[X-Post] Closure of the CWCki Forum's Private Discussion Board

[Clown Doll]

However, even if there were no trolling, there would still be new content. I would be sad if the CWCki were to get shut down. If this does happen, I hope that it will be archived.

Yeah. I support not trolling Chris, but destroying the wiki and stopping Chris discussion would be a massive waste.

Perhaps, given all the spergs, a wiki is no longer a suitable format for a Chris compendium.

The wiki is a great format, but the quality control would have to be tighter.

while Chris has wound down this board has focused on so many new lolcows we are never bored.

Even if Chris isn't producing much content lately, he's still imo a head and shoulders above some dime-per-dozen Tumblr SJWs and dA autists. Trying to fuck with Chris to get him to produce forced content is wrong, but straight-up putting a halt to all Chris discussion would be absurd if it's merely documenting what he says / does.

And while it did squeeze a bit out of the dead horse, this is one pony that is best left solo to sperg on his own.

Agreed.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Chris always does dumb stuff by himself with no assistance so there would have to be some sort of discussion board about him.

I like that screenshot null has about Chris becoming a subforum, but I think there needs to be a sonichu subforum too.

And the Lulzy Chris pics thread has to stay too. It's my favorite.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

At first I thought this thread was about "All the funny and glory days of Chris is over, this is too sad to laugh. Time to finally stop talking about him."

But at second glance, it makes total sense.

I just strongly disagree that we should stop monitoring him. Ever since those back-to-back days in September 2013 when he got banned from Wal-Mart, I knew that Chris content can virtually last forever.

It did need to take me a second read through to understand Null's feelings though, and I understand. Truth be told, I feel it was kinda redundant to have a board for updates when the regular board has its own discussion, but it was apparently deeper than that. Sure, its obvious who these people are, but I won't be naming names right now, I'm nothing but a meager Bahamian white-boy who's fascinated with Chris.

I'll just end this by saying I hope the "eBay Saga" ends soon, because not only is it draining on Chris, it never really provided for some good content (I gotta be frank now, all you people who ACTUALLY DID buy from Chris are Suckers. Seriously).

 

[Ron_Swanson]

When Chris eventually reads all of that nonsense, it's lucky he'll never understand it, or it'd be like Edna Krabappel learning her penpal was Bart Simpson all along.

 

[Jozef]

Some people may have doubted the existance of an inner circle, but I always knew there was a lot of activity going on behind closed doors. I just never thought the information would ever be declassified though. I agree with the idea of making this site about lolcows in general, with Chris having a subforum like other lolcows. Chris just isn't nearly as funny as he once was, but it's still interesting to observe his antics.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Some people may have doubted the existance of an inner circle

There was ALWAYS an inner circle and hoarded content. There is still a lot of hoarded content to this day that they will neither deny or agree to its existence.

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

I've always believed in a certain distance from Chris. Yeah, the fact this board exists gives him the hypothetical boogyman he needs but when he fucks up on his own he wouldn't have anyone else to blame. Kinda like him vandalizing the XBox One display or backing into that woman's car. By allowing this distance, I hoped someday he would run out of excuses and look inward. If that were to happen, I'm sure there are people here who could have helped him get his life together, and the CWCki could be used to show him where he went wrong. The end game, for me, is not Chris having a happy ending but being able to pursue one.

Now, the situation has been compromised. I don't know what really happened anymore. The anger and the sadness I've felt towards him, how much was manufactured? I don't know, but what I do know this isn't fun anymore.

I'm all in favor of moving Chris to a subforum like other major lolcows. Maybe it would help Chris open his eyes if he isn't the main show here anymore. Also, perhaps we could keep the update subforum but open it up to all major lolcows/lolcow events?

 

[Seattle Trip to Neverfree]

Whether we, or he, likes it or not, Chris and his loyal fanbase share a relationship which would be more accurately (but still inaccurately) described as a parasitic symbiosis. We don't need Chris to survive, we simply derive entertainment from him, but Chris 'needs us' for his continued, albeit minimal, standard of living. A death in content or interest in Chris was see an end to his EBay drive, any hopes of success on Etsy or other content-selling sites, and undoubtedly his life quality will plummet.

Sadly, the trolling efforts against Chris are comparable to raising a child. You don't abandon it once things become too difficult. Those who dipped their toes into the pool are in it fir the long haul now. They've made their bed, now they can sleep in it.

 

[Clown Doll]

Maybe it would help Chris open his eyes if he isn't the main show here anymore.

Chris cannot pick up on subtleties like that.

Also, perhaps we could keep the update subforum but open it up to all major lolcows/lolcow events?

This is a decent idea, seeing as the official "Updates"-subforums for individual lolcows are kind of slow so a single "Updates" subforum could hold updates from the major,featured, lolcows.

The only way for anything to really change for him is if the CWCki goes away.

Chris won't change regardless of the wiki's existence. Even if all information regarding Chris would disappear overnight from the internet, it wouldn't change his situation for the better.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Chris is always going to be Chris. The only way for anything to really change for him is if the CWCki goes away. And even if its owners stop funding it, someone else will host it. That happened to Encyclopedia Dramatica like four times in the past. There's the internet archive. The content is forever on the internet.

 

[Puranjin]

I've always believed in a certain distance from Chris. Yeah, the fact this board exists gives him the hypothetical boogyman he needs but when he fucks up on his own he wouldn't have anyone else to blame. Kinda like him vandalizing the XBox One display or backing into that woman's car. By allowing this distance, I hoped someday he would run out of excuses and look inward. If that were to happen, I'm sure there are people here who could have helped him get his life together, and the CWCki could be used to show him where he went wrong. The end game, for me, is not Chris having a happy ending but being able to pursue one.

