Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Maldron the Assassin]

Bossman doing crackhead bets on Mines while Free Bird plays in the background. It's so magical that the moment the song stops, everything goes to complete shit. This was brought to you by the Stake weekly reload.
View attachment 5690403

This is fucking beautiful. You aren't finding content anywhere else like this. Listen to how many times he's clicking each square. He's actually high from this. Put this in the Louvre.

 

[SandyCat]

I don't check in on boss man for a week next thing I know he abandons his sponsorship. That was much quicker than I thought it would be

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

I don't check in on boss man for a week next thing I know he abandons his sponsorship. That was much quicker than I thought it would be

if you wanted a quick run down, no deal was signed with BC Game yet, they were working out the deal, but this was more than enough for BMJ to jump ship
until the deal went through, they would give him daily reloads of $1500 per day, 500 x 3 times a day, but no deal was signed
Stake saw this and offered him $4500 per week to come back with a signed deal and he accepted immediately
he made the right choice tbh, Stake has more clout and is tied to Kick, and BC Game wasnt in a rush to get him paperwork

 

[SandyCat]

if you wanted a quick run down, no deal was signed with BC Game yet, they were working out the deal, but this was more than enough for BMJ to jump ship
until the deal went through, they would give him daily reloads of $1500 per day, 500 x 3 times a day, but no deal was signed
Stake saw this and offered him $4500 per week to come back with a signed deal and he accepted immediately
he made the right choice tbh, Stake has more clout and is tied to Kick, and BC Game wasnt in a rush to get him paperwork

$4,500 a week? That's some good right there

Civic bros my optimism autism has never been stronger

 

[A Log in D Tractor 2]

Someone ordered a case of Capri-Suns to Austin's house on Amazon. Here's Austin enjoying the IRL juicer:

View attachment 5690606

I guess the rats are now also made up out of Beauty Parlor posters who like Chantal.

He definitely still has that car money, right guys?

 

[break these cuffs]

He definitely still has that car money, right guys?

Money? No. Ratdad already bought the civic fellow sister. He just took it to his uncle's farm out west near Roanoke. That way Austin can visit it and take it on long rides along those windy Appalachian Mountain roads. There he'll be able to take advantage of every horsepower and feel the grip of that stiffened suspension around every curve. All that would be wasted as a daily driver in Troy. He's going to live stream it some day and make it big as a auto influencer.

 

[Drama Fan]

His mom is the funniest reoccurring character in the BMJ verse

Bossmanmom always reminds me of the mom from That 70s show. Even bossmanbro and ratmandad generally seem to assume the best of people. It's a very wholesome experience.

 

[Kees H]

Austin wants to sue the FUCKING RATS for "that thing that starts with the letter D" (defamation). @Null please include Bossmans rat slaying efforts into your lawsuit fund, give our nigga some JUICE to sue the rats.

Latest Stake stats shared by Austin in the Discord.



Great advertising for Stake

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

Vegas Matt
Is the superior degenerate gambling streamer he's at least somewhat entertaining
Bossman Jack is just sad

 

[Sneeds]

I can’t believe it’s been 11 years since we first discovered bossman in 2013 on Justin.TV

Happy 11 Years Kiwi Farms and Keno Kasino

 

[Evilronald]

if you wanted a quick run down, no deal was signed with BC Game yet, they were working out the deal, but this was more than enough for BMJ to jump ship
until the deal went through, they would give him daily reloads of $1500 per day, 500 x 3 times a day, but no deal was signed
Stake saw this and offered him $4500 per week to come back with a signed deal and he accepted immediately
he made the right choice tbh, Stake has more clout and is tied to Kick, and BC Game wasnt in a rush to get him paperwork

Stake could offer him 1 million a day and it wouldn’t matter. They’re practically paying him Monopoly money since there’s a withdrawal limit and he loses every time he wins big.

 

[Woggly Wand Wizard]

Vegas Matt
Is the superior degenerate gambling streamer he's at least somewhat entertaining
Bossman Jack is just sad

Just checked him out and saw him lose $5000 to a lobster based slot machine. After that they just put another $2000. They broke nothing, ate no moms pussy, barely showed emotion. I appreciate the suggestion but sorry, I'm not impressed.

 

[Drax Rax]

Vegas Matt
Is the superior degenerate gambling streamer he's at least somewhat entertaining
Bossman Jack is just sad

>doesn't compliment any mom pussies
>doesn't smoke crack
>doesn't rub his noggin for good luck
>doesn't stream 20 times per day
>doesn't discuss Bishunomi

I'll keep my Bossman, thank you very much.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

There's no gamba streamer comparable to Austin. When he's offline, I've tried looking at other gambling streamers on Kick and they're all boring as fuck, no emotion as they dump thousands of (fake) dollars into slots. Austin's the only gamba streamer for me.

 

[degengambalar]

Vegas Matt
Is the superior degenerate gambling streamer he's at least somewhat entertaining
Bossman Jack is just sad

>somewhat entertaining
Content only grandparents with dementia could enjoy.
Insufferable cringe boomer faggot, go be with your grandkids.

 

[Kees H]

There's no gamba streamer comparable to Austin. When he's offline, I've tried looking at other gambling streamers on Kick and they're all boring as fuck, no emotion as they dump thousands of (fake) dollars into slots. Austin's the only gamba streamer for me.

Just seeing someone gamble is boring as shit, it's all the fucking of moms, tard rage, the appearance of rat dad and Bossmom, and degeneracy that makes Austin's streams great.

Oh, and the crack. Of course I can't forget the crack.

 

[The Last Cigarette]

So @Null in keeping with the theme of gambling what's the over/under on becoming the next Jirard, stuffing the dono moey, and the 75k going to bossmanjack

"Alright guys, got 125k in the legal fund so we straight chillin'. A little mine sesh, 75k lowest, I swear on everything I love.

60k lowest. 40k lowest. One more and I'm out. YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH 4 MINEAROOSKI! Keep going until I lose. FUCK, 20k lowest. FUCK IT! ALL IN! I just fucking lost it all. It's all gone. "

"Nobody lifts a finger to help TOTAL RETARD WAR. I don't have a single dollar, it's sodapressing."

 

[Kulee Baba]

Just seeing someone gamble is boring as shit, it's all the fucking of moms, tard rage, the appearance of rat dad and Bossmom, and degeneracy that makes Austin's streams great.

Oh, and the crack. Of course I can't forget the crack.

And Austin is a fun streamer because he reads the chat and you never know if the most innocuous comment will result in him tard raging.

Most streamers just ignore trolls Austin fucks their Moms. Total Alpha Chad.

Edit: Paypiggy just gave Austin $200, got blown in a few minutes on a shitty Candy Crush slot machine. Nothing spectacular just throwing money into a pit.

 

[eee-e2]

@Null the paypig gave boss a little juicer to unban his MadAtTheInternet account

 

[HahaYes]

We are SO fucking back