Skitzocow Yada - Midget, Nutritional Expert, Jesus

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Yada is a very short, very strange man with many strange ideas.

He is a self-proclaimed nutritional expert who makes videos advising spewing nonsensical advice on what people shouldn't be eating whilst wearing a silly hat.

This video of his does a good job at running through many of his bizarre claims, such his belief that all disease is caused by mucus.


Oh yeah, and he thinks he's Jesus. Why? Because Jesus was born in Nazareth and Nazareth was the ghetto. Or something. Unsurprisingly, he doesn't make a whole lot of sense.


Apparently the messiah hasn't figured out landscape.

Yada has recently embarked on a hundred day fast. Apparently to unlock his true self or something.

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Only time will tell how this turns out.

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I believe that "silly hat" he's wearing is just him appropriating African culture.
Also I highly doubt that Jesus was black when he was born and raised in Bethlehem where not many black people travel to.
 
He thinks anger is related to a person's body being in an acidic state. Both of these videos mention acid entering the bloodstream before entering the brain to give someone bad thoughts.


He seriously thinks that wars are started because of people eating meat and other man-made foods, that food, or as he suggests we call them, demons, physically possess you and turn you into beasts and savages.

The way he glamorizes fasting in the second video worries me a little. He seems to have connected the pain of starvation with the path to godhood.
 
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I just wanna know the truth. Has Yada and Dr Sebi really cured AIDS patients. Can these people be verified.
 
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Reading the title, I thought it was the little green Jedi we'd be tearing a new one to. Or at least, someone obsessed about him.

But seriously, what's with these "nutritionists" and their nu-nutritional ways?

Yada does not fear death.
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"I love you because I am you!!!" What does that even mean?
He's all of us, man. get with the times.
 
@Brad Watson_Miami someone else is claiming he's jesus. What you gonna do about it
I AM the direct reincarnation of Albert Einstein. The "7 Seals" revealed as 'beyond Einstein theories' can be found at http://7seals.blogspot.com .


Synchronism: 19:09 "Which is quite a coincidence when you think about it." - M*A*S*H on MeTV. 19:12 "The atomic bomb is one of the most powerful things on Earth." - ad Atomic Beam USA
 
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