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Doors of Stone has its prologue finished every one celebrate!!
God, I hate Patrick Rothfuss. For years I had to listen to people fellate his crappy novels. I swear there is an entire portion in the second book which is a thinly veiled retelling of the first time he got laid.

The thing is, there is an interesting story in there. But he'd rather do wizard school with busking.
 
As @Two Gorillion Dollars posted upthread a while back:

“I have known her longer, my smile said. True, you have been inside the circle of her arms, tasted her mouth, felt the warmth of her, and that is something I have never had. But there is a part of her that is only for me. You cannot touch it, no matter how hard you might try. And after she has left you I will still be here, making her laugh. My light shining in her. I will still be here long after she has forgotten your name.”

You couldn't write a better parody of whiny fedora-tipping incels if you tried, and yet Rothfuss apparently meant for this to be taken seriously.
Does the MC say this? Isn't he supposed to be some kind of badass? I skipped the Kingkiller books because even by the time I've heard about them the 3rd book never coming out was a meme.
 
Some retard's list of the most anticipated SF books of august. @Boston Brand over under on how many books this entire list sells? 15000? 10000?

I'm actually shocked that there's one book on there I expect to do well - and shockingly its a Tor Book. The First Binding by R.R. Virdi.

Virdi is an outstanding author. I'm actually terrified the Tor machine might chew him up and spit him out again. Or worse, break and twist him into thier own image.

This GenCon bit is fucking hilarious. Read the thread on OnA, its well worth it.

At what point do these conventions just give Typhoid Mary status? Like, if inviting one particular shitty unknown author is going to cause your entire con to get mercilessly trolled, at a certain point you'd just pick pretty much anyone else since he's not worth the trouble, right?

Gencon, attitude from those I spoke with anyway, seems to be righting the ship.

Oh damn, RIP.

Even though I hate the politics in the books, (It's come to the point I'm straight up skimming and skipping the chapters in some books) I really liked the rest of them. It was worth suffering through the modern day ideological cringe to get the clash of two timelines. Does anybody know what's gonna happen with the series?

Post Gencon, I do. One of the guys I met at the bar is apparently the newest editor at Baen.

Baen apparently had a few more of Flint's novels submitted before he died, and extensive notes on a few others. They will be making some kind of formal announcement later this year, probably at Dragoncon, but the plan seems to be they will continue it once they hash things out with Flint's family.

Doors of Stone has its prologue finished every one celebrate!!


Edit: Once again this thread has disappeared from the threadlist probably because for some god forsaken the first post is gone @Null can you fix this?

Rothfuss is such a lazy fuck. Him and Martin have done more damage to fantasy than few will ever know.

Also, you know the drill. Stop giving money to authors who hate you. Attention too.
 
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Dunno if this was posted earlier, but damn. That’s depressing.
 
As @Two Gorillion Dollars posted upthread a while back:

“I have known her longer, my smile said. True, you have been inside the circle of her arms, tasted her mouth, felt the warmth of her, and that is something I have never had. But there is a part of her that is only for me. You cannot touch it, no matter how hard you might try. And after she has left you I will still be here, making her laugh. My light shining in her. I will still be here long after she has forgotten your name.”

You couldn't write a better parody of whiny fedora-tipping incels if you tried, and yet Rothfuss apparently meant for this to be taken seriously.
This is a pretty strong introduction to the simp version of Patrick Bateman. Otherwise... something something green eyed monster.
 
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Dunno if this was posted earlier, but damn. That’s depressing.
Christ, these people are worse than the bitter spinsters that are jealous of pretty young women. I would have told them to fuck off and that they are bigots for saying people should suffer because they are white and have a penis. Or call them miserable wine aunts/queens that peeked in high school and still upset that chad won't look in her general direction.
 
Some retard's list of the most anticipated SF books of august. @Boston Brand over under on how many books this entire list sells? 15000? 10000?

40 by Alan Heathcock (Aug 2, 2022)​

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A civil war is raging between the U.S. government and a band of rebels. And when a young soldier named Mazzy wakes up in a crater with a set of wings sprouting from her back, wondering if its a miracle or biological experiment, she uses them in an effort to find her sister, and becomes a wartime leader in this novel of faith, family and the future.
LMAO, WTF? Was this published on Wattpad first? All it needs is a love triangle.

Edit: I'm assuming the RF Kuang book will sell; I've at least heard of her. 'Course her Poppy War series did seem to drop pretty precipitously by GoodReads standards from Book 1 to Book 3, so, dunno, when looking at reviews and ratings.
 
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I'm actually shocked that there's one book on there I expect to do well - and shockingly its a Tor Book. The First Binding by R.R. Virdi.

Virdi is an outstanding author. I'm actually terrified the Tor machine might chew him up and spit him out again. Or worse, break and twist him into thier own image.

I have heard of this book! This might be part of a high fantasy turnaround - we can only hope!

