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The New York Times. Published: 16 April 2025

U.K. Top Court Says Trans Women Do Not Meet Legal Definition of Women Under Equality Act​

Britain’s Supreme Court was asked to rule on whether trans women can be defined as female under a British law that aims to protect against discrimination.

The Supreme Court in Britain ruled on Wednesday that trans women do not fall within the legal definition of women under the country’s equality legislation.

The deputy president of the court, Lord Hodge, said in a summary of the decision: “The unanimous decision of this court is that the terms ‘woman’ and ‘sex’ in the Equality Act 2010 refer to biological women and biological sex.”

However, he added: “We counsel against reading this judgment as a triumph of one or more groups in our society at the expense of another, it is not.” He said the ruling “does not cause disadvantage to trans people” because they have protections under anti-discrimination and equality laws.

The landmark judgment follows a yearslong legal battle over whether trans women can be regarded as female under the 2010 law, which aims to prevent discrimination on the basis of gender, sexuality, race and other protected characteristics.

The decision was highly anticipated because it could have potentially far-reaching consequences for how the law is applied to single sex spaces, equal pay claims and maternity policies as well as to some of the rights available to transgender people in Britain.

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BBC live reporting; https://www.bbc.com/news/live/cvgq9ejql39t



Also, sex is binary:

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Related:
JK Rowling, the Queen of TERF Island who helped fund this lawsuit, is celebrating.

And the troons are melting down even more than usual over her. See:
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/u-k-to...women-under-equality-act.217313/post-21120381
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/u-k-to...women-under-equality-act.217313/post-21129887
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/u-k-to...women-under-equality-act.217313/post-21135630

Osama Bin Laden said:

Reposted from the Trannies Takin L's thread

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EWU has made their own video on this situation, with more footage that includes Nikita pissing on the floor in front of the cops during a narcissistic meltdown:


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Email from RapeApe to the jannies just dropped. 100% REAL.

Hey,

I'm sending this to everyone, just in case there are people who weren't in Discord or IRC, haven't been paying attention to the news, and are completely unaware of the events that have transpired, but are still checking their email. On the afternoon of April 14th, one of our servers was breached. The attacker managed to exfiltrate quite a bit of data before going public with a brief shitposting spree, at which point I became aware of what had happened and shut the servers down. Over the next ~24 hours the hacker released some of the data he had taken.

Relevant to you are that he released mod and janitor usernames, password hashes, email addresses, and the IP address last used to log in. With this information made public, people were able to find additional information from public sources, including major data breaches on other websites, to partially or fully dox some 4chan mods and janitors. Even if you have not been doxxed, please check your email address against https://haveibeenpwned.com/ to see if there may be leaks of data from other websites that may be associated with you.

Unfortunately there's no way for us to take this back and undo the harm that you've suffered due to this hack, but you can take steps to mitigate further harm. I'd recommend that everyone change the password of the email account you used when applying to be a janitor, and any other email accounts you have used thereafter in association with 4chan. You should also add two-factor authentication if at all possible, ideally via an authenticator app, such as Google Authenticator or Authy.

I would also recommend using a password manager of some sort, such that you can use strong passwords easily. Keepass or KeepassXC are good examples, but there are other popular password managers such as Bitwarden, 1Password, or those integrated into popular browsers like Firefox. Generate random passwords of at least 16 characters using upper case, lower case, numbers, and symbols. Do not re-use any passwords. If you had used the password associated with your mod or janitor account elsewhere for some other account(s), you should change that password for those other accounts as soon as you can. We will be doing a forced password reset when the site is back up, and 2FA via an authenticator app will be mandatory for both mods and janitors.

Most IPs are dynamic, but if your IP address is static, you can usually just unplug your modem or router overnight to get a new one. Failing that, you should consider calling your ISP to have it changed. In either case, you should also consider using a VPN such as NordVPN, Surfshark, or Private Internet Access (there are plenty of options here).

A lot of you will want to change your login names, discord names, or email addresses. I will contact each of you individually on Discord to discuss these changes, so please wait until I do so. Much easier keep things organized that way, contacting each person in turn rather than having to get blasted with hundreds of emails or Discord messages of people asking to change info.

As for when the site will be back (and it will be back), "We get there when we get there". Obviously we have a lot of work ahead of us with respect to patching holes and updating software, so please bear with us. Maybe catch up on your backlog, watch some anime, play some vidya, and enjoy this extended break from reports and shitposting.

For those of you who have had personal information exposed, I'm sorry this happened. We had bought new servers a few months ago and were working to transfer 4chan's functionality to them as quickly as we could, but obviously we weren't fast enough, and all of you have suffered due to our failure. I know you've placed your trust in us to keep your personal information safe, and we have let you down. I can't undo what happened, but we're going to do everything we can as fast as we can to secure 4chan's servers and codebase, and get the site back online. All I can do is hope that, despite what you've suffered, that you'll continue to help keep this community alive. There's nothing else quite like it on the internet, and without you, there might never be anything like it ever again.

Regardless of your personal decisions in the coming days and weeks, I want to thank you for all the time and effort you've put in to this website and this community. 4chan's users might not show it openly, but I know they appreciate what you do as well. I think they'll appreciate you even more when 4chan returns, as now they've had time to feel 4chan's absence, and absence makes the heart grow fonder.

Odds are the contents of this email will be posted on Sharty and Kiwifarms shortly after I send it, but I don't much care. If they want to make fun of me for appreciating the 4chan Team, they can go right ahead. I think you are all wonderful and I don't care who knows.

I will be in touch with each of you via Discord in the coming days, but if there's something that can't wait, please reach out.

--GrapeApe

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyB85pVw-v4

New filings

Sentencing memorandum from Frank White -

The Barneswalker attacks the presentence investigation report, saying: "In this case, Kandiyohi County Community Corrections has failed to deliver to this Court an adequate Presentence Investigation Report."

He states that the PSIR recommended a sentence of 30 days jail with credit for 2 days served, 5 years of probation plus 80 hours of community service.

Barneswalker asks for 12 months probation.



Attached letters from "Author/Journalist" Megan Fox, Kayla, and Nick's dad.

Megan:


Robert:


Kayla:

The 2025 4chan Hack​

On April 15th a Sharty member posted screenshots on the /soy/ board of 4chan's moderation panels, database (using phpMyAdmin), and the private janitor board, making it clear he had gained access to 4chan's restricted moderation areas as well as full database access.

The hack exploited a vulnerability in the PDF file upload feature on specific boards (/gd/, /po/, /qst/, /sci/, /tg/) by uploading malicious PostScript which was not properly checked and was processed by an outdated 2012 version of Ghostscript to generate thumbnails. This allowed execution of arbitrary code. The exploit then leveraged a misconfigured suid binary to escalate privileges to a global user, gaining unauthorized access to their extremely outdated and extremely vulnerable FreeBSD 10.1 (released November 14, 2014 and reached end of life in 2019). After gathering as much information as he could, the hacker then proceeded to re-open the /qa/ (Questions & Answers) board which was previously permanently closed in 2021.

Why?​

Sharty claims the reason for the hack stems from the original 4chan /qa/ drama around 2021. /qa/ was the former unlisted 4chan board for discussing site-wide meta. It was originally founded in January of 2015 as a platform for moot (the founder of 4chan) to host a question and answer thread before he would quit as the site owner. After moot left and over time, the board became inundated with shitposters from many different boards. The exact reason for the /qa/ shutdown remains speculative but Sharty users believe mods aimed to clean up off-topic threads as /qa/ was known for soyjak spam and schizoposting. The board was permanently locked on November 3rd, 2021.

Exposed information:​

The following information was exposed following the exploit:

• Janitor's personal information
• A list of mods' assigned boards
• The /j/ (moderation) board
• 4chan's source code
• A list of commits to the codebase

F.A.Q.​

How long will 4chan be down?​

The 4chan servers are currently shut down. Since they will most likely need to reformat, reinstall, and restore the database, it could take weeks. Depending on the updates/upgrades, code might also need to be refactored.

