Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 65 21.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 27.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 47 15.5%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 104 34.3%

  • Total voters
    303

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Nick Rekieta is a non-practicing lawyer from central Minnesota whose specialty areas are drinking, degeneracy, and (drunkenly/druggedly) driving his children to their innumerable homeschool extracurricular activities on 1-2 hours of sleep and stimulants--(when they are not taken away by CPS). After a busy day doing… something other than law or show preparation (probably alcohol and cocaine)… he straps into a chair in a windowless room in his basement at some point after 11 PM Central, snorts a line a cocaine, pours a bottle of liquor, licks the last drop off the neck (not necessary in that order), turns on the camera, and narcissistically vents to the Internet for 3 to 5 hours about all the hardships of his life as a rich kid, turned failed lawyer, turned streamer. The litany of complaints is often interspersed with crude, sexually charged attempts at humour; edgy use of slurs; opinions of his critics and him definitely NOT caring; flirting with hot, single, and gay internet catfish named Daniel Harris; and lazy takes on week-old stale news headlines. When he feels especially daring, he selects a particular target of his ire and commits what pending litigation may adjudicate to be legal defamation.

To provide a veneer of respectability for these personal coping sessions, he makes sure to yell on increasingly stressed vocal cords about ‘free speech’, ‘liberty’, and other buzzwords and lofty ideals he uses to support his desires to tweak on drugs, alcohol, and wild swinger sex. These occurs both during and between numerous holidays to recover from the mental strain suffered from the onerous schedule of previously described domestic duties. These have a knock-on effect on his late-night streaming show—one consistently put on between 0 and 5 nights a week. Occasionally he feels the need for an encore performance and streams exclusively to a few hundred $5 USD monthly supporters from his kitchen, sunroom, or hot tub with the RAWEST takes on his personal misery and updates in his quest for a life full of Hedonism—and possibly large, African males named Ricardo and Romaine. All the drugs, swinging, alcohol, and general degeneracy eventually led to a police raid on his home and pending felony case for drug possession and child neglect.

For years, this grifter fooled the world into thinking he was a properly based, principled and religious family man, but now he is more than happy to tell you about how fake the image of his life was and the various illicit substances, testicular torsion sex toys, travel, and other numbing agents he employs to combat the pain of continued existence whilst hair follicles, liver, brain cells, and viewer numbers compete to see which of them can be the first to die off completely.

Nick was not born a cow, and for many years he had a general ‘white-pilling effect’ (as described by @Null) on the Farms and the internet Sektur through his seeming deep-rooted convictions and traditional values and lifestyle inherited from his parents and Catholic upbringing. A man deep in the bowels of IBS who still made it home in time to have dinner with his 5 kids and tuck them in with a kiss at night was endearing, but that wholesome image would unravel—taking him from ‘Trad Dad’ to ‘Wet-Brained Coomer’ (eventually 2023 LOTY) in a matter of mere months.

This is his story.


Early Life:

Nick Rekieta, born December 16th, 1981, grew up in Houston, Texas before moving to Lakeville, Minnesota at age 5 or 6 with his father’s job at Cray Computing. Notable events during that time include meeting his best friend Drexel Johnson-Yarbrough (potentially a groomer), having his transformer taken away at daycare; being forced to eat Jell-O; enduring racist police calling the black elementary children on his bus ‘niggers’; and making a ‘kill list’ of classmates he disliked—'traumas' he recounted ad nauseum and blames for ‘depression’ and lack of work motivation in the winter months—when it isn’t his heat allergy. The very same allergy, however, mysteriously vanishes when submerged in the panacean effect of a hot tub.

Daycare Transformer Trauma


Jell-O Hate




In Da Hood!


Kill List

After graduating high school, Nick earned a degree in Creative Writing at South Minnesota State University between games of Everquest, Tae Kwon Do, male cheerleading, and slacking off in his dorm where he instituted an 'underwear-only' dress code. Nick met his future wife, Kayla by joining the cheerleading team with Drexel. Knowing the degree was worthless, he returned for Chemical Engineering afterwards (thinking his grandfather would give him an easy, high-paying job), but quit after half a semester because of the Maths. Before marriage, his plans were to party in graduate school, but after wedding, he moved to rural Minnesota near his wife’s family and into a house his parents likely purchased for them—given the value and his low income employment record for the next decade. He has admitted had a ‘safety net’ with arrangements made to have his school debts repaid (likely wealthy parents)—vehemently denying being a 'trust fund kid' in his early streaming career.

