Plagued Nice Guys

[Taily Puff]

That's disturbing. Darth Vader did kill Padme in a fit of rage when she pissed him off. Just saying that's probably not the fictional couple you want to invoke.

You're right that he's creepy, but tbf he has a better shot at getting some bored weirdo to agree to a one night stand than any other guy posted in this thread to date. At least he's interesting instead of just blandly offputting.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Topanga man is back!

 

[WW 635]

Topanga man is back!
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Bringing up how he thinks another woman, a pregnant woman nonetheless, is adorable is not the pussy grabber he seems to think it is. She's not a puppy ffs.

 

[The Valeyard]

Season 3 of The Bachelorette Australia ended this week, and I found this meme relating to it on social media.

 

[HG 400]

Bringing up how he thinks another woman, a pregnant woman nonetheless, is adorable is not the pussy grabber he seems to think it is. She's not a puppy ffs.

I think you're adorable tho.

 

[WW 635]

I think you're adorable tho.

Aww uguu~

I guess the context matters. Either that or the conditioning has set in.

 

[HG 400]

I guess the context matters.

Okay I think you're adorable in a harmless, sexually non-threatening way.

 

[WW 635]

Okay I think you're adorable in a harmless, sexually non-threatening way.

Ok wow

Context really does matter

 

[HG 400]

Ok wow

 

[AnOminous]

What he really wants a Slave Girl Leia. All guys like that do.

Coincidentally, they always look like Jabba the Hutt too.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Season 3 of The Bachelorette Australia ended this week, and I found this meme relating to it on social media.

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She's not a hypocrite. There are still plenty of fertile chads (but not nice guys) she can be impregnated by with her cuck husband's enthusiastic approval.

 

[WW 635]

Adorable!

 

[Krieger]

Season 3 of The Bachelorette Australia ended this week, and I found this meme relating to it on social media.

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In defense of the entire show, anyone who voluntarily becomes the prize in the Australia version of the Bachelorette isn't entirely sane. Maybe she bucked the trend just enough to realize this level of crazy shouldn't exist another generation and decided on a man whose nuts couldn't work.

 

[Vorhtbame]

No one is going to tie themselves up with someone like him. It's a matter of energy investment being more than the payoff. The best he can hope for is to give gifts to a girl who will mostly ignore him but throw the occasional crumbs of attention in the form of a brief "thanks".

So, his best hope is Alison Rapp.

Season 3 of The Bachelorette Australia ended this week, and I found this meme relating to it on social media.

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I mean, those are good points, if true.

 

[Taily Puff]

Since this thread has turned into a powerleveling circlejerk (of adorable proportions) I'll go ahead and steer us right by hunting down another one of the guys who is considering suicide because girls only like charmers, and he's a mothballingly Methuselahing ancient 17 years old and no one has touched his weenus yet.

 

[Taily Puff]

But wait. There's more

 

[JaneThough]

But wait. There's more
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Girls have shown interest? Fuck off, Chad.

 

[Vorhtbame]

"Either you are able to make girls fall in love with you, or you're forever alone."

Because the girls don't have a choice in the matter. They simply respond to stimuli.

 

[The Valeyard]

He obviously didn't try this sequence:

Chat, Chat, Sweet Talk, Joke, Chat, Kiss, Chat, Chat, Admire, Serenade

Works every time.

 

[Overcast]

Kid's 17. Old enough to drive, but not old enough to drink or smoke. A ton of people his age have trouble with guys/girls. It's completely normal. Hell, considering how often teen pregnancy occurs and how many relationships turn out to be kinda shitty, he should be counting his lucky stars.