[X-Post] Closure of the CWCki Forum's Private Discussion Board

[Joan Nyan]

So... All the people sperging about "omg theirs a kiwi farms innur surkel" weren't crazy after all. That's kind of mind blowing actually.

 

[BT 075]

I had no idea this board even existed so I don't really know what to think about it's demise.

PS: If everything in discussion was a ruse, does this mean Chris is straight?

 

[Watcher]

PS: If everything in discussion was a ruse, does this mean Chris is straight?

No

 

[Null]

So... All the people sperging about "omg theirs a kiwi farms innur surkel" weren't crazy after all. That's kind of mind blowing actually.

It wasn't true for a long time. It snowballed quickly.

I had no idea this board even existed so I don't really know what to think about it's demise.

PS: If everything in discussion was a ruse, does this mean Chris is straight?

Anything from Chris is true. Anything about other people is to be questioned.

 

[Trickie]

This is an interesting development. I'm guessing it doesn't mean much for us non-in-crowd regulars, though? I mean, apart from the fact that we're going to get a huge info dump in a few months.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

I was Chris' girlfriend. (Not really, but this is going to give /cow/ a whole lot of fodder to antagonize us with)

 

[EI 903]

This is an interesting development. I'm guessing it doesn't mean much for us non-in-crowd regulars, though? I mean, apart from the fact that we're going to get a huge info dump in a few months.

Not that huge. Glaive wasn't kidding when he said that Discussion was more interesting. The ebay stuff is much more fascinating, not to mention the piercing.

 

[BT 075]

OMG Katherine is not real?

That actually sucks balls. I know it's wishful thinking and all that but I was seriously hoping for Chris to find some degree of happiness in his life. If everything really is fake, that's just sad. Not even remotely funny, just super sad and depressing. Would have loved some sort of happy ending because it would piss off so many weens. Turns out, it's been one big ween ruse all along.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Either way I use this board more for Jace/Tyce than Chris now (and I discovered Joe Cracker and TLOC here). Never had any plans or desire to troll Chris, and I have to agree that I feel more bad for him than anything at this point.

 

[Null]

Would that include Chris' parents? Dumb question I know, but are you implying that Bob's still alive?

are you being facetious

 

[EI 903]

Would that include Chris' parents? Dumb question I know, but are you implying that Bob's still alive?

That isn't a dumb question. It is the dumbest question.

 

[MrTroll]

IS BARB A TROLLSONA TOO??????

 

[BT 075]

IS BARB A TROLLSONA TOO??????

It's actually just Jace in a dress. Cole is CatParty, and Moby. Bob was Daniel Day-Lewis.

 

[Puranjin]

I'm not sure if I was as clued-out as the other regulars here, but the way Null has put it places things into perspective. Strip Chris of his buffoonery, and there's nothing there to laugh at. As much as his life has been shaped by people here, I can't help but wonder if he needs that attention. It would be nice to see people stop fucking with him, only so that he seeks that attention from genuine sources.

 

[Joan Nyan]

And the worst part is, all of the intrapersonal problems I just mentioned are made up. ████████? Fake. Highschool friends? Fake. ████████? Fake. ████████? Fake. Every person he knows is us. I'm not okay with this.

So, Catherine being a Kiwi troll confirmed?

 

[EI 903]

It would be nice to see people stop fucking with him, only so that he seeks that attention from genuine sources.

About the saddest thing about the whole situation, and I don't think I'm revealing too much by saying it, is that the trolls spent more time and effort trying to help Chris than laugh at him. He just fights every attempt at help that he is given.

 

[MrTroll]

Serious question: is this a prelude to shutting down the public Chris discussion board(s) eventually as well and shifting the site's focus entirely to the other lolcow forums?

 

[Apocalypso]

are you being facetious

That isn't a dumb question. It is the dumbest question.

Sorry, sorry. I didn't mean anything personal or humorous there. Relax. I admit it's the dumbest question, yes.

Guys, look, on a serious note, I knew nothing about this Private Discussion Thread previously. I don't question your decisions and I'm all for respect for it.

 

[Null]

Serious question: is this a prelude to shutting down the public Chris discussion board(s) eventually as well and shifting the site's focus entirely to the other lolcow forums?

Basically, we have to.

Marvin runs sonichu.com, which is our main source of new users. Cogsdev, however, wants to shut it down. With our focus becoming less about Chris every month, it's simply a good idea both business wise and health-wise for us to latch on to a new identity. This will totally be a community decision and the process of adopting a new identity will take place over weeks, but nothing is in the works yet.

 

[derpi]

So all the gal-pals that called him a creepy weirdo were fake?
How much effort was put into this amount of trolling jesus christ

Edit: if the forum is to be renamed I would like to suggest simply calling it the kiwi farm :>