Did Pass holder information get leaked?​

4chan processed payments via Stripe and did not hold payment information. However, the hacker alleged some information about pass holders was available to him, but he has stated he has not released it (1) out of goodwill, and (2) out of speculation the FBI would more seriously investigate what is currently a drive-by Internet graffiti incident into a serious financial data breach. It is unclear what he has access to, but supposedly emails are securely one-way hashed.

Were any jannies feds?​

Rumors that .gov email addresses were used have been debunked by the hacker. However, many jannies did use .edu email addresses.

Are there alternatives to 4chan?​

4chan is the largest English-speaking imageboard and no other site comes close. The current alternatives being suggested have a lot of lolicon/shotacon content on them, so we will not advertise them here.

The hacker chose to promote the Soyjak Party at soyjak.st, which is now the fastest English-speaking imageboard we are aware of.

The Kiwi Farms has several analogues to 4chan boards and communities, but the Kiwi Farms's off-topic section is generally much slower, does not support anonymous posting, and is strictly safe for work.

/3/ & /gd/ & /ic/ -> Art and Literature board,
/a/ & /tv/ -> Multimedia board,
/biz/ -> The Bidness, in particular our Precious Metals thread,
/ck/ -> Food board,
/diy/ & /o/ & /out/ -> Self-Sufficiency board,
/fit/ & /pw/ -> Health & Fitness board,
/g/ -> Internet & Technology board,
/mu/ -> Music board,
/pol/ -> Articles & Happenings board (not visible to guests) and Happenings board,
/vp/ -> Pokemon Griefing thread,
/vt/ -> Live Talent board,
/v/ & /vg/ & /vr/ & /tg/ -> Games board, in particular we have a community-organized Space Station 13 server.

Thanks Sharty
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Global janitors:
ktzz, SnowAguila, Ynitsed, Yuzuri

/a/:
AlpacaCuri, casval, Dkmu, haveblue, jackastor5194, Nobbla, PurpWal, vvv, w370, ying

/aco/:
chocolatechipcookies, Daze, FlorianTheFool, SkellyJelly, tetherballeyebleach108

/adv/:
Hatdags, LampBook, Smart

/an/:
bluemug, Cherry, Corinne, maliam, Mungo

/bant/:
d66if

/biz/:
archaeowicker, Bacteroides, catsmeow, dead-flag, guid, LampBook, mirurubean, newton, Pepper, rhine

/c/:
keksterjettster, mirurubean

/cgl/:
Corinne, Kender, morgan, saku

/ck/:
Apheliot, archaeowicker, bigyah00, newton, Smart, tetherballeyebleach108, w370

/co/:
bluemug, Conan, Corinne, Daze, jfaxdora, PurpWal, SquishyGlobe

/d/:
sleepycat, suzuran, Valais

/diy/:
bigyah00, BOFH

/e/:
Apheliot

/f/:
Fishfood

/fa/:
polycom1, Smart

/fit/:
BOFH, d66if, DatPat, Isosceles, Lori, Mik3M3ta, Mungo, sangduboeuf, Superman, ti84

/g/:
archaeowicker, BOFH, CtrlZ, d66if, famichiki, H0ll0wmind, mirurubean, rhine, Solidus, StAxeBread, Ternary

/gif/:
alpha12345, Gonadiums, itsukarine, LampBook, mdbsld, Pavlov, pleb, Solidus

/h/:
Bucketman

/hc/:
mdbsld

/his/:
alpha12345, Nobbla, Smart

/hm/:
Conan, Gonadiums

/hr/:
RubixCube

/i/:
bezdomny, Sloppy9000, x_True_Love

/ic/:
bezdomny, itsukarine, klassicjelly, Sloppy9000, x_True_Love

/int/:
akami, Isosceles, Keoki, mfree, shyraz, SquatToilet77, suzuran

/jp/:
Apheliot, BoxOfWarCrimes, Fall0ut, Ikuchan, Lyfjaberg, phantasmoon, StarlightNebula

/k/:
Bangor, BicepHardthrust, bismuth, Greenman, karambit, Karbine, korwil, newton, Pavlov, slowturtle, Whigs

/lgbt/:
archaeowicker

/lit/:
korwil, Lyfjaberg, newton, PurpWal, Smart, TomToad

/m/:
GWSFan1989, paperback

/mlp/:
Bitey, chocolatechipcookies, milli, safesthooves, scrubadour

/mu/:
alborland, archaeowicker, BOFH, tango, TH0RN, whitenoise

/n/:
Ikuchan, sylviaplath666

/news/:
archaeowicker, Hatdags

/o/:
alborland, bismuth, newton, Solidus, sylviaplath666

/out/:
newton, nostril, scrubadour, Skarvola, TH0RN

/p/:
alborland, sylviaplath666

/po/:
jfaxdora

/pol/:
alpha12345, CarlitoGo, chocolatechipcookies, dead-flag, Debation, Fishfood, guid, Keoki, Lori, Lyfjaberg, Marisa, MStriker, PurpWal, Whigs

/pw/:
sangduboeuf, StAxeBread, TheThorn

/qst/:
scrubadour

/r9k/:
alpha12345, BOFH, Cherry, newton

/sneed/:
alpha12345, mdbsld

/sci/:
Nobbla

/soc/:
blackgear, LampBook, mdbsld, RubixCube, SchoolOnSunday, sylviaplath666

/sp/:
d66if, Greenman, PurpWal, shyraz

/t/:
pleb

/tg/:
Isosceles, nostril, notgetting, PreciseV5, PurpleGoblin, scrubadour, Skarvola, sleepycat, TH0RN, Urist, Valais

/toy/:
ChomskyHonk

/trash/:
Kenkai

/trv/:
akami, catsmeow, Smart, SquatToilet77

/tv/:
bluemug, casval, ChomskyHonk, coolant, Danke, Eltanin, Isosceles, Jukeboxx, keksterjettster, LoremIpsum, newton, polycom1, PreciseV5, rhine, shyraz, Smart, Tyranno

/u/:
Praketh

/v/:
alborland, AlpacaCuri, arsarkinum, bigyah00, BOFH, CarlitoGo, ChomskyHonk, d66if, Daze, Groovin, jackastor5194, Kender, Kenkai, Liryui, Lyfjaberg, mistakenot, Monochrome, Phoenix, Ryou, SkellyJelly, sleepycat, SpiceLord1998, StAxeBread, SunnyBoy, Ternary, Truffle, Urist, Valais

/vg/:
angrymango, arsarkinum, BicepHardthrust, Cherry, chocolatechipcookies, coolant, d66if, Dkmu, Eltanin, Fall0ut, famichiki, Herohero, Hisozoteki, Hotline, itsukarine, janitortest, Kenkai, Khalmyr, Kronos, Lyfjaberg, Marisa, mistakenot, Neighbor, PreciseV5, RubixCube, Sanji90, Scribbles, Sender, sleepycat, StarlightNebula, StAxeBread, vvv

/vm/:
archaeowicker, BicepHardthrust, karambit, PreciseV5, RubixCube

/vmg/:
AlpacaCuri, BicepHardthrust, Dkmu, Eltanin, LampBook, mistakenot

/vp/:
angrymango, archaeowicker, bluemug, Eltanin, mingwushi166, PurpWal

/vr/:
Bucketman, mdbsld, phantasmoon, Sender, Skelton

/vrpg/:
chocolatechipcookies, Eltanin, PreciseV5, PurpWal, SpiceLord1998, SunnyBoy

/vst/:
BOFH, CarlitoGo, chocolatechipcookies, LampBook, Lyfjaberg, mistakenot, Phoenix, w370

/vt/:
Apheliot, BananaMan, BoxOfWarCrimes, Circumspice, d66if, famichiki, Green, Ikuchan, LampBook, Secondary, StarlightNebula, Turing, w370

/w/:
suzuran

/wsg/:
BicepHardthrust, d66if

/x/:
karambit, newton

/xs/:
karambit, StAxeBread

/y/:
Renaissance

Chudborean said:

from the list:
>suzuran - kaguya@kolyma.org - janitor
So apparently Kaguya, one of the higherups of kolymaNET and buddy of kuz is now a 4chan jannie using his kolyma.org email.
@nigger froot considering you recently bought the kolyma.org domain you could do something really funny.

