Why did null kill his family?

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Null existed before the universe. Before his family. Life and death do not have the same meanings to immortal, infinite beings. The answer to your question would be so unfathomable that your puny human brain would implode.
 
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it is pretty simple Freudian reasoning: hew was jealous of his dad banging his mom so he got rid of the competition. when his mom wouldnt bang him afterwards he flew into an incel rage and shot her for rejecting him.

sometimes a cigar is just a cigar and sometimes it is null killing his family.
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Null existed before the universe. Before his family. Life and death do not have the same meanings to immortal, infinite beings. The answer to your question would be so unfathomable that your puny human brain would implode.
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"I have, like, existed since the beginning of time and uh, I shall continue to exist until the last star falls from the night... *chuckle* Although I have taken the name Joshua Connor Moon, I am like uh... I am all men as I am no man and therefore I am a god, or something."
 
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