💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Piggle Rick said:
I fucking love SovCits. If there is a God, Piggy will say the reason the order to pay Quasi is invalid is because he’s “the soul whose human entity is known as Patrick.Tomlinson, not the human itself” or something (I forget the exact wording they believe gets them out of worldly laws). In this dream we also get audio.
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The Haddocks' Eyes defense:
"The name of the defendant is called 'Patrick Sean Tomlinson'"
"Oh, that's the name of the defendant, is it?" the judge said, trying to feel interested.
"No, you don't understand," the pigman said, looking a little vexed.
"That's what the name is called. The name really is 'The Fat Fat Man'."
"Then I ought to have said 'That's what the defendant is called'?" the judge corrected himself.
"No, you oughtn't: that's quite another thing! The defendant is called 'Fatrick': but that's only what he's called, you know!"
"Well, who is the defendant, then?" said the judge, who was by this time completely bewildered.
"I was coming to that," the pigman said. "The defendant really is 'The Nigglet Butcher of Milwaukee': and the pepperoni's my own invention."
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grapeshark77 said:
I really want to know why the Pretend podcast guy did this. It's a non-story (definitely not worth 4 episodes of content) and he only did the new episode after realizing that it looked bad to not even ask for a rebuttal. He seemed to have a decent show going so it's very odd.
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According to Dan on NPS last night, Pat & Nigki contacted Javier and asked him to do a series on the. They also told Javier not to seek comment from the pests/funsters/stalkers and that didn't sit right with Javier because he's a journalist and wants to get both sides of the story .

Speaking of Javier, Rick is really putting his foot on his mouth here
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Also Rick is lying when he says he wasn't informed he could appeal.
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This guy is fat and a liar !
 
An automatic clown said:
According to Dan on NPS last night, Pat & Nigki contacted Javier and asked him to do a series on the. They also told Javier not to seek comment from the pests/funsters/stalkers and that didn't sit right with Javier because he's a journalist and wants to get both sides of the story .

Speaking of Javier, Rick is really putting his foot on his mouth here
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I'm not taking back what I say about journalists being scumbags, but credit where it's due.

Also, interesting how Patrick attempts to control the narrative. You're not a politician, Fatass.
 
Mussolini’s Merkin said:
I expect theatrics of the highest caliber.
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I don't. I want them, but have been burned by lolsuits before. If Pat's there, I expect some oinkery before being shut down. But now the possibility has been raised that possibly only Nikki will be there, we wouldn't even get that.

FinnSven said:
Patrick grew up with a family, screwed as it is
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His brother, as far as we know, seems pretty ordinary. But then maybe Pat was babied because he was clearly 'special'.

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Piggle Rick said:
I fucking love SovCits. If there is a God, Piggy will say the reason the order to pay Quasi is invalid is because he’s “the soul whose human entity is known as Patrick.Tomlinson, not the human itself” or something (I forget the exact wording they believe gets them out of worldly laws). In this dream we also get audio.
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They claim that either the birth certificate is the entity that is named, the “legal fiction” nonsense, or that the name in court documents refers to a “straw man”, a similarly nonexistent concept created by “legalese”.

Fatrick’s claims of illegitimacy sound dangerously close to this and I am sure judges are now commonly aware of this horseshit.
British police I know are now trained to just arrest and not engage with “freemen on the land” the instant they start up their bobbins.

So I would hazard a guess that the judge will just shut him down and say words to the effect of “Pay Quasi, you fat embarrassment.”

Next Task said:
His brother, as far as we know, seems pretty ordinary. But then maybe Pat was babied because he was clearly 'special'.
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Dunno, I think it’s more likely his brother is pretty ordinary in spite of the family.

A rodeo clown and a guidance counselor make for an odd dynamic in parenting.
 
I take back everything I said about Javier, the OandA guys said Pat would turn on him and he fucking did it. Beautiful. He also got him on tape saying multiple things that would go over quite badly at the contempt hearing, I hope Quasi's a patreon.

I hope he keeps digging - his last series (which I listened to when this came out and liked) was a similar story about a couple that ended up stalking themselves. I think he could have another season of content here.

Based on the schedule Part 4 will hit the free feed on August 22 - two days before the hearing. What a week!
 
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What exactly is the problem? That other people are allowed a defense against accusations? Isn't that what this guy did when people accurately said he was fat?
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Ever the writer, Patrick is trying to control his real life narrative. The fictional narrative he's crafting is better than any novel he's published. Unfortunately, he's a fat, belligerent retard who got himself into this mess and has no way out.

Well, unfortunate for him, but very fortunate for us, ONA, and Quasi.
 
Here is a local archive for the Pretend Podcast series. This is from the shows description:
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Pretend Podcast 1
PretendPodcast1.mp3
Pretend Podcast 2
PretendPodcast2.mp3
Pretend Podcast 3
PretendPodcast3.mp3
Pretend Podcast 4
PretendPodcast4.mp3
(Pretend@Spotify)
(Pretend@Apple)
Thanks to the pests for the original rips from vocaroo

I tried to capture every response yesterday Aug. 3rd, before they decided to start cleaning up the comments section. It’s funny how nearly all were negative or skeptical. There's lots of trolling, but plenty of genuine reactions as well. I attached them to the post, rather than inline, because theyre large images.
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I can’t get of the links to play, and I went to their site and can’t find any Fatrick clips. Maybe I’m just a retard but have they DFE?

EDIT: obviously the top comment “Here is the etc” was by the hero who gained us the audio clips, not me. I must have screwed up the quoting somehow, probably because I’ve been drinking tonight. Sorry.
 
Nigger fart Nikki talking about white privilege and how only white people can yell at the police like Fatrick annoyed me. Every video of a nigger interacting with cops goes like this:
"WHAT DID I DO!?"
"WHAT DID I DO!?"
"WHAT DID I DO MUFUGGA!?"
"WHAT DID I DO!?"
 
Pat's missing a trick, he could use his social media following of gullible retards to shill his own brand of SovCit law magic. Other SovCit "experts" just want your money, but Pat knows the real legal magic words to win any court case:

- Instead of "Am I being detained?" you say "I am NOT being detained, stalker child."
- Instead of "This is an admiralty court and has no authority" you say "No baby infant stalker child, this is felony court-convening, enjoy prison."
- Instead of "I am travelling, not driving" you say "oink oink oink oink V8 Mustang"
- Instead of "I do not owe child support because my Company Name owes it, not me" say "The only child owed anything is you, and that's prison, baby infant stalker child."

Pat could easily charge several grand to various rednecks and crackheads to teach them his particular brand of legal kung fu. That way he could raise the money to pay Quasi sue more people for calling him fat because he never learns anything.
 
Spunt said:
- Instead of "Am I being detained?" you say "I am NOT being detained, stalker child."
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I have a vague half memory of a sov cit in a video telling a police officer that they are the one who is in fact under arrest.

I am sure Fatrick will try such things the rate he is going.
 
An automatic clown said:
According to Dan on NPS last night, Pat & Nigki contacted Javier and asked him to do a series on the. They also told Javier not to seek comment from the pests/funsters/stalkers and that didn't sit right with Javier because he's a journalist and wants to get both sides of the story .

Speaking of Javier, Rick is really putting his foot on his mouth here
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What's NPS?

An automatic clown said:
Also Rick is lying when he says he wasn't informed he could appeal.
Proof:
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This guy is fat and a liar !
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That is the Chef's Kiss of derp. He lied through his teeth on the Pretend Podcast and now he's getting called on it.
 
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