Wuchang: Fallen Feathers - Stellar Blade - chink edition

[Mister Fister]

I guess being sex brained freaks, you need some level of denial to claim you are normal. Sure, sure whatever you say. Keep jerking off to your Chink trash like a good gooner.

You're a virgin aren't you.

 

[The tired cat]

You're a virgin aren't you.

So, is this a go to assumption for gooners whenever they get called out and get defensive?

 

[Billy the Adult]

So disregarding the whole gooning debate, how is the game? Is it just slop or pretty good? Reviews don't help because the optimization is ass and otherwise people just say "the game is good," which is pretty useless.

 

[Kris]

Man I am not liking that desaturated color palette.

Dunno what it is but past few years any game with that just kind of makes my eyes tired.

So disregarding the whole gooning debate, how is the game? Is it just slop or pretty good? Reviews don't help because the optimization is ass and otherwise people just say "the game is good," which is pretty useless.

Iron Pineapple says it's pretty good. From watching a bit of his video on it, it kind of seems like it's got an Elden Ring style of handling to it while rocking Nioh/Nioh 2 style of specialized moves.

 

[Übertroon]

Peeked at 190k and then dropped to 5k, sure showed everyone.

Even if we presumed 5k concurrent players is right, which it is not, it's three times that but whatever, it would still be among the top 1% og video games, and put it well above several +200 million western disasters on a reasonable budget

 

[The tired cat]

Even if we presumed 5k concurrent players is right, which it is not, it's three times that but whatever, it would still be among the top 1% og video games, and put it well above several +200 million western disasters on a reasonable budget

Lol, lets be real this game will be forgotten really fast.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Lol, lets be real this game will be forgotten really fast.

So are most Big Budget Western games.



Here is Stellar Blade a year out.



Here is Doom The Dark Ages a couple of months after.

I would Rate them kind of Similar in quality but..you have to admit one is faring better than the other.



Here is Black Myth Wukong for extra context, It had a much higher peak count, and still does better than Stellar, but it also has had a massive MASSIVE drop off.

 

[Guaymallen]

Chinkdevs are the personification of the "Nintendo hire this man" vids, every single game of theirs is just UE5 slop with a couple of "le epic cutscenes" for retarded youtube commenters to gush about "the graphics".

Still can't understand how Black Myth got a big audience being such a shit game lol

 

[The tired cat]

Still can't understand how Black Myth got a big audience being such a shit game lol

Chinese mythology and it did very much appeal to Asians, specifically the Chinese.

 

[The Doom Slayer]

So disregarding the whole gooning debate, how is the game? Is it just slop or pretty good? Reviews don't help because the optimization is ass and otherwise people just say "the game is good," which is pretty useless.

It's ok. It definitely a little janky, with some pretty weird design choices, and not as polished or high quality as something like Lies of P or the From games themselves. Maybe wait for some patches first if you're interested.

 

[Geddy Lee's Fee and See]

Are people still upset over pixel titties on a screen and have nothing better to do with their time than complain on the Internet about said pixel titties.

Fucking thank you. This game is a UE5 unoptimized trainwreck and all the retards are complaining about digital tits like they're Tipper Gore or some other flavor of AWFL/AWFC Karen. This game has bigger issues than the lead being a sexy Chinese chick.


Hot chicks in vidya is nothing new. Stop acting like literal faggots over attractive women in games and embrace it or ignore it.

 

[Seething Bazelgeuse]

And? Still shit numbers compared to all this hype the gooners had.

And why are you such a sad gooner? Do you enjoy living a sad life of needing to defend shit games made by Korean and Chink gypsies because they have big tits? Do you gooner seek some need to prove your lives arent worthless?


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So much for 20 to 25k, eh?

This post is so unbelievably dogshit that I thought I was on /v/ for a moment. If you haven't been trolling this entire time please delete your account.

 

[Thiletonomics]

Chinkdevs are the personification of the "Nintendo hire this man" vids, every single game of theirs is just UE5 slop with a couple of "le epic cutscenes" for retarded youtube commenters to gush about "the graphics".