Easy Chemical Engineering Job


House Purchased Before YT , Overspends, and Financial Safety Net


Plan Change with Marriage


27k Per Annum Post-Uni

After being employed post-graduation in retail and entry-level banking positions (one of which he was fired from in 3 days), Nick returned to law school (night class) in his 30's and graduated in 2015, setting up his own practice. During the period between law school and the start of his streaming career in 2017 his family expanded to five children.

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Links copied from the last OP:

Rekieta Law YouTube (http://archive.md/60HHw)
Rekieta Media YouTube Channel (archive)
RekietaLaw Live YouTube Channel (archive)
Stream.me (http://archive.md/4VnF8)
Rekieta Law Twitter (http://archive.md/rqI3p) Permabanned.
Rumble (https://archive.ph/Yjllx)
Rekieta Media Twitter (archive)
Rekieta Media, LLC (archive)
Rekieta Law Odysee (https://archive.ph/Xo98t , https://archive.ph/OK8Yz)
Rekieta Law Live Odysee (https://archive.ph/jBMro , https://archive.ph/W6q37)
Rekieta Media Odysee (https://archive.ph/E4sNY , https://archive.ph/4HNdk)
Facebook (http://archive.md/bt4OE)
Instagram (archive)
Twitch
TeeSpring Store (archive)
Subscribestar (archive)
Patreon (archive)

Besides Nick, there are a few key players in this cow’s story.

Kayla Christine ‘Lady Rackets’ Rekieta (nee Woltjer):

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Wife to Nick, they met in university, and became ‘friends’ through cheerleading. Although they spent a lot of time together, despite Nick’s romantic interest they were not officially a couple until much later because of her recent bad relationship. To circumvent this, Nick adopted the persona of gay man—a tale which spread through their social circle and to Kayla’s parents. Eventually the façade dropped, and they married late in their university career. Speculation exists that Kayla became pregnant, thus the rush, but no evidence supports this theory. She, however, did not complete her original degree (presumably pre-med degree given expressed interest in becoming a doctor) at SMSU after 3 years, but would complete a degree in Early Childhood Education and teaching at Ridgewater College.

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Kayla was introduced to show with the sobriquet ‘Lady Rackets’ (to match Nick’s moniker, ‘Rackets’), however, this was not her first introduction to the Sektur as she had attended Dick Masterson live events (Road Rages) with Nick and a 9 month-old baby at least once and accompanied Nick to the aborted Tonkasaw v. Warski fight in Knoxville. In 2024, Andy would claim that she groped him, but not further evidence has supported this claim.. In her stream debut she appeared slightly manic and over-expressive, but this was correlated initially to her theatre pursuits and many medications and substances she ingests for a plethora of self-confessed mental disorders and stress. She participates in MLMs, alternative medicinal remedies, and has a love of Star Trek and LEGO that she keeps in a shed on the Rekieta property.

She appeared more over time—eventually starting a short-lived YouTube channel of her own. Her involvement culminated in posting racy photos in Nick’s LOCALS chat room, but after receiving mockery and negative attention, she retreated from social media. The few glimpses from them until her arrest revealed she had plastic surgery (theorised to be a result of Nick’s critique of post-pregnancy bodies) that has been described as well… See for yourself…

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More information about Kayla has been collected by other posters in mega-posts in the Nick Rekieta thread, and is linked for convenience. She was arrested alongside him late May 2024.

A selection of clips are below.

Naughty Schoolgirl


The Stripper Pole



Wanted to be a Doctor


Nicotine Salts


Many Maladies and Cures


Insecurity


CBD and MLMs:




Caring about Social Opinion


The Massage Story

Context post


Drexel ‘Drex’ Yarbrough-Johnson:

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Nick’s self-described ‘best friend’ and cow in his own right. Most relevant information about Drexel is contained within his own thread.

