💀 Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

Tanner Glass said:
Zoe Quinn was never "at the top" of anything - which is the point. Millions never flowed through her hands (as much as she would have loved that) and her "big steal" Kickstarter was $85,000 - which virtually no money at all for the culmination of years long scam.
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I think she got more optioning her shitty probably ghostwritten book.
 
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AnOminous said:
I think she got more optioning her shitty probably ghostwritten book.
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Starring Scarlett Johansson and coming to theaters soon... seven years ago. Probably longer.

Also, it was definitely ghost written, since Zoe has shown an inability to finish any of her projects unless someone is doing the work for her. I'm willing to bet her comics were written by someone else too.
 
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Arthur Morgan said:
Starring Scarlett Johansson and coming to theaters soon... seven years ago. Probably longer.

Also, it was definitely ghost written, since Zoe has shown an inability to finish any of her projects unless someone is doing the work for her. I'm willing to bet her comics were written by someone else too.
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Most definitely. All Chelsea knew how to do was get on her knees or spread her legs. That was enough for a ghostwritten book but she was old news when her shitty comic, which was distributed by DC/Vertigo and not Marvel, debuted. Sucking and fucking was no longer enough and her crappy comic only lasted a few episodes.
 
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AnOminous said:
I think she got more optioning her shitty probably ghostwritten book.
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That I highly doubt.

It was probably bought/optioned for near bottom dollar (as it common in the industry) with the hopes that Zoe would do something that would drive up interest in her/her book. Sadly what she would wind up doing was bullying someone she used to care about to death.

They "typical" price is allegedly $500 to $50,000 - so even if she really pushed near the top, not a lot of money in the long run. I also don't think she'd be anywhere near the top considering she has nearly 0 star power - not to mention the publisher/ghostwriter would likely be able to take some of the option money.
 
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Tanner Glass said:
They "typical" price is allegedly $500 to $50,000 - so even if she really pushed near the top, not a lot of money in the long run. I also don't think she'd be anywhere near the top considering she has nearly 0 star power - not to mention the publisher/ghostwriter would likely be able to take some of the option money.
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It was Amy Pascal at Sony who optioned it, who was fired in large part for throwing away enormous amounts of money on wokeshit. I have no doubt she overpaid for it like everything else.
 
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Arthur Morgan said:
Starring Scarlett Johansson and coming to theaters soon... seven years ago. Probably longer.

Also, it was definitely ghost written, since Zoe has shown an inability to finish any of her projects unless someone is doing the work for her. I'm willing to bet her comics were written by someone else too.
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Comics had delays so I think she actually wrote those.
 
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AnOminous said:
It was Amy Pascal at Sony who optioned it, who was fired in large part for throwing away enormous amounts of money on wokeshit. I have no doubt she overpaid for it like everything else.
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The number being thrown around at the time was $100,000. Shortly afterwards Chelsay got propylene string breast implants.
 
What's the source of the silly string implants rumor? If she had gotten them, it would be quite obvious by now. The whole point of the stringplants is that they keep expanding indefinitely. They make breasts into weird hard fluid filled basketballs of interest only to fetishists.

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They're not FDA approved, have been banned in the US since 2001, and pretty much only porn freaks ever got them. Searching reveals a handful of posts on plastic surgery and "breast expansion fetish" messageboards asking if there's a way to still get them, and the answer is always no-- you can get super-size normal implants, but nobody implants string anymore. One post claims there's a Thai surgeon out there willing to implant the string if the patient can source the medical grade polypro string themselves.

I can believe Zoe spent Kickstarter money on implants. I think it is extremely unlikely she got forever-growing fetish implants that were banned when she was in middle school and has never shown off what would be her now XXXXXXXXXXL sized juggs.
 
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Absolutego said:
A ton of her grifting money either went into further punishing her liver or liposuction, so there was a point ca. 2016 where she was skinnier.
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Yeah she avoided photos for a while and then broke a long hiatus showing herself 70 pounds lighter. Not mentioning her weight loss, but showing off her gamer t-shirt with a seatbelt strategically wrapped around her midsection. You know, so we could see her shirt. Not her new curves.

Also I remember her mentioning to her supporters getting a surgery but not revealing what it was for, "because internet".

Most girls endlessly document and brag about their weight loss journey if they're dieting or exersizing. Whereas she avoided mentioning it because it was an obvious lipo, but she still wanted to be seen as thin.

As an aside, in her book she beats herself up for being fat multiple times, but only in the context of describing depressive suicidal thougjts
 
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I first heard about this bitch in 2019 due to Holowka's death.

It's reasonably satisfying to see her being forgettable, the same for that retarded fat Scott Benson who wanted to usurp Night in the Woods and in the end didn't succeed (Luckily and Deservedly).

Zoe Quinn reminds me of those children of businessmen who are nepotically placed in a high position without any preparation and in the end compromise the company to the point of being kicked out or going bankrupt. She got all the spotlight in the nerd world, but she didn't create anything relevant and is an unknown on the current internet.

There are people who were only born to be waitresses and cleaners and there's nothing wrong with that, at least it's better than being indirectly responsible for a suicide.
 
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