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A sharty user hacked 4chan

After 6+ months, this project is finally finished. In it you will find 18 levels, connected through a central hub, the so-called KF Lab (and there might be some additional secrets in there...).


What you need:

• GZDoom v. 4.13 or newer.
• The mod itself. MEGA, Mediafire (local archive at the bottom of this post)
• "Your own" copy of Doom2.wad

Extras:

• ZDL - Graphical ZDoom launcher that manages your source ports and mods. Recommended, if you don't want to use a command prompt, or drag and drop files onto an .exe every single time you want to start this mod.
• Nash's Gore Mod - For those who wants some extra "flair" to the gameplay.

Brutal Doom is NOT recommended. While it works, it introduces lots of unwanted side effects and bugs, due to the complexity of our mod and Brutal Doom. If you want extra gore, use Nash's Gore Mod instead.

Technical info:

• This mod is designed to use the Vulkan renderer (selected by default in GZDoom). OpenGL will cause severe performance issues on slower systems.
• If Vulkan does not work for you, update your drivers (yes you need new drivers to play a 30 year old game).
• If you still can't get Vulkan to work, you must disable Dynamic Lights.
• This mod will work on laptops with integrated graphics card, though.
• Make sure Autosaves are enabled.
• Don't use ingame VSync, enable it through your graphics card control panel.

Updates

Version 1.1 - Fixed missing textures in a room on the Snack Run map.

I have conducted routine maintenance. It went pretty well, all things considered, until I accidentally deleted the Dark Theme. So now I have to redo the themes. A good excuse as any to freshen things up a bit, it's been like 4 years since the last time i updated the theme.

If anything is BROKEN (as in, does not work) please let me know. If things are so ugly it's literally unusuable, also let me know. If things are just ugly -- trust me, I know.

P.S. You now see DMs in people's profiles. These DMs are DMs you can see. This is not leaking to the public.

P.P.S. XenForo stores themes in the database without version control. It is not possible to Git themes. It is not possible to restore them. Only a database rollback was an option and I'd rather just fix it.

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Please DO NOT make a post about an issue until it exists for 5 minutes.

Most of the existing theme color alternatives are now available in the style chooser. They now all also support light and dark variations, including Stealth. I have added a High Contrast theme which is pure black.

Dwarf Lord said:

Malena was a Norwegian groupie who was a mod for Sodapoppin's chat and hooked up with Nick when he went to a Swedish computer event in 2017ish. Nick was already e-famous but when he and Malena got married they started creating a lot of content together and LSF retards have decided some pretty crazy rewriting of history, such as saying she made him famous and he needed her more than she needs him, ignoring the fact that the bitch originally tried to be a solo streamer and quit after like 8 streams saying she "hated it and can't do it".

Nick has seemingly moved on from Malena with a new whore (the chicken nuggets nazi salute girl from last couple pages) and Malena seems to realize it's over over so she'll definitely try to squeeze as much money as she can.

But who really cares when the person she's trying to squeeze money from thinks $20,000 a month isn't a lot of money.

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In an update to this, some court docs dropped. It appears Nick wanted this divorce as hush hush as possible but Malena, to no surprise, said fuck that. She’s alleging that Nick fucked a girl behind her back in Amsterdam, has been financially crippling her, and has tried to NDA her into silence.

There’s court records here but I don’t know if it’s a legit way to get them.

Front page edit: well shit, I wasn't expecting this much attention, but, I feel the need to fill in the gaps. Nick (because I'm not fucking writing Nmplol everytime) and Soda have basically spent the past decade on stop broadcasting their existence.
As @Dwarf Lord has stated, take what Malena says with a fat grain of salt.

Francis is begging for money again. One of the payment methods? Robux.

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Karl Jobst is an albino Auzzie born 7 February 1986 Queensland Australia, formerly E famous for being a speed runner and drama whore "investigative journalist" now famous for scamming his gullible fans, owing The King of Kong a ton of money and speed running his reputation into a toilet.

Jobst initially began online as a speed runner in the late 90's running games like Golden eye and Perfect Dark, later getting involved with forums such as the-elite (under the handle SimThreat (A) and GameFAQs (under the handle FAQ_GOD (A). He would admit in an interview that this began as a form of escapism as he "was…low on the social hierarchy" and "didn’t want to leave my house, I was anxious to go outside" in real life.


Link (Archive)

He would then go on to use his speed running skills and knowledge to become a youtuber combining two of the most worthless activities a human being can engage in into a fitting career for a man who would otherwise be Jobstless. The only thing of note to come from his speed running is one of the most embarrassing videos I have ever seen.

Here is Joshua Conner Moon owner of (infamous website for gang stalking the mentally ill) Kiwi Farms making fun of it.
Karl's reaction to this slight was twofold:

1. Edit the video of his life's greatest achievement to remove his wife, ashamed of her appearance.​
2. Declare war on Josh's video, channel, patreon and send his fans to flag them down.​

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The outrage at people badmouthing his wife and his fiery defense of her might be one of the few positive qualities Karl has ever shown... or it would be if he were capable of extending that chivalry to others and not talking shit about the wives of men that he hates.

But who is Billy Mitchell?
After transitioning his channel away from videos about speed running and towards more drama focused content slop, his main target for years to come would be American video game legend Billy "The King of Kong" Mitchell focusing mainly on allegations that Billy cheated to obtain his Donkey Kong arcade records and the many lawsuits centered around them. In 2021 Karl's wish to be sued by Mitchell would come true and he would begin scamming grifting? fundraising for his lawsuit with most people believing that Karl was being sued for calling Billy a cheater.

Right away drama would rear it's head when Karl's podcast cohost TomatoAnus cut contact and disavowed him, mainly over his past association with fellow Golden eye speed runner Ryan J. White / RWhiteGoose due to Goose making edgy /pol/ tier comments in his discord.

Karl would respond directly in his video "I'm Being SUED And CANCELLED!" simultaneously announcing the lawsuit and distancing himself from Goose. Karl would manage to avoid any major negative effects from this incident, possibly because of his fans support for him and hate of Mitchell.
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While the lawsuit was still ongoing Karl would continue making videos on Mitchell, at it's worst his channel would look like this.

After years of this obsessive behavior from Karl on April fools 2025 the outcome of the trial was announced: “Mr. Jobst intended to be the knight who slayed the Mitchell dragon. Unfortunately for him, his lance was not as strong as he believed it to be, and broke in the contest.” and he now owes 350K dollarydoos to the King of Kong + interest + court fees = severe financial pain for Jobst.
In addition to losing a lot of money to Billy the bully, Karl also lost a lot of his fans when they found out the real reason he was being sued...


"In Australia things are different, here almost always the loser is ordered to pay the court costs of the winner, I'm pretty confident I'm going to win so from my perspective it seems silly to settle because I believe I will be successful and I believe Billy will be ordered to pay back most of my costs"

"I will say Billy Mitchell being a video game cheater is extremely relevant to the lawsuit"

"Am I really going to be the only person Billy wins against? oh boy wouldn't that just be hilarious"

"Not because it is wrong, but because this isn't the issue I want to go to court over" (Archive)
You can read more about the Apollo Legend suicide HERE but the relevant details are that Billy Mitchell sued and settled with him under the condition that Apollo remove all videos about Billy Mitchell from his youtube channel and never talk about him publicly again, later on Apollo would get the spotlight in some inane speed runner drama defending RWhiteGoose which when coupled with his health issues caused him to kill himself.
The lawsuit had nothing to do with Billy Mitchell cheating at a game almost half a century ago, it was because Karl claimed that Billy had caused the suicide of Apollo by suing him and taking his money, a statement that was easily proven false and made stranger by the fact that before he killed himself Apollo clearly blamed two friends of Karl's (DarkViper and EZScape) for "giving me the final push that I needed" in addition to the wider speed running community.