Drexel entered Nick’s life in his school days in Lakeville, Minnesota and was indifferent to him before becoming friends--presumably over nerd hobbies. They re-united in university once Drexel transferred in after a sporting injury led to a loss of scholarship. They both studied Creative Writing and after graduation went their separate ways until a blackface picture of Nick resurfaced during Weeb Wars. Nick re-connected and brought Drexel on to explain that it was a costume party joke and provide bona fides that Nick was not racist. He later became a semi-regular guest on the show with his stories of days spent in a swinger lifestyle and harsh opinions of modern women.

In 2023, he has stopped production of his own show that declaimed the whores (pun) of modern women and retreated to a private DISCORD where doxing is required to gain entry. This was done after grooming allegations were circulated based on a story that he disclosed himself. He tosses out vague hints at a return to the camera spotlight, but nothing has happened as of late-2024.


Bob and Celeste Rekieta:

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Bob and Celeste Rekieta have the least visibility in Nick’s public life but are important to mention for their financial support and rearing of Nick. Both worked while Nick was a child: Celeste in an unknown profession, and Bob for Cray computing, leaving Nick in a daycare—the setting of many of his childhood nightmare tales. During his early years in Houston, Texas, Bob would often be away for days or weeks at a time, so he would buy toys and other things for Nick as an apology. They later allowed Nick to have HBO cable in his room at the age of 8—leading to discovery of X-rated entertainment. Later in life, they became his financial supporters, first sending him to university (twice) despite his lackluster performance, then (likely) housing and other things post-marriage and through law school.

Shortly before (and now after) Nick's arrest, they were revealed to be in town, helping with the driving schedule and appearing at child protective hearings.


The Grandparents' Wealth

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Speculations swirled regarding Nick's maternal grandparents', Louis and Peaches Owens, wealth due to multimillion dollar endowments to build hospitals and charities. During Weeb Wars, Louis' will was exposed in an attempt to smear Nick. The will revealed the disbursement of many millions to Nick's maternal family--millions that may have found a way to Nick through his parents. This also confirms that Nick (with only a single (half?) sibling) stands to inherit a lot of money.

How much? A forum user conducted a deep dive or research and the possibilities are explored in their post.

The Rise of Rekieta:

Nick started his career on the internet while operating a small law practice in Spicer, Minnesota. He became a fan of Juju the Cow (Dick Masterson/Dax Herrara) and co-host Maddox’s show, The Biggest Problem in the Universe, and joined the (now banned) Facebook fan group. When Maddox sued Juju, ('The LOLsuit') in November of 2017, Nick began commentating as a lawyer—with favourable prognostications to Juju and mockery of Maddox. Due to contemporary limits on video size, Nick started a YouTube channel near the end of 2017 named ‘RekietaLaw’ with the show’s tongue-in-cheek name ‘Lawsplaining the Interwebs’. This coverage gained popularity among TBPITU fans and adjacent sectors of the internet.

Here he developed what would be his hallmark for many years: reading entire legal documents in popular cases and breaking it down, line-by-line, over a glass or two of scotch or whiskey while giving (oft humourous) colour commentary.

After the ‘LOLsuit’, Nick moved on to cover other cases in 2018 popular among internet denizens, such as Russel Greer vs Taylor Swift, The Mountain Jew: Melinda Scott vs. Null (Multiple times), and ComicsGate topics. He appeared with Ethan Ralph of the Killstream and attended the aborted Warski and Tonkasaw MMA fight in Knoxville. , earning recognition and respect in this for his ready wit, repartee, and legal credentials.

Nick’s success really took off around late February to Early March of 2019 when he began covering the #MeToo-adjacent Vic Mignogna case (a.k.a. Weeb Wars) within the anime voice acting community. This case would gain him a legion of loyal weeb/nerd fans that would donate hundreds of thousands of dollars to the GoFundMe legal fund her started—and Nick personally via YouTube Super Chats. Nick even ended up connecting Vic with an (estate planning) lawyer to represent him in a defamation case, Ty Beard, who ended up losing the case twice—both initially and on appeal.