Still can't understand how Black Myth got a big audience being such a shit game lol

Chinese mythology and it did very much appeal to Asians, specifically the Chinese.

It also helped that the "main" competition that came out at the same time as Wukong was LOL CONCORD. Some people even tried to blame Wukong for it's "time release being done to undermine Concord".

 

[The tired cat]

It also helped that the "main" competition that came out at the same time as Wukong was LOL CONCORD. Some people even tried to blame Wukong for it's "time release being done to undermine Concord".

Dont see how can ya compare two different genres...heck Concord was cheaper compared to the monkey game, when you think about it and wasnt Wukong also an optimized mess. But, as a multiplayer shooter it didnt offer much nor would any alattractive characters save it.

 

[Peep Plops]

Look at all the pornsick faggots coping and seething. Yes it makes you all very manly to play games with a vacuous bimbo jiggling her tits to the rhythm of generic soulslike gameplay. All your arguments are thoroughly pathetic and I don't even see why you pornsick cretins bother, just go goon with the rest of the basement dwelling unemployables over at 4chin.

 

[Estate]

I just wanted to drop in this thread and say I don't buy chinkware out of principle, but I did not expect a full-on tard brawl.

It's somewhat annoying that there's so many cretins on this site and on the internet, that any disagreement gets you labeled the opposite extreme of whatever these faggots screech about, in this case, the choices being mega gooner to plastic chicks or mega tranny with a love for DEI and niggers.

 

[Chapalapachapa]

I just wanted to drop in this thread and say I don't buy chinkware out of principle, but I did not expect a full-on tard brawl.

It's somewhat annoying that there's so many cretins on this site and on the internet, that any disagreement gets you labeled the opposite extreme of whatever these faggots screech about, in this case, the choices being mega gooner to plastic chicks or mega tranny with a love for DEI and niggers.

Nigger faggot

 

[Male Idiot]

Looks fun, not ugly western faggot slop.

But also soulslike. Fuck dark souls. Give me big booby anime skyrim.

 

[Bonedome]

So disregarding the whole gooning debate, how is the game? Is it just slop or pretty good? Reviews don't help because the optimization is ass and otherwise people just say "the game is good," which is pretty useless.

I've almost played for 2 hours and beat the first real boss (which is like 3 bosses in.) This puts me in the top 55% of players so far on Steam. My performance has been good; not like Monster Hunter Wilds where I have to close every other app on my PC to run halfway decent. I haven't noticed any stutters or anything.

It's still too early to call it but I don't feel like I've wasted my money (yet.) The introduction does feel a little weird compared to most soulslikes but the music/atmosphere/combat have all kept me engaged. The comparison to Nioh is apt due to the way leveling unlocks the ability to get different weapon skills and buffs. Interestingly getting more healing and stronger healing items is also tied into the leveling system (although you also need the items to enhance them.)

Looks fun, not ugly western faggot slop.

But also soulslike. Fuck dark souls. Give me big booby anime skyrim.

I'm going to have to play more to see how much of a soulslike it really is but people were calling Stellar Blade a soulslike which is just a wrong opinion. So far the extras seem like it could break away from it and be more of an action game sort of like Nioh.

 

[I'm Retarded?]

I am okay if the Chinese take over gaming if they price beat current 70-80 overpriced gaming.

lol. alternatively, don't play Chinese games, and don't play the $80 goyslop either. there are games all over Steam around the $30 range that are fun as hell and have actually interesting ideas. here is a basically flawless Descent clone, made in Unity, by the original Descent devs. $30. here is a badass cyborg ninja simulator. $30. its sequel is $40. multiplayer zombie survival autism simulator, $20. an actually good modern MechWarrior game with a full story campaign, $30. turn-based RPG with retro EGA-style graphics, $15 (45% off right now). Elder Scrolls clone with actually good gameplay, $45. tactical roguelite shooter made by the Painkiller devs, $40. Left 4 Dead in the Warhammer 40K universe, $40. cool ass cyberpunk Castlevania clone with best-in-class pixel art, $20. you fucking niggers need to stop talking like your only choices are $80 goyslop or $50 chinkslop. get on GOG or Steam and expand your fucking horizons.