[X-Post] Closure of the CWCki Forum's Private Discussion Board

[P-Logic]

Those who did do things were encouraged by me in the ways I've described. I think it's important the people understand a lot of what transpired would not have happened without my cheer leading.

Yeah I understand that Null, but the difference is that I can easily understand your motivations: you came to the whole Chris thing pretty late, comparatively speaking. You were never involved in any of the good stuff. Yet you've been the leading figure of Chris discussion in the last few years. So you wanted to be involved. Easily understandable, and easily forgivable, especially since you've now realised that enough is enough.

If I was you, I'd blow the whole thing open today. Change the forum settings to be publicly viewable, and snail-mail Chris a document that outlines everything that has been happening to him, and how it was done. He might never listen (he never has before) but at least you'll know you've done everything you can to stop this immediately.

I'm sure plenty of people would like a few extra months to wrap up their super sekrit trolling plans that they've put so much time and effort into...but, honestly, fuck them. Do the right thing, today.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Now I'm a bit clearer on the actual plan, I''m behind the idea of moving Chris to a subforum. I think it's justified in terms of what he produces content-wise these days. Also, kiwis are great.

 

[Varis]

Seriously. Kiwis are fucking awesome. I would not object to this being the new face of the forums:

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And they're delicious too.

Silliness aside, I can't add anything that hasn't been said before. I'm a little disappointed to find that some of the content wasn't true, but I'm not upset with anyone involved. I appreciate the honesty.

 

[Lalala]

I personally like this new plan, Chris is seriously on his last legs and while he's still fun to observe and try to figure out I've always thought he was better when just left to his own devices rather than being prodded into doing things (not disrespecting the work of the various fine trolls out there of course). Shifting the focus from just him onto lol cows in general will help a more broad discussion and, hell, it might even make the chan feel better seeing the dang dirty twoll forum isn't named after him anymore.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

From the moment I discovered this forum, I wanted no part of Chris's actual trolling. I found Chris at a time when he was mostly trolling himself and we merely recorded the results. If someone here is fucking with Chris's life, I AM NOT OKAY WITH THAT.

 

[Christ-Chan]

I think some users need to take a chill pill (speaking of us who didn't access the secret forum): no content has even been revealed and people are already freaking out. Calm down and make up your mind after you've gotten all the facts.

 

[JFKdestroyer]

Wait... are you telling me that all of Chris' Facebook "friends" that have totally-not-fake sounding names are, in fact, trolls????

*clutches chest and starts breathing heavily*

(Seriously "William Elliot Waterman" has to be the worst fake name used to troll Chris ever)

 

[Honeyrabbit]

Now I feel kind of bad for even monitoring Chris at all... it's eerily similar to The Truman Show, except with Chris retreating into his shell and breaking down instead of trying to expose the conspiracy. Weens like to berate Chris for crossdressing and spending all his money on Lego, but at this point in his life, his own identity and his Lego creations are the only things he can be sure is real. That guy who just drove past the hotel room could well be the next Mimms trying to snap candid pics of Chris leaving the rental home to upload to 4cent_garbage. That lady who just stopped outside the rental home to check something on her phone could be reporting Chris's actions back to the troll HQ. This inner circle forum is reminiscent of the TV producers on The Truman Show writing the next part of Chris's life in order to get views, except instead of views it's new Sonichu comics and videos of a manchild talking about his soiled underwear.

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[Zap Rowsdower]

My response.

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[Null]

(Seriously "William Elliot Waterman" has to be the worst fake name used to troll Chris ever)

The facebook attention whores are all real.

Sadly.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Well. I'll try not to jump to conclusions here, but:
- I'm really disappointed that Catherine is apparently a troll. That whole "open relationship" thing was abusive for someone y'all knew couldn't handle it (or take meaningful advantage of the "openness").
- Impersonating real people also isn't cool. These "civilians" have had enough hassles already because they happen to be 3 or 4 degrees of separation from Chris. And seriously: pretending to be the injured fireman? Goddamn it.
- I don't see any problem with the leaked homework. That stuff was interesting and didn't require trolling to obtain.

Anyway, if it's true that literally everyone Chris knows is a troll: guess what, you've adopted your very own manchild. I say: never let him know, and figure out a way to wind this down gracefully and back away. Hide this post and whatever other bits of the forum, so he never sees it. Oh, and figure out some way to make sure he never starts bugging the real people that were impersonated, after their doppelgangers drift away.

 

[Holdek]

Now I feel kind of bad for even monitoring Chris at all... it's eerily similar to The Truman Show, except with Chris retreating into his shell and breaking down instead of trying to expose the conspiracy. Weens like to berate Chris for crossdressing and spending all his money on Lego, but at this point in his life, his own identity and his Lego creations are the only things he can be sure is real. That guy who just drove past the hotel room could well be the next Mimms trying to snap candid pics of Chris leaving the rental home to upload to 4cent_garbage. That lady who just stopped outside the rental home to check something on her phone could be reporting Chris's actions back to the troll HQ. This inner circle forum is reminiscent of the TV producers on The Truman Show writing the next part of Chris's life in order to get views, except instead of views it's new Sonichu comics and videos of a manchild talking about his soiled underwear.

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Chris' life ever since ED has been like The Truman Show but with a long, unhappy ending for Our Pet Protagonist. Partly because in real life instead of having this woman trying to free him:

he's got this one:

 

[Null]

You know, something to say, and forgive me please if this has been brought up before, but I've always questioned the identity behind 'Matthew' (Kacey's father) in the Father Call. That's considering all the strange whisperings going on in the video, if you've listened carefully.

Kacey was a troll, as was Matthew. The whispering you're hearing is their mumble call not being silenced properly in the audio drivers.

 

[Hmmpf!]

All i can say now is this:

There's a time when a cow cant squeeze out milk anymore.

 

[knux]

Completely agree with your actions Null. It takes courage to admit things like this.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

The facebook attention whores are all real.

Sadly.

You can't fake the overflowing autism of him and KENNAY

 

[Holdek]

Just release the audio of Chris crying about Bob's death and then nuke the board and we'll start anew with a fresh dawn of hope and autism.

 

[asperhes]

Remember when Chris posted on Facebook, "'No trolling plans'? Who are they kidding?" Yep.

95% of the people on this forum are not active trolls. I just want to sit here with my popcorn and see what Chris does, because he's a bizarre and fascinating individual. I just want to learn new stuff about him, and I appreciate trolls insofar as they are able to bring new information to light. However, even if there were no trolling, there would still be new content. I would be sad if the CWCki were to get shut down. If this does happen, I hope that it will be archived. I also hope that there can still be some kind of central repository for Chris data, because five years from now he will still be making Facebook posts, and he will have evolved into a new form, and people will still be interested in that. Perhaps, given all the spergs, a wiki is no longer a suitable format for a Chris compendium.

 

[Elbe]

Encourage Chris to get on Patreon.

That way he gets paid for producing 'content'.

 

[klystron]

I've been involved here and there since 2009. I was always older than everyone. Now many of you are as old now as I was then. It has been amazing to see the maturity and kindness of this board's members grow as they grew. There are few people on this board who I feel genuinely hate Chris and do not want what's best for him. I think many people here actually wish he would get better and I think many people stick around hoping to see signs of it more than they want to see humorous content. I was proud of everyone when money was raised to help after the fire. I think @Null has done a fine job and I agree fully with what he said. He's clearly shown a conscience and sense of morals that often are lacking amongst contemporary Internet communities. I say he is a lesson to us all. It's been an amazing journey; not just for Chris but for us.

And really, the best thing is that while Chris has wound down this board has focused on so many new lolcows we are never bored.