-hunts (e.g. normalfag, succubus, whiteknight, troll, etc.) against other users.
6. Do not submit or solicit activities or content (text or images) that violate US law. This includes submitting threats of violence and sexually explicit images of children (cartoon or otherwise, loli/shota).
7. Do not spam, or advertise your product or website.
8. Do not mention that you have female friends.
9. You must have at least 18 years of age to use this website.
10. Do not sign your post with a name, avatar, or signature. Personal photos are not allowed unless it is relevant to the topic and facial features have been obscured.
11. Posts must be written in English.
12. Do not post any personally identifiable information of yourself or any other individual for the purpose of “doxing” or other malicious intents. This includes e-mails, personal websites, physical address, phone number, etc.
13. Do not evade or discuss your ban(s) if they have yet expired. Use the appropriate channels to appeal.
14. Do not incite or promote “raids” or “invasions” against websites, boards, or persons.
15. If you have an objection towards a post, submit a report. Do not announce your objection or respond to posts/threads that violate a rule.
16. Do not abuse the report system. Use it to report rule violations, not hunches. Do not make multiple spurious reports.
17. Keep similar topics in one thread. Duplicate threads will be locked or deleted.
18. Do not create threads that are outside the board’s themes.
19. Do not abuse the text formatting (bold, italics, heading, etc.) or use all-caps text.
20. Do not submit porn or gore content outside of /b/.

I want to point out that this isn't even correct, as Rule 1 (Don't identify as a chick) is listed as Rule 0, meaning they wanted to make it the most important rule of the board without disrupting the existing order of previous rules.

This rule update is probably the biggest indicator thus far that the current administration doesn't even know how to run a community and probably has a below-average IQ. Multiple rules cover the same topic, the entire list is overly verbose (meaning that the rule represents a vague idea, not a concise restriction), and many of its points attempt to ban people outright or are completely redundant. Like, "don't tell people you're banned" -- why does that need to be a rule? If someone is ban evading are they not already banned? There's a fucking whopping 21 rules and then individual rules for reach board, an immense number that nobody in their right mind is going to memorize.

I've been silently watching this thread and Wizardchan's /meta/ board after Glaive left because it really has no stability anymore. It's a bunch of angry retards that have successfully isolated themselves not only from society at large, but from each other. It's just a hate circlejerk that'll become smaller and smaller as people are banned for random bullshit that was written into the rulebook to satisfy the angriest and dumbest of the bunch.

 

[wheat pasta]

It's just a hate circlejerk that'll become smaller and smaller as people are banned for random bullshit that was written into the rulebook to satisfy the angriest and dumbest of the bunch.

Aaaand nothing of value was lost.