Wuchang: Fallen Feathers - Stellar Blade - chink edition

[Mister Fister]

And yet for someone reason these games dont really do well, as their numbers quickly drop an they get forgotten, as the sad porn brained losers move on to another jerk off material. Then again, Stellar Blade only sold well in Korea, China and Japan, two out of three places already have porn brained addicts.

So ye, enjoy playng your crappy Chink porn game with one hand, cause thats the only thing sad wankers like you can do

If your only argument is that liking beautiful characters means gooner then you have the porn brain.

 

[Spud]

If your only argument is that liking beautiful characters means gooner then you have the porn brain.

Attractive women are pornography don't you know, we need to ban them cause gooners may be here. Honestly if they could get over themselves for having some semblance of sexuality rather than acting like a moral sperg who's ashamed of themselves cause they jerk it whenever they sense a female presences they'd be happier. It's easy to play the tittie game without touching yourself but seeking validation from strangers on the Internet is what they crave.

 

[The tired cat]

If your only argument is that liking beautiful characters means gooner then you have the porn brain.

Nah, you faggots have porn brains. Because outside of having goon material you ignore everything else. Stellar Blade is a great example, the story and gameplay are trash, but you coombrains ignor those things because "South Korean bimbo bot make penis haaard", same with this POS.

 

[regalterry]

And yet for someone reason these games dont really do well

lmao, the desperate cope.

Stellar Blade peaked at 190,000 concurrent players, Wuchan is at 130,000 and it's not even the weekend yet. Do we need to go through all the heckin' based progressive games that respect (trans) women and reject the male gaze to see how they're faring?

Then again, Stellar Blade only sold well in Korea, China and Japan, two out of three places already have porn brained addicts.

Just a sentence ago you said they don't sell well. You are actually so monumentally retarded you managed to contradict yourself in the same paragraph.

Leftists genuinely are the subhumans of mankind.

 

[The tired cat]

lmao, the desperate cope.

Stellar Blade peaked at 190,000 concurrent players, Wuchan is at 130,000 and it's not even the weekend yet. Do we need to go through all the heckin' based progressive games that respect (trans) women and reject the male gaze to see how they're faring

Peeked at 190k and then dropped to 5k, sure showed everyone.

Just a sentence ago you said they don't sell well. You are actually so monumentally retarded you managed to contradict yourself in the same paragraph.

Leftists genuinely are the subhumans of mankind

1 milliok copies on PC are kinda shit numbers and again only sold well only in Asian countries. But hey, keep defendiny your jerk off games, like good coombrained drones.

 

[regalterry]

Peeked at 190k and then dropped to 5k, sure showed everyone.

It's at 20,000 to 25,000 concurrent players every day. This information is easily verifiable in 5 seconds.

1 milliok copies on PC are kinda shit numbers

1 million copies in three days, you subhuman fuckwit.

Why are you this pathetically stupid? Do you enjoy getting called a retard? Is it some leftist instinct to seek out punishment?

 

[The tired cat]

1 million copies in three days, you subhuman fuckwit.

Why are you this pathetically stupid? Do you enjoy getting called a retard? Is it some leftist instinct to seek out punishment?

And? Still shit numbers compared to all this hype the gooners had.

And why are you such a sad gooner? Do you enjoy living a sad life of needing to defend shit games made by Korean and Chink gypsies because they have big tits? Do you gooner seek some need to prove your lives arent worthless?

It's at 20,000 to 25,000 concurrent players every day. This information is easily verifiable in 5 seconds

So much for 20 to 25k, eh?

 

[Bonedome]

Peeked at 190k and then dropped to 5k, sure showed everyone.

Nigga it's a single player game in an age where like 14,000 games come out a year. I put 50 hours into Stellar Blade and took a break to play other shit. Yesterday I spent time putting together a puzzle. The day before that I played some CrossCode after hearing about it in the videogame chat thread. I don't need to play every day in order to enjoy the game, its story, and its combat.

They don't make additional money the more I play it.

Also what @regalterry said. It's at ~16000 players right now on a Thursday morning.

 

[Chapalapachapa]

Game might be good, who knows.

thats the point, they arent. they are trash made for the lowest denominator. i have a friend who played stellar blade, descendent and now this shit and for the life of me i cant see the appeal.

 

[regalterry]

And? Still shit numbers compared to all this hype the gooners had.

It had half the peak number of players of GTA V, and 30,000 more than Total War: Warhammer 3. It's the eightieth most popular Steam game of all time, right on the first page on Steamdb, out of a total of 8,000+ pages.