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Fun fact Karl Jobst contributed to the EZscape video on Apollo "The Downfall of Apollo Legend" (Archive)
I guess a guilty conscience or a desire to avoid scrutiny might explain Karl's extreme obsession with Billy.


Even funnier is that Jobst's main defense for defaming Mitchell, was that his reputation was so poor from cheating at an arcade game claiming that he pushed someone to suicide couldn't have meaningfully harmed his reputation, unfortunately for Karl the judge wasn't an autistic man-child and didn't buy into this argument also the poor behavior of his deranged mutant fanbase constantly wishing death on Billy (for the crime of cheating at an arcade game) also damaged Karl's case. I'm sure Billy appreciates all the money these dipshits have indirectly donated to him, here's to you Josh & Andy lol.

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Reactions to this devastating loss in court were varied but almost completely negative towards Jobst.

After setting a new high score on Karl's bank account "Donkey Kong Champion/Legend/Hero" Billy "The King of Kong" Mitchell received VINDICATION leading to a bump in his hot sauce sales.

The peanut gallery was completely bewildered and bamboozled.

Former friends now disavowed weighed in.

Former fans accused him of being a Nazi, racist, bigot to cope and turn on him.

Mockery.

and coping.

Tweet / Archive
The post was later edited to remove the text ", including appeal".
Edited Tweet / Archive of edit

Lots of coping.



After breaking his promise to release a response video by the weekend with excuses such as "My lawyers are checking it" and "My internet is down" Jobst finally released his update video Here.

The best part of any fall from grace is people digging up unrelated embarrassments from their past to add more fuel to the witches pyre and Karl being a failed pickup artist was perfect fodder for this part of the drama cycle.


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Here's the full version of the header clip.





Some other business ventures from the pickup autist such as core-confidence.com.

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And here's his Pornhub, since he's so proud of it: Link (Archive)


@Bruno Powroznik archived Karl's discord in the post HERE and his the-elite account HERE both archives are also attached to the bottom of this post.

Discord:


the-elite:


Related threads:

1. Apollo Legend suicide​

2. William James Mitchell vs. Twin Galaxies LLC, Jeff Harrist & Jeremy Young & donkeykongforum.com, Benjamin Q Smith​

3. Ryan J. White / RWhiteGoose​

4. Matthew Craig Judge / Matthew Judge / DarkViperAU / DarkViper8888 / DarkViper88​

5. Jirard Khalil / The Completionist / ThatOneVideoGamer​

Social Media:
YouTube: Link (Archive)
TwitchTV: Link (Archive)
Twitter/X: Link (Archive)
GoFundMe Link (Archive)
DeviantArt: Link (Archive)
PornHub: Link (Archive)
Chaturbate: Link (Archive)
Speedrun.com: Link (Archive)
Myspace: Link (Archive)
the-elite: Link (Archive)
GameFAQs: Link (Archive)

46% on Vietnam
32% on Taiwan
25% on South Korea
24% on Japan
20% on European Union countries

and many, many more.

I can’t believe he’s actually married now

(: the thumbnail is a funny AI image.)

Well friends, that's it. Sara went to that big buffet in the sky last night. There isn't an online obituary to post yet and it's unclear what the actual cause of death was. I don't have the time to sit and collect all the posts but here are a couple of Sara's last posts about herself being ill with "a virus" that caused vomiting, and now her wall is flooded with RIP messages. I just want to say that I had her in the Kiwi Farms Deathfat Death Pool and gave compelling arguments for why she was indefinitely on her way out next but every idiot insisted it was Chantal. Chantal is a cockroach, Sara was teetering on the edge of death for the past 5 years and mainlining lard while nearly 50
I was ninjaed by Spergarella Jr while typing this up

Moist Nugget said:

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Whats actually fucking hilarious is the very next day after this schizo tangent of threatening to sue everyone because hes a crybully faggot, ethan lost his appeal on the denied Anti-SLAPP for the lawsuit with Ryan Kavanagh, Shortly after he started deleting all the vods where he defamed ryan, which is a lot lmao, pussy boy is going to settle he knows hes fucked.





There are 6 pages of defamatory statements he made lmao, notice his MO here... anyone defending this retard needs a lobotomy



EDIT: Compare these defamatory statements to the ones Ethan is pearl clutching over in his retraction letter he sent to Noah, from what I have read from actual civil litigators its complete bs and its unlikely ethan is suing bad empanada in Argentina because even if he does it's not getting him anywhere, its not the US litigation is completely different there and judgments are meaningless if their hyperinflation pesos there translate to 20 USD. Btw ethan can't just sue anyone he wants, if he does he opens himself up to a countersuit and ethan HAS DEFAMED EVERYONE INVOLVED.. Well he can because hes retarded but hes forcing people to countersue him when they would have never filed suit to begin with, the dumbass is forcing people to countersue him to further paint this self victimization narrative. If you still believe anything that comes out of ethans mouth... I got a bridge to sell you

All of Rucka's albums and a majority of his singles have been removed from the major music streaming services (Spotify, Youtube Music, Apple Music, Etc.) Only a few of his own songs have survived, "Baby Baby Baby Oil", "2 Pack, 2 Pack", "iPhones Gay", and "We Chinese We # 1" as well as a couple features.

His streaming catalogue of Songs/albums are still hosted on Soundcloud and these are the uploads now linked directly to his website.

He is now asking for PayPal donations on his website.


Rucka's main channel has been pretty safe for a long time and his streaming music usually has never been affected by his videos getting deleted or taken down. There hasn't been any explanation given yet as to why this has happened. The loss of streaming income must be pretty significant.

We were solicited for and have received pro bono representation in dealing with OFCOM and also communicating with Congress in regards to the UK's attempts to enforce its censorship regime in the United States. Name was redacted at their request for physical safety.

Welp

This is an on-topic thread about Elon Musk, i.e. it is a place of criticism for Elon Musk.

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Null said:

Someone upload the entire Hassan-Tranny clip and I will feature it.

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Here you go. Full interview.

Feature tourists, do NOT shit up this very slow, high quality thread.

Kirtaner has an enormous history and this thread is very funny. He also hated us. Start from page 1 before saying anything.

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Let's be good Kiwis for one second and condense all available information into one digestible post because nobody has been smart enough to do that for some reason.

AUSTIN, Texas – The Department of Justice announced the unsealing of charges against Canadian national Aubrey Cottle, 37, of Oshawa, Ontario, in connection with the theft of data relating to the Texas Republican Party in 2021. Canadian authorities arrested Cottle on Wednesday and are pursuing charges under Canadian law.

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According to the United States Department of Justice [A], Kirtaner, 420chan sysop, has been arrested in Canada by Canadian authorities on charges related to the hacking of Texas' Republican party data in 2021. His "RealOGAnonymous" account suspended, Kirtaner took to his alt account to cry into the void that he was being arrested:

His pleas for help from Internet retards do not seem to have worked as he hasn't tweeted since.

So, honestly, I'm at a loss. I don't have the clout to do anything about this and the organization I'm making to gain the clout in order to try and persuade the government to protect financial rights can't be banked, so I can't raise money, so I can't even effectively petition the government. I feel this rises to the level violation of fundamental human rights at this point, and there's nothing to be done about it.

Link. Archive.

BY ANDREW PAUL
POSTED 7 HOURS AGO

“The sun never sets on the British empire.” Variations on the phrase have been used for more than 200 years to describe the scope and power of the nation and its occupied territories. But from a logistical standpoint, Britain gave up the centuries-long imperial distinction last October, when it reached an agreement to return the Chagos Islands to Mauritius. It was a long time coming for the Chagossians, many of whom have worked for decades to regain control of the island. A joint statement issued between both countries in October vowed the deal helped to “address wrongs of the past and demonstrate the commitment of both parties to support the welfare of Chagossians.”