As Culture War and IBS topics began to peter out, the larger opportunity of high-profile legal cases appeared in late 2021 as Nick launched a new form of entertainment that bridged the gap between CSPAN and True Crime podcasts—legal coverage with a panel of lawyers offering opinions and live commentary. Views and hundreds of thousands of dollars came pouring in during the unfolding legal drama. Nick made law interesting and lowered the bar of entry by offering explanation of court procedure and legal processes in real-time. The Rittenhouse trial in late 2021 and Depp v. Heard trials in mid-2022 (with smaller trials interspersed) added a lot of female True Crime fans to his audience, and they showered him with both attention and money which he spent on expensive art, cars, and lavish vacations. Nick seemed poised for even greater successes.

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A Shelby GT-500 Mustang he crashed into a snow bank directly
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Price: Over $100k USD


Lincoln Navigator
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Price: Over $110k USD
Source


'I Am Not a Cat' Meme Painting
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Price: Charity auction. Likely 4 figures


Hot Tub
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Price: $30k USD


Massage Chair
Price: $10k USD


Johnny Depp Painting
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Price: Unknown
Possibly 80k, but unlikely: Source


Mike Meyers Painting
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Price: Unknown


Joker Painting on Hollywood Sign Tile
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Price: $60-80k USD
Source


EVGA Geforce RTX 3090 ti
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Price: $2200


Sony alpha 7R IV + 24 mm g-prime lens

Price: $3000 + $1300
Source


Shure 535 monitors + 64 audio a18s monitors + custom molds

Price: $300-500 + $3000
Source at 3:11:13


Samsung Galaxy S21 Ultra

Price: $1000-1250
Source at 12:48


Herman Miller Logitech Chair

Price: $1600
Source at 4:00


3K USD Monthly Snack Budget



Kevin Costner Signed Guitar
Price: $15-20k USD
Source


Spending on Hedo vacation
Price: $~5k USD on booking alone

Hookers

Source


Spending on Las Vegas event
- Shopping
- Venue
- Hotel

Spending on Nashville event venue

And MORE!

To illustrate the magnitude of his success: he surpassed 100k concurrent live viewers (more than double the 'official' Law & Crime and CourtTV channels) and took in over $300k USD in Super Chat revenue. For this coverage, he guested on Glenn Beck's radio show, re-tweeted extensively by Jack Poso, tapped for legal expertise by Steven Crowder, a Tim Pool guest, and called-in twice to InfoWars with Owen Schroyer. He would also head to Blaze Studios and guest on Elijah Schaeffer and Sydney Watson's (short-lived) podcast several times. Nick seemed to be ready to make the leap to the big leagues of political and legal commentary in late 2022.

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None of this would pan out as revealed in April 2024.


The Beginning of the End:

LOCALS and Rumble Contracts

With his star on the rise, Nick sought to cement a base of support for his show. Wary of subscription sites like Patreon (who had de-platformed conservative creators) Nick began using conservative-backed alternative 'LOCALS' in late summer 2022—now owned by alternative video platform, Rumble. In the wake of a temporary total ban from YouTube (overturned) and massive social media movement to re-instate him, he garnered more than 5,000 monthly supporters at a rate of $5 USD per month—promising an exclusive gift that has yet to be delivered (as of November 2024). This translated to over $25k USD of support per month.

He ended 2022 strong, signing a 1-year streaming contract with Rumble for an undisclosed 7-figure sum in October. Confident that Rumble and LOCALS were his new home, he went so far as to tell people to STOP supporting him with YouTube memberships and Super Chats, and encourage them to sign up for LOCALS where they would get more attention at less cost, Taking shots at those who flagged him down, he boasted that he was ‘un-cancellable’.

Rumble Contract


Unable to Be Cancelled



Cancel YT Sub for LOCALS








'Uncancellable'



Shunning Former Fans and Content

In late October/early-November 2022 Nick did a hard content pivot—stating he wanted to talk more about ‘relationships’, male-female dynamics, and 'fun' topics. The support he had received made him independent of YouTube and other controlling interests in his life, and for the first time in almost '20 years of pretending to be someone [he was] not' he was finally free to be 'just me'.

