State of Minnesota v. Nicholas Rekieta, Kayla Rekieta, April Imholte

[LobsterBoy669]

The 80 hours of community service is funny.

The 28 days in jail is hilarious.

The five years probation? Now that right there is comedy gold. I know old Wetbrain Rackets is just seething over that.

Fuckin SUFFAH Rackets!

 

[draggs]

this is a very lenient sentence for what he did

almost an ounce of blow with the whole his kids had access to it thing

 

[Canoodler]

Question: if he violates probation, what'll happen to him?

 

[Meat Target]

Man, why make us wait all summer for him to Enjoy Prison? Take him away in irons and perpwalk him in front of the Handsome Black Gentleman and Pretty Girl of Kiwi Farms.

 

[Allied-Mastercomputer]

Nick was sentenced to 30 days in prison and 5 years probation

@Useful_Mistake ninja'd by a second.

Holy fucking shit. They swung for the fences.

 

[Hack for crack]

"May be deferred of complaint with probation"

lawfags, what does this mean? Is he really going to jail?

 

[HarveySperg41]

Maybe he should have hire Ty Beard the super business layer. I wonder how this will affect his suit with Monty.

 

[JCDenthog]

So, no stream tonight?

 

[A shitty ass clover]

I don't get it, what is so amazing about 5 years probation?

 

[Michael Wade]

Sobriety in jail for 30 days. Justice has been done.

Thought he was gonna get away with it, glad someone wised up.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

 

[Drive-By Comment]

Wait probation means no alcohol for 5 years?

 

[Lian Xing]

I don't get it, what is so amazing about 5 years probation?

He will piss hot and get carted straight to jail.

 

[Law]

Can't wait to hear skelly smugly boast about why this is a win actually.

It gives me street cred!

 

[4090 Chad]

Rekeita is OFFICIALLY a CRIMINAL lawyer

 

[Gunter x Gunter]

5 years probation??? so hes actually getting 5 years in prison with extra steps right??? No way he can keep clean for 5 years.

Probation is probably worst for him than prison. Whitebread nigga will act tough about Jail but no more coke and booze in large quantities is worst than prison for the snorter child...

 

[Meat Target]

I don't get it, what is so amazing about 5 years probation?

He can't touch drugs or booze in that time. If he does, he'll face even more time in the clink. And we know he can't do that.

 

[hawkisnight]

HAHAHA suffah Balldo

 

[Shagedan]

Gentlemen, it’s been an honor.

 

[Irene and 22 others]

Can't wait to hear skelly smugly boast about why this is a win actually.

I dunno. Someone getting your life back together and not being a drug and booze zombie even if they have to be forced to sounds like a win to me.