Technically speaking, however, sunlight continued to shine on at least one portion of British-occupied land for about another six months. The primary holdout? A section of the British Antarctic Territory, including the Pitcairn Islands that experiences perpetual sunlight six months out of the year.

But thanks to cosmic geometry, a major chapter in world history has just now come to a close. As first highlighted last year on Reddit, the spring equinox on March 20 marked the sun’s passage over the celestial equator, kicking off half a year of darkness around the South Pole. And given last year’s deal with Mauritius, this means Thursday night at 10:50 PM EST (2:50 AM on March 21 in London), the sun finally, literally set on the British empire.

It didn’t stay dark for Britain too long, however. About an hour after dusky conditions on the Pitcairn Islands, light began to peek over the horizon roughly 10,000 miles away in Akrotiri and Dhekelia, two non-contiguous British territories located on the island of Cyprus. Meanwhile, Britain is still maintaining a presence at a military base on the Chagos Archipelago’s Diego Garcia island as part of the 2024 agreement.

Britain isn’t the first or last culture with enough global territory to qualify for the “sun never sets” moniker. Similar, solar-based expansionist sentiments date as far back as the Egyptian, Mesopotamian, Persian, and Roman empires. The phrase “the empire on which the sun never sets” was first used in reference to the Spanish empire under the 16th century Hapsburg reign of King Charles I, also known as Charles V of the Holy Roman Empire. Beginning in the 20th century, similar titles were frequently used to describe the United States. If nothing else, empires may rise and fall, but the sun will outlast them all—at least for about another 5 billion years.

Rick Nekieta said:

Added in second edit: Primary source without insufferable breadtuber with worthless commentary.

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TL: DW - Quarterpounder's 300k debt response video is, of course, simply an 11 min e-begging ad for his paypigs to bail him out and buy his coffee

- claims his coffee company isn't dropshipped and is 100% apolitical
- alleges a supplier who manufactures his K-cup boxes caught wind of his politics and deliberately delayed a 20k order to harm him economically for his Mother's Day busy period
- already had 220k in debt in trying to get coffee stocked on Amazon and wants to get his Coffee Brand Coffee on retail shelves physically within the next year
- bought an 80k machine on his CC to be able to make the K-cup boxes in-house
- apparently his personal assistant Maggie remains his PA, but also is working FT doing all the customer service for CBC
- claims coffee company has 6 employees
- is e-begging for paypigs to bail him out by marketing a "limited edition" CBC Founder's Pack consisting of: freeze dried strawberries, two sneak peeks at Spring fruit coffee flavors and a numbered, personally signed Thank You note from Hambly - for 99$
- selling 1k 99$ Founder's Packs, claims to have already moved 200 units
- seems to be redirecting proceeds from a MAGA Mixology book that was earmarked to fund a new studio to now pay off his personal debt in the unrelated coffee company

It looks like Tarl was arrested for violating the DVRO:

If you are from the UK and are not seeing this, it is because you already have a token. Once it expires (i.e. your next KiwiFlare page), you will see it.

Advisory Letter: illegal content risk assessments - your duties under the Online Safety Act 2023

To: legal@kiwifarms.net, admin@kiwifarms.net, press@kiwifarms.net
From: Risk Assessment Programme <riskassessmentprogramme@ofcom.org.uk>

Classification: CONFIDENTIAL

Dear Sir / Madam,

Please find attached a letter from Ofcom related to your illegal content risk assessment duties under the Online Safety Act.

Yours faithfully,
Ofcom

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Advisory Letter on RA Programme - Kiwi Farms.pdf

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To: Risk Assessment Programme <riskassessmentprogramme@ofcom.org.uk>
From: Joshua Moon


Hello,

I am pleased to inform you that I am American and nobody cares about your wretched, dying nation - including the people living in it.

Kind regards,
Joshua Moon

10 minutes ago, this report was received. I usually don't share reports but @Absurdity deserves some recognition for spotting this retard bullshit.



First step is to check IP collisions. This isn't the end-all-be-all of sock detection but it's a good place to start.



Those long IPs are IPv6, and IP collisions like this are not uncommon. Telecom providers love to provision the same IPs to multiple customers, so any phoneposter routinely runs the risk of getting IP collisions with anyone in a wide area of themselves. This means you have to exercise caution and use judgment before going off of this information.

The root concern is that he's forging false consensus with using socks to agree with himself. Ok, let's see how the accoutns behave, starting with @Fascist Kirk.



Right off the bat, first thing I see is a spergout with stickers. When you see the same user getting negative ratings across multiple threads in a matter of minutes, there is no way that the actioner is reading through content and giving opinions. This is a spergout, buuut it appears to be a "revenge rating" for @The Mighty Banth doing the same thing.



Isn't running a forum awesome? Isn't having every user subscribe to instant sticker dopamine great? Look at how these stickers affect human behavior. I'm basically the Sticker Psychologist, the greatest sticker psychologist the world has ever fucking seen, and this is me introducing stimuli to see how human behavior changes.

Anyways, I'm more focused on finding socks. I do see that Fascist Kirk is very active in the ComicsGate stuff, so if those IP hits are socks, they'd be active in CG too.

Start with @Yoja...


Nothing but reactions in the ComicsGate thread, dishing out hundreds, almost all negative, except to Fascist Kirk.



What about @CG Safe Space? Well I guess the proof is in the name alone, but here we have an identical use pattern.



@1You Are Winner1 has zero posts, but he still found his merry way to ComicsGate.



What's really funny about this one is he actually rates Fascist Kirk a winner across multiple threads. The guy's mostly interested in ComicsGate, but occasionally stops by the precious metal thread to show his love for gold by hitting the gold medal button on his posts. So it's not even just forging consensus in CG, but making sure his account has more winner stickers.



@WhoresAreHorse had the fewst IP hits... maybe he's not running FIVE accounts to rate himself positively, just four???



this dude is seriously multiboxing the kf to give himself sticker points and to negrate people he doesn't like in CG like he's some sort of fucking one man WuMao.

banquet already clipped it all.

at 17:57, while his wife is still reeling from being thrown onto a table, he grabs her and yells "stop making fun of me".
at 18:16, instead of comforting his wife after throwing her onto a table, he says "please get away from me" and tells her to go with someone named ken.
at 18:39 his wife, that he just threw onto a table, is visibly distraught and holding herself lies for him saying that he didnt do that and she tripped. wings of course backs this up because hes a fat pussy wife abuser.
at 18:50, instead of taking responsibility for throwing his wife onto a table and admitting he catastrophically fucked up, he blames keemstar for all of this happening.

Apparently, a fatwa has been issued to MAGA shill accounts on behalf of BIG SODA to post in favor of keeping soda in food stamps—for seemingly no reason. Some pretty big accounts are involved (and also Ian Miles Cheong, too), and allegedly, they're paying up to $1,000 per shill
Archive

The Tates have filed a lolsuit against all their haters on Twitter



(https://archive.ph/Mj1Dl)

Idk how to look up and grab the actual suit, someone do that pretty plz
Full filing attached below, shouts out to Gabe Hoffman.

Latrell Sprewell said:

TL;DR:

Deny.
Deny.
Deny

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Here's the PDF as images.



Rest of the document:

@Null

Aaron Imholte, Nicholas Rekieta's polycule nemisis, has apparantly pled down to a small misdemeanor at the cost of $50 for the charge of "nonconsensual dissemination of private sexual images" aka revenge porn—Case # 73-CR-24-6910 on MCRO. Details are not clear at this time.

This news broke on Wednesday by @Folgers Can.

Aaron Imholte's thread can be found here. It features the history of Aaron's radio and streaming career, his other dustups with the law, and a problematic history with women.