Channel content became heavily sexual and drunk streams frequent. Bewildered by the sudden change, old fans began to question the new tack. Later leaks revealed they would reach out to Nick in DM’s, hurt and confused only to receive a rebuff and leave, frustrated. The messages would also further reveal what he thought of some of his more outspoken critics (former fans) wishing they 'would die'.

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This gaslighting approach would be taken with others as well who simply expressed concern for Nick who admitted to drugs and his trip to Hedonism while he publicly downplayed and deflected from these questions.

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The Balldo: The First Open Degeneracy

This persisted from November 2022 through mid-February 2023, as Nick became obsessed with a sex product called the Balldo and related degenerate topics. Advertised as a 'penis that never goes soft', it is a dildo that attaches to the male gonads and allows the user to penetrate their partner with their testicles. This became so emblematic of Nick, that 'Balldo' would become a derogatory name for him.

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Balldo Compilation


First Mention of the Balldo



Manufacturer FAQ

Balldo Manufacturer FAQ Archive

WIRED Balldo Review


Lewdposting and Wine-Moms

In a move of solidarity with the new trial stream fans he had picked up as LOCALS subscribers, Nick abandoned patronage of his long-standing DISCORD server and began spending more time in his single channel LOCALS chatroom. Originally an exclusive perq for subscribers during trial streams, Nick expanded it to a 24/7 service that he branded as ‘free-speech’ and ‘censorship-free’. 300-400 rabid fans would participate actively at any given time until early 2023. Topics varied, but gravitated toward more salacious material, and in a watershed moment, one fan (‘Mandy’) posted a picture of ‘her’ breasts in the chat. This set the tone for Nick’s LOCALS going forward.

Nick Serenades Mandy + Solicits Nudes

Source

Nick Deletes Mandy's LOCALS Lewds

After the ‘Mandy Incident’ garnered positive attention from Nick, more female posters (married, single, young, old, and in relationships) began sharing racy images of themselves, fishing for attention from other chat members, Nick, and his wife who engaged them frequently.

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Vacation and New Outlook on Life and Show
In the midst of a firestorm confrontation between Nick, his old audience, and Post-Depp trial fans, Nick planned a private tropical holiday at an undisclosed location [important later] in late summer of 2022 for he and his wife to de-stress—drunkenly revealing one night it was to Jamaica.

In an August stream from his then-unknown destination (and subsequent streams), Nick recounted his experiences with psychoactive mushrooms, nude beaches, raunchy costume contests, pole-dancing, public sex in a raft, and other degenerate behaviour. In response to continued criticism by longtime fans, Nick called them ‘incel prudes’ who wanted to make people miserable, expressed dislike for legal content, claimed the channel was ‘never a law show’, and told them to fuck off. Nick boasted that the Rumble contract was enough to sustain him without any audience support--guaranteeing more income than ever before.

Jamaica Slip + Hedonism + Ask for Information


Karaoke


Foam Party + Piano Bar


Sex in Raft


Costume Party


Nick on Stripper Pole


Kayla on Stripper Pole

Marriage Stream YouTube

Denial Hedo's Swinger Reputation and Activities


Nude Beach



Required Nudity

'Incel Prudes’ Don't Want Fun



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Never a Law Show!


Never Give Me Money and Leave!


Nick Will Never Change, Even if No Money or Audience


Don't Respect the Show

Eventually Nick and Kayla would post images of themselves taking part in LOCALS' weekly tradition of 'Ass Wednesday' and the 'Bottle Challenge', culminating in a nude picture (taken from behind) at their mystery vacation destination. Nick would later rationalize this as valid audience engagement, but the responding criticism became too much for Kayla. She quickly withdrew after public post to LOCALS denying prominent rumours.

Nick and Kayla Engaged LOCALS Like Other Posters


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It All Comes Tumbling Down:

Schedule Woes and End of Trial Content

Nightly degeneracy fuelled by heavy drinking continued apace into late summer 2022. During the next trial streams, Nick was visibly bored and disengaged; missed days at a time; and dropped some for not being 'fun'. This discontent came to a head in a profession of hatred of trial streaming and that his audience was silly for wanting such boring content.