I am not sure how to explain to you the game is popular by any quantifiable metric you care to name. Maybe I should try drawing it out with crayons? Is that more your speed?

And why are you such a sad gooner? Do you enjoy living a sad life of needing to defend shit games made by Korean and Chink gypsies because they have big tits? Do you gooner seek some need to prove your lives arent worthless?

Am I supposed to be insulted by this?

No, seriously, what is this even? You've been spewing the same retarded insults in every post in some misguided belief that you are owning the chuds. You're not.

 

[The tired cat]

Am I supposed to be insulted by this?

I mean, not like its possible to insult you gooners. Your sad existence is a good enough laugh already.

thats the point, they arent. they are trash made for the lowest denominator. i have a friend who played stellar blade, descendent and now this shit and for the life of me i cant see the appeal.

Jerk off material, thats the only appeal.

 

[regalterry]

I mean, not like its possible to insult you gooners. Your sad existence is a good enough laugh already.

I see, you've stopped actually trying to make an argument and now are throwing around insults like a toddler, hoping that if you screech loud enough the bullies will go away?

Let me summarize things for you:

1. liking attractive women (or men) doesn't make you a gooner, it's basic human behavior and ensures the continued existence of our species - that you think finding attractive people attractive is somehow unnatural just shows how utterly broken you are in the head
2. Stellar Blade sold exceptionally well on Steam, and Wuchang is poised to do the same, in spite of all the malding, seething and dilating your kind engaged in

Now go cry at the government or the UN, or whatever else you use as the ersatz father figure in your life, to make what you don't like go away, like the sad sack of shit you are.

 

[Spud]

You'd think with all that time and energy spent seethe posting they would have made a game of their own to blow the chinky titty game out of the water. Who knew that a Chinese soulslike clone with an attractive Chinese lady would be able to achieve rent free living accommodations so quickly, no wonder these games sell well, the people who hate them are their greatest marketers.

 

[The tired cat]

liking attractive women (or men) doesn't make you a gooner, it's basic human behavior and ensures the continued existence of our species - that you think finding attractive people attractive is somehow unnatural just shows how utterly broken you are in the head

Argument used by gooners to try and justify how they arent sex brained weirdos. Bonus points, usually used by fat bastards that look like chewed up bubble gum or bag of marshmallows stuffed in a microwave.

Stellar Blade sold exceptionally well on Steam, and Wuchang is poised to do the same, in spite of all the malding, seething and dilating your kind engaged in

Ignoring still that it only sold well in China, Japan and South Korea. Two places have a huge pervert problem, while China its cheap. Also, wont be shocked if the crappy Chink game also selling well in these three places.

Now go cry at the government or the UN, or whatever else you use as the ersatz father figure in your life, to make what you don't like go away, like the sad sack of shit you are

Lol, I forgot you sad fags consider the UN a legit thing.

 

[Chapalapachapa]

enjoy your broken chink gooner slop

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

enjoy your broken chink gooner slop

Tbf, most of the reviews are about performance. You can have the best game ever made, Steam reviewers will give it Unrecommended for running at 59fps on the highest setting.

 

[Mister Fister]

Argument used by gooners to try and justify how they arent sex brained weirdos. Bonus points, usually used by fat bastards that look like chewed up bubble gum or bag of marshmallows stuffed in a microwave.

Never gets old

And for the record, those heroic muscle bound men are the male version of this, which you don't seem to have a problem with.

 

[The tired cat]

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Never gets old

And for the record, those heroic muscle bound men are the male version of this, which you don't seem to have a problem with.

Thanks for proving how defensive gooners get when called out, like I needed that anyway.

Find me dumb bitches or gays who thrist for such shit and I'll call 'em out as well.

 

[Mister Fister]

Thanks for proving how defensive gooners get when called out, like I needed that anyway.

Find me dumb bitches or gays who thrist for such shit and I'll call 'em out as well.

Thanks for proving to me that modern leftism is inherently opposed to normal sexuality, don't bullshit me, I know you like seeing in real life good looking people but you're used to seeing mutants at your leftist rallies so I understand.

 

[The tired cat]

Thanks for proving to me that modern leftism is inherently opposed to normal sexuality, don't bullshit me, I know you like seeing in real life good looking people but you're used to seeing mutants at your leftist rallies so I understand.

I guess being sex brained freaks, you need some level of denial to claim you are normal. Sure, sure whatever you say. Keep jerking off to your Chink trash like a good gooner.