This plea deal was, according to Aaron, a semi-reliable narrator of his own saga, offered by the State of MN.


Background:
In May 2024, after the arrest of the Rekietas, the picture that was disseminated was a naked photo of Kayla Rekieta. The "crime" is featured here at 1:35.


For context, the picture of said revenge porn was sent to Geno Bisconte, something of a washed up NYC comedian married to an OnlyFans THOT, Keanu Thompson, who also fancies herself as a comedian, a friend of Aarons. She then went on Killstream, etc. (There's also something about her being abused by a Trump impersonator who recently confronted Alec Baldwin, but that's another story.) The Biscontes and the Imholtes (April and Aaron) were friends from at least 2-3 years prior. Chrissie Mayr (a Rekieta sweeper) pretends not to be involved, but Keanu is her baby boy's GODMOTHER. Keanu was frequently on Simpcast.

Geno Bisconte and Keanu Thompson were the only two people who viewed the photo that Aaron sent. (Geno showed it to Keanu at some point.) They claim to have quickly deleted the pic. Both were named as witnesses and subpoenaed to testify in Stearns County, MN. Geno and Keanu are currently Rekieta detractors and indicated that, if forced to testify, they would be very reluctant, if not hostile, witnesses for the prosecution.

ANYWAY, this act was featured on Fox9 Minnesota after he was arrested on September 2, 2024.


Link
Aaron has also indicated that his record will be expunged after a short probationary period.

Nick has obsessively gone after Aaron in various pathetic Dabbleverse chats and on Twitter. I will follow up on that.

Edit: Small additions, links, and clarification that the thread suggested.

Tarl Warwick produced another lunatic video: The Occult: Video 406: The Blood Moon Eclipse and I
The whole video is a cope session trying to convince people what he is doing isn't batshit insane while smugly mocking religion.
Likes and views:

He injured himself "by accident" preforming both a protection spell and a magic missile spell on New Orleans and/or other people.
Acknowledge it is crazy, and disjointed Convoluted what-about-ism cope on Religion. Believes Stolas is his friend.

6:51 mark is where he insisting his beliefs are heck'n valid and smugly mocks the that people don't believe in magic because they believe in the power of prayer.

Some Comments on videos:

If anyone's bored, here's the tweet announcing the passing of Senate Bill 20 in Texas which bans all Ai-Generated child porn, including animation and cartoons. All the replies are just coping and seething about their precious little girl porn now qualifies as criminal on US soil!

The salt is FLOWING

According to the latest report on this story from ABQ Raw Mamachu was "critically injured" rather than simply being in "stable condition" as originally stated. She may very well die too if this is the case given her advanced age and already poor health.

Edit: Added higher quality crime scene images and news articles for the crowd coming in from the feature.

This article was made by someone familiar with the infamy of the family and states Mamachu was critically injured and that the car jacker did this after crashing another vehicle. They really were just at the wrong place at the wrong time.


This article contains a statement from an unnamed Tophiachu confirming my suspicions that Brotherchu was suddenly executed while they slept.


Press conference held by the police this morning.


Scene of crash and death of carjacker.



Carjacker's original vehicle that he crashed likely while escaping a prior crime that hasn't been linked to him yet, notice flat front tire.

I think the breakup with Daniel deserves a community happening post, so here's a little compilation.

Intro for newcomers:
Becky Gerber, aka Yonah Bex Gerber or RemembrancerMx, is basically BPD incarnate. Null did a person stream on her several years ago - at the time, she was known for collecting fake identities, stirring up Internet drama, and trying to insert herself as a victim into Gamergate.
In more recent years, she participated in #DropKiwiFarms. She was actually the one who convinced Archive.org to remove KF from the Wayback Machine, in part by claiming that KF was hosting child pornography of her. [1] [2] She still continues to lie about this, btw. [3]
Last year, she officially became one of Liz Fong-Jones' stooges by joining his End Networked Harassment organization as a board member.

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The happening:
Becky Gerber is polyamorous. She has two long-term "husbands" and occasionally cycles through extra boyfriends on the side. Well, one of those husbands is breaking up with her, and it's been making Becky spiral into a BPD meltdown over the past month.
You might recognize him. His name is Daniel Z Klein; he was a relatively high-profile game developer for League of Legends and Apex Legends.

This is Becky and her two husbands. Daniel is the one with long hair. He isn't legally married to Becky, but he's the father of her child and is also the main breadwinner of the polycule, so it's kind of a messy situation.


Anyway... We don't have the details, but Daniel broke up with her on February 3rd.

Becky mentioned "weaponizing ableism" above. Translation: Daniel is tired of Becky faking disability as an excuse for being unemployed and doing very little housework. She also refuses to change diapers or comfort her screaming child, citing "sensory issues" from (fake) autism.

Becky is extremely lazy & entitled. (She does this often.)


Vagueposting about the breakup:


Daniel tells Becky some hard truths. Literally no one can stand being around her.
This is Grade-A content for this thread.


WOE IS ME! (these are mostly lies or exaggerations)



DANIEL REEEEE


Suicide baiting.



She's been looking especially crazy/haggard this past month. The BPD meltdown is taking its toll.


(And yeah, she just gets high everyday & plays video games instead of doing anything productive.)


Both Becky and her other husband (not Daniel) have been unemployed for over a year. Becky claims they'll be broke in a month, and she's been e-begging recently.



Did you know? They actually live in a $1.5 mil McMansion. (Note: Becky has wealthy relatives, so they're in no real danger of homelessness.)


Becky calls it the "Gerber-Klein Home for Lost Queers". She unironically invites strange men from FetLife (a fetish sex website) to come live with her here.

This guy is an example. He's an "ageplay" enthusiast who likes to pretend to be a little boy having sex with his "mommy". He's now Becky's boyfriend and moved in only a couple months after meeting her.

This is likely a contributing factor to Daniel being fed up with Becky.
Daniel is still living in the McMansion (at least for now), but that's probably because he's concerned about his daughter's welfare. His name might also be on the mortgage. It remains to be seen whether Daniel will have the guts to take his daughter and flee from this nightmare.

Speaking of the child's welfare... Becky recently declared that her child is disabled:

Becky loves to lie for attention, but there may be some truth here. Kiwis have noticed that the child seems to have severe brachycephaly. This was almost certainly caused by neglect (just leaving the child laying on her back all day, everyday). Note the flat, mostly bald back of her head:


Sorry, this was a sad note to end on.

tl;dr Becky Gerber, who is one of Liz Fong-Jones' stooges, has been melting down over the past month due to one of her long-term romantic partners breaking up with her. She's also a terrible mother, is allegedly in financial trouble, and has been doing a little bit of suicide baiting. Total trashfire.

edit: After reviewing this, I'd like to apologize. I promised this would be entertaining, but I think this actually shows that Becky has transformed into a full-blown Horrorcow. My bad.

I love seeing these niggas fight each other

Summary until this point.

Liz Fong-Jones is an ex-Google transgender ideology extremist who was a notable embarassment for Google after it was discovered he was one of several "plurals", or "multiple systems": a now-dead fad for transgenders like Liz Fong-Jones to pretend they were multiple people within a single human body which could "front" as different personalities at different times. He even wrote handbooks as a primer for his coworkers on how to treat him, such as by asking "who is fronting currently, and what are their pronouns?"[1]

In 2017, Liz Fong-Jones started using his @Google.com email address to harass our providers, hoping to assist Nina Chabaul and Greta Gustava[2], then board members of Trans LifeLine, a suicide prevention hotline monitored by the Kiwi Farms due to suspicions of fraud. It would turn out that LFJ's friends had inured $350,000 from the suicide prevention charity, as described in an IRS filing from Trans LifeLine signed under penalty of perjury by new management.[3]

For undisclosed reasons, Liz Fong-Jones lost his job at Google, claiming he left, but sources inside Google say he was paid to leave. He then switched to being Chief Field Technology Officer of Honeycomb.io, a "solutions provider", and invested into Tallpoppy, a personal reputation management company for businesses and famous people.