'Happy Ending Massage' Preferred to Trials



Nick Hates Trial Content + Audience Silly

As the show spiraled into degeneracy, it also became more sporadic. What used to be a reliable 4-5 night weekly average followed by 2-3 nights of gaming or film-watching trickled to perhaps 2-3 shows per week—often with little to no warning of cancellation. As this continued into 2023, strange, elaborate excuses were given like 'Unexpected Date Night', kids' 'late night computer activities', unexpected drives to Minneapolis at 3 AM, fevers of 107 degrees Fahrenheit, and a client emergency (from someone who had not practiced in years), and other vague reasons.

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Compilation

It was later confirmed to be for partying.


Source

Hedonism Identified and the War on Fans
As the end of 2022 neared, Kiwi Farmers (a large part of his former audience) scrutinised his vacation pictures and identified posing and coastline as a Jamaican resort—Hedonism II: a well-known swinger destination.

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This revelation sent shockwaves through the remnants of Nick’s original fanbase with speculation of swinging and cuckoldry abounding. Despite overwhelming evidence, Nick clung to the threadbare pretense of never publicly confirming his destination, so rumours could not be definitvely proven. In October 2024, in response to Nick's DMCA threat to a clipping channel, a former moderator, @Kalea released recent DM's where Nick admitted attending Hedonism II, but claimed he deliberately left enough evidence for people to know where he had gone but avoided outright mentions due to potential family drama.

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In the same exchange, he also claimed the purpose for connecting on social media with male staff at Hedonism (with whom he had bonded over cooking and anime) was to get a dancer there who confided that she was pregnant and about to lose her job 1,000 USD for 'medical expenses'. This was meme'd in a pregnancy scare abortion pay-off by the Farms.

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In response to heavy critique from his (former) fanbase, Nick removed long-time moderators, banned people from his ‘free-speech’ LOCALS, and shuttered his paid DISCORD.

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KF Post

Gay Bars and Public Drug Use

This was promptly followed by investigation of statements about Nick's 2022 birthday celebrations where he and his wife wore matching lingerie. The venue was identified as a gay bar underwear party where he also confessed to drugged sex with her afterwards.

In defence of himself against swinging allegations, Nick would claim practising aggressive monogamy--described as going to bars, night clubs, and other venues where they buy drinks for other people, listen to their stories, and turn down floods of offers for orgies.

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Lesbian Pick up Attempt


MDMA Experience



Warning Signs and Defamation Lawsuits

These changes and conflicts had not gone unnoticed by Nick’s online circle. @Null came to hear of what was happening and was sent clips of what was obviously a very public mid-life crisis. Poking lightly at Nick, he suggested Nick ‘Pull Up’ and correct his course before real damage was done to himself, his family, and his career.

Another earlier event subjected to more scrutiny was a drunk stream in late 2022 where he called another lolcow, Montegraph, a paedophile who ‘always liked to suck little boy cocks’—a line he would later mis-report to others (with 'probably' in place of 'always'). In the stream, Nick dared Montegraph to sue him—he did on December 5th, 2022. Nick hired an expensive 1A lawyer to represent him, vowing never to settle despite his lawyer reporting over 40k USD in costs in 2023 that has likely inflated to 6 figures in 2024.


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Until early 2023, most of Nick's audience and the Farms (even disaffected) bore more resentment for Montegraph, and sentiment was on his side in this case--to the point where Nick planned to fundraise his defence. In a humourous result, Nick's fundraiser stalled just above 12k USD for almost a year while Montegraph's nearly reached it's goal (and surpassed Nick's) in a matter of months. Nick eventually removed his campaign in late 2023 or early 2024, publicly claiming the campaign had 'expired'.


Logging the LOCALS and Departure of the Wine Moms

Hearing the increased volume of lowing from Rekieta, Kiwis began to squeeze for milk. In late January 2023, a chat scraper began archiving all messages in LOCALS chat. Highlights were extracted and posted to the Farms—to the horror of those without any care for privacy. People were doxed, embarrassing details aired, and many left. Nick held the Kiwi Farms responsible for people making the chat 'hostile'.

