@Rokto so these aren't exactly what I'd call secrets since people post these out in the open for all to see, but here are some unattributed quotes over the past few months. If any of the syntax seems odd, I assure you that these are written exactly as posted.
"So I just lost my virginity to a hooker. I still don't know if it was worth it or not, but hey, at least I'm no longer a virgin."
"My grandmother, the only other person in my house, breaks her leg on Thanksgiving Day from tripping over the dog, leaving me to have to feed a dog I hate for putting me in the situation I am, among other animals that are a pain in the ass to the point where I can't understand why she puts up with them, and all the while, they're telling me on the phone that she might not recover quite in time to be home for Christmas Day."
"im ashamed of the fact im thinking abt actually killing myself again lmao"
"What'd be rad rn is if i was actually out to people so i can get some kinda help (like hormones or some shit idk) but my parents (especially my dad) are the fuckin...worst abt trans ppl existing."
"-I really hate myself and I want to kill myself. I don't think I can do this anymore
-What's troubling you?
-I'm fucking stupid and obnoxious and nobody wants to hear me talk"
"Call it an echo chamber, but tumblr is 100000x more tolerable than the politics thread 'cause, y'know, most of the site doesn't make excuses not to call a nazi a nazi.
Even then, the site contains neo nazis and sympathizers lol"
Anyway, recent major events.
March 17th 2017: Massive multi-page eruption in the politics thread - mostly between Jing and Psychotime - that culminated in the implementation of the thread-specific rules Dopply created.
January 27-28th 2017: A user by the name of Reaper was banned. Said user was notorious for empty spam posts that didn't serve any threads in any meaningful way. There's actually a reference to him in a quote from Jimpaladin earlier in the thread from when he had just joined the forum and everyone thought he was just some dumb 13-year-old. There were instances of him saying weird things to female members and asking members for personal information. He was banned for harassing Ashleii off-site and asking her (him?) for nude photos.