But his prose is allegedly good.

I suspect this is a case of a competent writer working in a genre that was fairly under-served by competent writers in general. High Fantasy had a big surge in the era between the mid-1990s to the mid 2000's (before the behemoth of YA paranormal and dystopia, and after the Fall Of Horror) . There were a few good writers: GRRM, Tad Williams, Sara Douglass in the early years, but the publishers went crazy and pumped out a bazzilion High Fantasy volumes - underwritten, rushed, poorly edited, Drangonlance tie-in quality.

TNOTW really is a jaunty piece of fantasy fiction - it's not the "very best" but it's not ponderous. I never read the second one, and the main criricisms come from that book!

Edit: I'm assuming the RF Kuang book will sell; I've at least heard of her. 'Course her Poppy War series did seem to drop pretty precipitously by GoodReads standards from Book 1 to Book 3, so, dunno, when looking at reviews and ratings.
Her publishers are pushing the Wizard School book "BABEL" HARD. a lot of splashy money. Its not going to fail (obviously all the bloggers and booksellers were invited to a dinner at Oxford University recently - money has lined all the correct pockets) and there's enough pre-sales to get it into the best-seller rank on the day it comes out, but apparently it is boring until the last couple of chapters.

She's also got another book coming out in the literary genre, an "I Hate Whitey" self-insert book called Yellowface. I'm wondering if we have become tired of self-hating books or it'll be more meat for the grinder.
 
LMAO, WTF? Was this published on Wattpad first? All it needs is a love triangle.

Edit: I'm assuming the RF Kuang book will sell; I've at least heard of her. 'Course her Poppy War series did seem to drop pretty precipitously by GoodReads standards from Book 1 to Book 3, so, dunno, when looking at reviews and ratings.
Poppy War had an excellent opening and then collapsed once it got to the war stuff. She wrote a lot of those characters when she was like a teenager and it shows.
 
Edit: I'm assuming the RF Kuang book will sell; I've at least heard of her. 'Course her Poppy War series did seem to drop pretty precipitously by GoodReads standards from Book 1 to Book 3, so, dunno, when looking at reviews and ratings.
I saw this one and thought it sounded interesting because I like stuff about languages, but after reading some reviews, it seems to mostly focus on how white colonialism is bad!!!! and of course we need diverse characters (meaning PoC), which are all probably enlightened and good while the white character is there to give us their racist viewpoints.

I fell very bad for those young white male authors, I'd definitely be more interested in what they might write.
 
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Dunno if this was posted earlier, but damn. That’s depressing.
I don't see how this really helps non-white/male writers either. No one with self-awareness wants an asterisk put on their achievements. Probably doesn't help sales and trust in "reception" if consumers can see it too.

Plus, I'm sure plenty of them get turned away for not staying on Message (if @Boston Brand's anecdotes are any indication).

That said, I don't expect this to last for much longer. Rate me optimistic, but especially when the media and public snaps out of its self-inflicted "there's no recession" hypnosis, I think there's going to have to be some serious reevaluation and reorganization towards meritocracy.
We can see the first steps of that at WB Discovery, and people who've been leeching corporate money and influence are not happy with David Zaslav at all. Particularly in the comics sphere, which has been shielded by its small size and good economic circumstances.
 
I don't see how this really helps non-white/male writers either. No one with self-awareness wants an asterisk put on their achievements. Probably doesn't help sales and trust in "reception" if consumers can see it too.

Plus, I'm sure plenty of them get turned away for not staying on Message (if @Boston Brand's anecdotes are any indication).

That said, I don't expect this to last for much longer. Rate me optimistic, but especially when the media and public snaps out of its self-inflicted "there's no recession" hypnosis, I think there's going to have to be some serious reevaluation and reorganization towards meritocracy.
We can see the first steps of that at WB Discovery, and people who've been leeching corporate money and influence are not happy with David Zaslav at all. Particularly in the comics sphere, which has been shielded by its small size and good economic circumstances.
(giving you optimistic rating per request but I do hope you're right)

it is funny because, like with instruments, they could easily set up completely blind systems for evaluating manuscripts. have one come in, remove the "about author" page and assign it and the script a matching, completely random number, then have slush readers and the editors go over it without any foreknowledge of who wrote it.

Assuming we even still need publishing companies. At this point they should just acknowledge they're ad agencies and go seek out their next big thing on the fan fic sites.
 
(giving you optimistic rating per request but I do hope you're right)

it is funny because, like with instruments, they could easily set up completely blind systems for evaluating manuscripts. have one come in, remove the "about author" page and assign it and the script a matching, completely random number, then have slush readers and the editors go over it without any foreknowledge of who wrote it.

Assuming we even still need publishing companies. At this point they should just acknowledge they're ad agencies and go seek out their next big thing on the fan fic sites.
Except blind auditions for musicians are racist too
 
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