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Decline of LOCALS:



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Nick would later recant this opinion in April of 2024.


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The best revelation from LOCALS was that the high visibility poster ‘Mandy’ (the one posted breasts pictures and was a sexual tease) was revealed to be a catfish named Daniel Harris. Details have come out that all but confirm the fact. ‘She’ has since vanished from LOCALS—who maintain she IS a woman, and--even if not--what ‘she’ did was NOT ‘cat-fishing’ according to a painfully contorted definition .

In the middle of 2023, Nick would take an almost 3 week vacation break with no shows, electronic communication, or engagement with his fans who fell into a state of despair. In contrast to his last summer vacation (where the destination was disastrous) he would merely refer to it as 'a beach out west'. Most Farmers interpreted that as an attempt at deception and accept that he returned to Hedonism II on the west side of Jamaica, but no evidence has been levied for or against that conclusion.


Cowdom Declared:

As Nick’s destructive behaviour continued unabated through mid-to-late-2023, his thread was eventually moved from the Multimedia to Internet Famous (later Grift Wars then Balldoverse)—a symbolic point of his history with the Farms. The rapport between him and Josh soured due to Nick’s non-specific complaints about the farmers’ rule-breaking behaviour and refusal to elaborate, Nick would formally disavow his thread and the Farms, call Josh an ‘autistic retard who does not understand social cues’, and cease direct communication near the end of 2023

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Failed Change and Lolcow of the Year 2023

With flagging numbers and increasing reliance on alcohol, Nick had several abortive attempts in 2023 to curb degeneracy and create new content for his fans. He eventually admitted some of his critics were correct, but in a backhanded manner, insisting that it is nigh impossible to accept advice from non-streamers.

Critics Gave Advice in a 'Faggy' Way


At the end of May 2023, during a professed attempt at change, Nick drunkenly lusted over ‘Mandy’, describing all the explicit things he would do to ‘her’ if he were single. He apologised the night after. However, in that apology, he would clarify that his audience could not warn him about going too far because 'creators' need to realise things on their own.

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He also announced brand new content series of interviews in 2023 that petered out at 2 episodes in over 10 months, and LOCALS exclusives video series on Faith, Masculinity, and How-To guide on streaming that never materialised.

The ’MAN-dy’ revelations were featured on the site’s front page during the 2023 Julay’s, and in combination with Null’s coverage of Nick’s antics on MATI, propelled him to landslide victory.

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In 2024 he announced a 'sober January' (credited to Cecil Says), quickly emended to 'sober streaming January' then subsequently changed to 'sober while streaming on my show January' when caught drinking in a hot tub with his wife and April and Aaron Imholte of SteelToe Morning Show.


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Gleeful Return to Liquor

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The Reckoning of Money and Audience:

Channel Statistics

The jarring shift in content in late 2022/early 2023, disrespect for his audience, and unreliable schedule dwindled his audience. Many watched solely trial content and ceased support when it did or when shows became sporadic. His YouTube channel has lost 24,000 subscribers (as of April 2024). The 5,000+ LOCALS paid supporters have fallen off, and, as of early 2024, there are only ~50 active in his chat during a stream—with off-peak below 10.

Super Chats decreased (second post) (third post) with 82% year-over-year decline from 2023 to 2024 in the first 3 months. Basic categorisation shows a correlation to changing content. Of the chats received, many were hostile or trolling.

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Rumble Renegotiations

With vague notions of these trends apparent to observers, Nick’s chances at Rumble contract renewal were questioned in late 2023, concurrent with the MAN-dy revelations. Details revealed by Nick were: a 1-year performance period, 14 monthly shows, 1-hour YouTube/Rumble switch, 14 monthly LOCALS post-streams, among other requirements. In late December through February 2023, he talked about renewal, asserting (contrary to prior statements) the contract has NOT lapsed. and expressed interest in deeper partnership, a new outlook for the show, and more regular schedule. This was seen as a ploy to court Rumble in negotiations which ultimately failed.

