Write a scary story in two sentences

[pootie tang]

Your favorite lolcow gets pregnant. Not only did they bring the baby to term, they want to raise it.

 

[MTN Dew Rat]

Once there was a nigger

He lived his life getting fat white girls pregnant and then leaving them

 

[Pagan Min]

After death, you get to live in a movie-like environment for all eternity, experiencing all its pleasures.

Unfortunately, that movie is Hellraiser...

 

[BABANGUIDE64]

You're an e-celeb.

You have your own KF thread

 

[Spunt]

This is why your life is already over, stalker.

Enjoy Prison.

 

[GeekUSA]

I did fart in my wife's vagina.

Right again, stalker child.

 

[OXRAZOR]

i sat beside a darkskinned man in a train. he was gooning in public

 

[412-L]

The doctor begins the surgery, his scalpel carefully and precisely cutting into the torso. I feel everything lying there, unable to move, unable to scream.

 

[Manuel Noriega]

Grove Street - home.

At least it was before I fucked everything up.

 

[crowabunga]

"Don't be frightened, it's just a man with Down's Syndrome."

"You don't understand, it's now transmissible."

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

I nut. She still suckin'

 

[Hepativore]

"Hi, my name is Nick Bate! I will be your home's interior decorator!"

 

[Caddo Cobgang]

"Barbara slowly picked up the telephone. The guy on the other side with a heavy Indian accent simply said "GOOD MORNING SIR !""

 

[ElBolongaKing]

"The condom broke. No plan B."

 

[pp6t49]

The captain turned and faced his skeleton crew. The men watched him salute as the planet grew larger behind him.

 

[TheRetardKing]

You installed a brand new RTX card on your PC.
Mirrors Edge runs like shit.

 

[Gog & Magog]

"The circumcision scar! It's opening back up!"

 

[Begemot]

You hear slobbering and feel a distorted penis bump up behind you. “I will avenge you, Denis Hof!”

 

[slim]

You made a movie 40 years ago with such a low budget and it flops, 30 years later it's a cult classic.

You've been trying to make a sequel to the movie, but you're pushing 70 and all of your hard work in making a sequel has ended with a gaming studio making a shitty videogame out of it that averages 20 players.

 

[polaris_VII]

My girlfriend squirted all over my dick. Then I remembered she was trans.