Keffals, a transgender streamer, would accuse the Kiwi Farms of swatting him. This was a knowing fabrication, and the CA$100,000 he raised off the back of this lie would later be spent on drugs, landing him in an Irish rehab facility after a few months. This movement, called #DropKiwiFarms, involved Liz Fong-Jones, but as he became dissatisfied with Keffals's behavior, he would fork it to #EndKiwiFarms, a movement he would list on his LinkedIn page alongside his real jobs.

During this time, he randomly decided to announce to the world he was credibly accused of sexual assault, coining the term "consent accident".[4]

Two years passed and there was no end of Kiwi Farms, causing him to look a bit silly with #EndKiwiFarms on his professional profile. He would rebrand this to "End Networked Harassment", and this more nebulous mission statement was incorporated as a 501(c)(3) in 2025.

During this bout of unmitigated failure leading up to the incorporation of his nonprofit, Liz Fong-Jones would sue Vincent Zhen, a personal friend of mine who was about five degrees separated from the Kiwi Farms. Vincent allowed this nonsense to result in a default judgment, thinking the courts would dismiss it on its own due to its lack of merit.

[1] https://archive.ph/4DIbD + https://kiwifarms.st/threads/liz-fong-jones-elliot-william-fong-lizthegrey.128419/post-12879251
[2] https://kiwifarms.st/threads/2017-08-18-liz-fong-jones-harassing-people-for-hosting-my-email.33411/
[3] https://translifeline.org/the-leadership-transition-2017-taxes-and-how-were-moving-forward/
[4] https://kiwifarms.st/threads/liz-fong-jones-elliot-william-fong-lizthegrey.128419/page-887

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The present.

Liz Fong-Jones (from what I have seen) made knowingly false representations to the court of Australia regarding Vincent's association with the Kiwi Farms, the importance of his Internet resources to our ability to stay up, as well as the content on the Kiwi Farms.

In 2024, the Kiwi Farms raised $150,000 as a legal defense fund into a trust, My original intention was to litigate several entities. In short,
(1) Epik for false statements on Twitter about illegal content hosted on the Kiwi Farms,
(2) Alejandra Carabello for false statements on Twitter in regards to the same issue, as well as targeting the EFF to deprive us of potential resources,
(3) Russell Greer, who has been suing us for 5 years pro se over a bullshit copyright claim, and
(4) Liz Fong-Jones, for all of the above.

The results,
(1) Epik retracted their statements,
(2) Alejandra Carabello deleted their statements [and if he gets arrested for threatening federal agents we'll probably still sue],
(3) Russell Greer is currently in a death spiral in his case and has accrued a sanction, facing up to two more presently, and
(4) Liz Fong-Jones failed to get the court order he paid a lot of money for.

A significant portion of funds raised by the Kiwi Farms in 2024 went to help overturn this judgment, in part to help Vincent, but mostly for a selfish reason: to avoid a favorable court order against us which would significantly help Liz Fong-Jones scare our providers.

LFJ would lose the appeal against his default judgment on the merits of the case. For all the reasons previously mentioned, the superior court decided that Vincent's defense would likely prevail in the lower court. It would have ultimately resolved in Vincent's favor, but he went bankrupt, and signed a settlement behind my back. This settlement effectively was an apology with minor financial rewards (Vinnie is bankrupt, so my assumption is he sold the IP range he had for approximately US$10k), and a note from Vincent saying he disavows both the forum and me personally.



This is not the win that LFJ wanted when he spent literally hundreds of thousands of dollars, and it would not have gone anywhere if Vincent had just listened to me and answered the case promptly. Fong-Jones will cling to this desperately as proof he's in the right when begging providers to drop us, but his real motivation was personal: he wants me to feel bad.

My heart is already steeled to these kinds of personal attacks. Every weak man in the last 12 years who has tried and failed to make me censor whatever bullshit they're upset about will eventually start going after people around me who have no investment in the Kiwi Farms, usually women. This is the typical modus operandi of the desperate and sadistic.


His new non-profit, which is effectively just a way for him to pay people to harass us and our providers as a tax writeoff, has already spun up trying to attack providers and their upstreams, exactly as before. His signed letter is proving to not be as effective as he would have liked.

Giving up at any point will provide Liz Fong-Jones a blueprint for his company Tallpoppy: a reproducable series of steps to censor any content online, allowing him to gild and glaze anyone willing to pay enough money for the privilege of a squeaky clean online reputation -- even if they've been credibly accused of sexual assault. You can try this with his name: google Liz Fong-Jones and see how many gushing articles about him you find.


There will never be a reason to do charity outside of the country again. Our future is American. I will finish setting up the foundation, we will federate a series of reliable service providers in the United States, and we will claw back every inch of freedom lost. By the end of this decade, mentally ill sexual sadists like Liz Fong-Jones will not have power anywhere in my country.

MisterCH 86 said:

https://x.com/EricDJuly/status/1898796902847832195

It gets better He completely DESTROYED Daxie pad on here

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Holy shit, dude.

Instagram post

Someone for the love of god please archive this. I downloaded his 2 videos and will upload them when I can but it needs to be archived. He makes 2 insane rant videos here




Video 1







Video 2

Sweeter and Savoury said:

Did anyone make a transcript for us less patient Kiwis?

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Yep, this is the remnant of the Love Ranch South. Now isn't this of interest (its hard to make this part out) I don't care but if your religion feels its a good idea to lie in your business deals to buy property, just to demolish it then fuck you and fuck your religion. Ok? This is why I hate Christianity. Fuck Christians. God damnit Wow, its all demolished. I WILL AVENGE YOU DENNIS HOF

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Video 2

So that there is the brothel right there is called the prairie cat ranch. Umm, Dennis Hof bought it in 2008. Uh, this is Appaloosa lane in uh Crystal Nevada. Now if you drive down here, there use to be another brothel called the Love Ranch South. And uh, as you will see, they demolished that too. Um, it was a group of Christian investors who bought the property in 2022. They uh, they lied about their intentions and they demolished the property in November. Its extremely dishonest, like holy cow

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I don't know how to add this to the original post with the videos but if any mod can, would appreciate that. Might help others understand what shitlips is saying

The Ralphamale's (bad) luck, Grace Thorp posted this on X:

EDIT: The Ralphamale in troo cavalier fashion responded:

EDIT2: This is too perfect he made a video response now!

Al's flat out doxxing people he doesn't like now, yet he still thinks he's the victim.

Oh shit bro, the Kashimu dump is upon us!

Edit: Multiple things from both threads show up in the video. Absolute kino.

Courtesy of @Nigga Bullshit

Yours truly became a published Aella hater Her friends and boyfriend included Kiwi Farms posts on her Hell book.

Looks like Johnny was handed another loss to the tune of $4500. Ouch. Hope Miriam's coffers aren't completely drained yet.

Never thought id be rooting for the h3h3 faggots but here we are. The momentum really has shifted, I feel the wind on my back.

Hasan has been suspended on Twitch—I'm assuming because of the Rick Scott comment. I don't know how long it's for yet.

KARLA LOST TO MS. ANORA HERSELF

IT'S JOEVER, EMILIA PEREZ'S 13 OSCAR NOMINATIONS? MORE LIKE ZOE SALDANA TAKES EVERYTHING SHE CAN FROM THAT SHIT SHOW

In all seriousness, Demi Moore would've also been great, but Mikey gave a good performance

UPDATE 1 day after OP:

Lower quality archive for faster loading (13 MB):

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Unusual submission again. Translating an announcement video [A] by Shlomo Finkelstein's podcast co-host Kasper, published on March 1 2025


The right-wing youtuber Shlomo Finkelstein has now been incarcerated for over half a year. He is being accused of incitement of the masses in, I think, 6 cases. The case with the longest individual sentence, one year, regards playing back a song by a US comedian. The song is titled What Does The Black Say. The song is still accessible on YouTube, including from Germany without any issues, and now has over 964,000 views.