The funny thing about that is, for quite some time now, there has been no "distance" between Chris and the forums. For example, people were moaning over his bad seller habits, saying "how does he expect his buyer's to read his Facebook updates?", etc. But the fact is, he's reacting to us, the forums, directly. The hypothetical buyer is, and always was, the people here. We know he reads the stuff here.

There is no curtain, it's a bit like a relationship by this point. We have pretty much become his sole audience.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

When Chris eventually reads all of that nonsense, it's lucky he'll never understand it, or it'd be like Edna Krabappel learning her penpal was Bart Simpson all along.

P. S. I am gay

 

[P-Logic]

There is still a lot of hoarded content to this day that they will neither deny or agree to its existence.

I know plenty of people who were in the PVCC and original inner circle (as opposed to this new crowd on here) and I can tell you categorically that there is no real hoarded cocks of any interest from the past. There's stuff that is too boring/irrelevant to be worth releasing, and there is stuff that has been lost because people disappeared or it wasn't recorded in the first place, and there's the Bob's death skype call. And that's it.

If there was anything interesting, someone would have leaked it by now.

Of course this is excepting the stuff being produced recently on this forum

 

[Honeyrabbit]

Chris is always going to be Chris. The only way for anything to really change for him is if the CWCki goes away. And even if its owners stop funding it, someone else will host it. That happened to Encyclopedia Dramatica like four times in the past. There's the internet archive. The content is forever on the internet.

I don't think the CWCki going away would change much for him. For stuff to change for him, the CWCville Library channel would have to go down, as well as any record of his Internet mishaps (not really possible). All the trolls and weens would have to suddenly decide to leave him alone (also not possible, since there are weens commenting on Chris videos who not only believe that the CWCville Library is Chris, but that he still actively produces Sonichu comics).

Chris probably doesn't actively monitor the CWCki or really keep track of what's going on there and the wiki itself has little impact on his life. On one hand I think it would be even more sad if everyone stopped monitoring him. There'd be no one to buy his medallions, and no one to read his Facebook statuses. He'd just be talking to nobody all day. On the other hand, I think it would be less sad because he's technically talking to nobody already; there are only trolls posing as gal-pals and sideline observers paying attention to anything he says. Is it more sad to have a guy talking to an army of morbidly curious observers while believing that he's talking to gal-pals and JERK friends, or to have him talk to nobody at all?

Encourage Chris to get on Patreon.

That way he gets paid for producing 'content'.

This post kind of made me hope for some kind of activist movement where we all spam his videos with views and likes to earn him enough money to dig him out of the debt-pit he's in, while the few people he trusts work together to guide him through the process of paying off the debts. That will never happen though.

I thought about it and I think I'm done following Chris. Taking part is just cruel at this point.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I know plenty of people who were in the PVCC and original inner circle (as opposed to this new crowd on here) and I can tell you categorically that there is no real hoarded cocks of any interest from the past. There's stuff that is too boring/irrelevant to be worth releasing, and there is stuff that has been lost because people disappeared or it wasn't recorded in the first place, and there's the Bob's death skype call. And that's it.

If there was anything interesting, someone would have leaked it by now.

Of course this is excepting the stuff being produced recently on this forum

I'm interested in all of it. Hell, I was so grateful for the treasure chest of Kacey calls. Content is content. More shit for me to listen to while at the gym

The Bob Death call can stay where it is, but some more insight on it should be released now that more time has passed.

 

[Mechanism Eight]

Welp, it's been a blast, that's for sure.

 

[Anonimo]

On one hand, I'm pissed that the weens sunk to a new low by making fake gal-pal emails that basically broke him. But on the other hand...maybe there's hope for Chris. This forum is proof that there are still people who do genuinely care about Chris. The steel plated heart...I thought Chris was pathetic at first, but I realize now that he isn't pathetic, the weens are. There's something admirable in Chris, the way life has torn him in every which direction, yet he never gave up when you get down to it. Every time he said he would give up, he showed us that he still had some fight in him.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

On one hand, I'm pissed that the weens sunk to a new low by making fake gal-pal emails that ended up being fake. But on the other hand...maybe there's hope for Chris.

You mean like what happened with Julay?

But on the other hand, Max was most hated even back then.

At any rate, I'm still quite grateful for this whole influx of content, whether or not inspired by these recent events. The only thing that really bums me out is that Catherine is fake. I was certainly hoping she was real.

 

[Honeyrabbit]

The Bob Death call can stay where it is, but some more insight on it should be released now that more time has passed.

The Bob death call sounds like some heart-wrenching stuff. I'm pretty sure that if that got out, most of the Chris followers would back off and only the A-Loggiest of A-Logs would stick around.

You mean like what happened with Julay?

But on the other hand, Max was most hated even back then.

The BlueSpike stuff still blows my mind. He had complete control over Chris and the main things he got out of it were hours of phone sex and a catchphrase for people who are really late to the party (JULAAAAAY).

 

[TrippinKahlua]

The Bob death call sounds like some heart-wrenching stuff. I'm pretty sure that if that got out, most of the Chris followers would back off and only the A-Loggiest of A-Logs would stick around.

But who all was involved? Why was Chris even speaking? How long did it last? Were high-prominent trolls involved? Thats all I want to know.