To cut it short, he has been pronounced guilty in absence. In response to that, the public defender, of whom Shlomo didn't know anything, seems to have filed a complaint, or appealed the decision, as it should be called. Shlomo didn't know anything about that either. And, overall, in the appeal case, this guilty verdict has been confirmed, the sentence has been confirmed, and Shlomo has been sentenced to probation. In absence. On this probation sentence were conditions, namely the following:

• Don't do that again.
• Pay 600 euros.
• Update your registered address.

Shlomo did not know anything about this because the mail didn't reach him. He can also prove that if you were to ask him. When the mail reached him, it was too late already. He opened the crucial letter - at that point in time the final deadline has passed by a week or so - afterwards, he immediately transferred the 600 euros and got a lawyer involved who was supposed to mediate between him and the prosecution, to communicate that he will also immediately update his registered address if they please abstain from turning this probation sentence into a prison sentence.

A sentence - I want to make this as clear as possible again - which he has received as someone without a prior criminal record. And it is still about speech crimes. The reply by the prosecution back then: No, he's going to prison now, because he paid the 600 euros too late and did not update his registered address.

While serving a prison term, there are ways to reduce the prison sentence. There is the so-called half-stint and the so-called two-thirds-stint. After roughly 5 months of his prison term, there was a knock on Shlomo's cell door, he opened, and there was a man from the prison who asked him to file a request form for half-stint release - which looks to be very unusual, normally the convict is supposed to act proactively and not get asked. But, well, Shlomo filled out this form, and roughly 4 weeks later, the Verfassungsschutz [Office for the Protection of the Constitution, aka German FBI] is in the prison and asks for a talk.

What has meanwhile become public is that they want to bill Shlomo, among other things, the wiretapping of 5 of his friends and family members - the German state wants to have almost 11,000 euros for that.

A good moment to remind you that, currently, there are almost 146,000 open arrest warrants in Germany. Among them are 1473 open arrest warrants for so-called crimes against life, that is murder, manslaughter, and attempted murder, attempted manslaughter. These persons have not been apprehended yet. But if it is about locking up someone who violated probation terms - which, in this case, means paying 600 euros too late and not having updated his registered address - for someone like that we put 5 people under surveillance.

For me as a layman, that sounds unusual. The fact that someone who is considered not dangerous gets arrested in public by a 15-man police unit also sounds unusual to me. The fact that the correctional facility approaches you unsolicited to ask you if you want to fill out this form for an earlier release also sounds unusual to me. The fact that a one year sentence has been demanded for playing back a song also sounds unusual to me.

This Sunday, around 6:30 PM, Shlomo will address the public with a pre-recorded video. The video will be published on the Twitter account of Naomi Seibt, link in the video description, and in the weekly podcast Honigwabe, the entire thing will be addressed live starting at 6 PM, including further info that we will have, and including a discussion. Therefore, please tune in to the Honigwabe starting at 6 PM or set an alarm clock for 6:30 PM and refresh the Twitter profile of Naomi Seibt until this video appears.

And then, that is our plea, spread that video as good as you can. Like the post, share the post, gladly leave a comment there, we want to direct as much attention as possible to what Shlomo is going to tell you there and ask you for your help so the public learned what kind of completely insane shit is happening there. Thank you very much.

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Jude Howarth's claiming that his application for a US visa has been DENIED. He even tried using his connections with MrBeast to circumvent the process.

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Microsoft is shutting down Skype in favor of Teams​

Skype will be retired on May 5th, and existing users will need to export their data or migrate to Teams.

It’s the end of an era. Microsoft is shutting down Skype in May and replacing it with the free version of Microsoft Teams for consumers. Existing Skype users will be able to log in to the Microsoft Teams app and have their message history, group chats, and contacts all automatically available without having to create another account, or they can choose to export their data instead. Microsoft is also phasing out support for calling domestic or international numbers.

”Skype users will be in control, they’ll have the choice,” says Jeff Teper, president of Microsoft 365 collaborative apps and platforms, in an interview with The Verge. “They can migrate their conversation history and their contacts out and move on if they want, or they can migrate to Teams.”

If you choose to move on and bring your Skype data with you, the exported data will include photos and conversation history. Microsoft also made a tool to easily view existing Skype chat history if you don’t want to move to Teams.

Skype will remain online until May 5th, so existing users will have around 60 days to decide whether they want to switch to Microsoft Teams or export their data. “If they do want to come to Teams then the first-run is pretty instantaneous because we’ve already done the work on the backend to restore their contacts, message history, and call logs,” says Amit Fulay, vice president of product at Microsoft.

Skype users will soon see a prompt to move to Microsoft Teams. Image: Microsoft

The transition to Microsoft Teams will keep Skype group chats intact, and during the 60-day window, Microsoft will also maintain interoperability so you can message contacts on Teams and those messages will be delivered to friends still using Skype.

If you do move to Microsoft Teams, there’s one big part of Skype that’s disappearing, though. Microsoft is removing the telephony parts that allow you to call domestic or international numbers or people’s cellphones. “Part of the reason is we look at the usage and the trends, and this functionality was great at the time when voice over IP (VoIP) wasn’t available and mobile data plans were very expensive,” explains Fulay. “If we look at the future, that’s not a thing we want to be in.”

Microsoft will honor existing Skype credits, but it will no longer offer new customers access to paid Skype features that allow you to make or receive international and domestic calls. Existing Skype subscription users will be able to use their Skype credits and subscriptions inside Microsoft Teams until the end of their next renewal period. Existing Skype Number users will also need to port their number over to another provider, as Microsoft is no longer supporting this, either.

The Skype Dial Pad will be part of Teams temporarily for existing credits and subscriptions, but Microsoft isn’t going to offer calling plans to Teams consumers like it does for businesses. “The world has really moved on,” says Teper. “Probably the biggest thing is higher bandwidth and lower data plan cost, from us and others, has really driven almost all of the traffic to VoIP.”

The admission of consumers moving on from calling phone numbers from Skype is also a large part of why the service is shutting down nearly 14 years after Microsoft first acquired it for $8.5 billion. Over the last decade, services like FaceTime, Messenger, and WhatsApp have made it simple to connect with friends through messaging, calls, and video chats in a way that Microsoft struggled to compete with through Skype and its many design iterations.

This was particularly evident in the early stages of the covid-19 pandemic, when consumers flocked to Zoom instead of Skype. “The Skype userbase actually grew at the beginning of the pandemic, and has been pretty flat since,” admits Teper. “It’s not shrunk in some dramatic way. It has been relatively flat over the last few years. We hope we’ll migrate most Skype users… but we want to make sure the users know they’re in control.”

Microsoft will now be fully focused on Teams for consumers, after launching the personal version in 2020. At the time, Microsoft said it was still fully committed to Skype, but it’s been clear in recent years that the company was preparing for the eventual retirement of Skype. In December, Microsoft killed off Skype credits and phone numbers in favor of subscriptions, another sign that the end of Skype was nearing.

“Initially the vision was to have one experience across work and life… but Teams was new and that was not realistically where we were in 2020,” reveals Teper. “So we continued to invest in Skype, and about two to three years ago we started bringing in the free Teams consumer experience with the new client. We wanted to wait until the adoption was at the scale where we could be very convinced it was the right time.”

The Skype retirement won’t result in job cuts, either, at least not immediately. “There’s one team, which is Microsoft Teams and Skype. On the backend it has actually evolved to a common team,” says Teper. “There won’t be layoffs, those folks are going to be working on making things better — whether it’s fun end user features or AI innovation, it’s really about doubling down on Teams.”

Here is the defamation lawsuit filed by Matthew William Vickers against his wife, Ariana Kathleen Vickers.

Destiny's predicament has made it to rag news. A very long article, but the comments from middle-aged randos are good.
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