LOCALS Contract NOT Renegotiated (Late 2023)


1 Year Contract 2023, Starting January 1st


14 Rumble Shows Per Month




Required YT/Rumble Switch

On March 1st, 2024, Nick discontinued regular LOCALS streams entirely, bragging he no longer was required to do them (Speculated as evidence of contract non-renewal). He claimed this would motivate more content because contractual requirements demotivate him. Despite this he had 0 LOCALS shows for most of 3 months, but returned on April 22nd with a livestream re-re-iterating solid plans for new content, more streams, and at least 2 podcasts! One potentially with Dax Hererra--his internet daddy!

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He would finally admit loss of the original contracts on April 20, 2025--citing his personal troubles as the reason for non-renewal.



The Spiteful Plunge into Swinging; Arrest; Drug and Child Neglect Charges

By April 2024, Nick had fully cemented his position as a cow by completely alienated his old audience and shedding much of his new audience due to the every increasing bevy of unfulfilled promises and cancelled shows. He had become a popular topic on the Farms, and his physical condition continued to deteriorate while a shrinking group of room temperature IQ fans and flock of detractors watched--when he bothered to stream. As if determined to uphold the noble tradition of LolCow of the Year 2023, Nick managed to further worsen his own situation.

Attacking Former Fans and Splitting Hairs over CP Definitions

In a particularly low point, Nick lashed out at a particular Kiwi Farms user (and former fan) that had reached out to Nick for help in a time when they were a danger to themselves. Nick had given them his mobile number and served as emergency medical contact for them. He mocked said user and denigrated them for about an hour in an unhinged rant.

Dear John Rant (28 minutes)

He would repeat this spiteful behaviour with another Super Chatter, doxxing their profession.


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Nick also had a very pedantic conversation with Kurt Meijer of Uncivil Law channel on YouTube about the proper classification of child pornography.



Swinging Partners in Crime

The real plunge, however, was related to his close association with the Imholte's of SteelToe Morning Show that began when they met at Chrissie Mayer's comedy show in late October 2023 (and Nick's horrific stand-up debut [Transcript: Pt. 1, Pt. 2, Pt. 3], Some 'Jokes') deepened to the point where they have visited the Rekieta residence on many weekends--notably ones where Nick cancelled Monday and Tuesday shows--, borrowed his streaming setup, and streamed with him in their hot tub. Their children had even visited and played together.

As rumours of 'swinging' rose in intensity once more and criticisms of Nick were raised to the Imholtes, there were several occasions where their show was dedicated to defense of Nick and deflection.

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NOT a Swinger Hot Tub Stream


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Fight Nick's Trolls!

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This relationship resulted in Nick representing April in a traffic citation where (true to his Non-Practicing Lawyer moniker) he would no-show at the Zoom appearance, resulting in a default guilty verdict.


Incensed by speculation, Aaron addressed rumours that same evening.

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Spaghetti-O De-BOONK!

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Aaron's Breaking of Ranks and Arrest for Drugs and Child Neglect

This friendship was not to continue... There was troubles in the Rekietaverse, and it was discovered that Aaron filed for divorce from his wife (who weeks earlier had left the co-host spot). Shortly after, Aaron began making veiled gibes at both his soon-to-be-ex and Nick--who was presumed to be housing her during the separation. Escalating hints and barbs were traded by Nick and Aaron on their respective streams up until May 23rd, 2024 when local police executed a warrant on Nick's residence, discovered over 25 grammes of cocaine, drug paraphernalia, and guns, and arrested and charged Nick, Kayla, and April Imholte.

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The arrest followed a particularly disturbing stream (ARCHIVE) on May 21st where Nick discussed his appeal loss in his defamation lawsuit. During the stream he was very disheveled, incoherent, insulted the judge in his case, and appeared to masturbate on camera. This was another shock to an audience that had thought Nick had sunk about as low as he could, and was retroactively dubbed 'Cokestream' in the style of Ethan Ralph's 'Pillstream'. He would private the video on YouTube and Rumble the following day.

The legal thread should be consulted for exact details of the case, but the initial analysis from fellow law streamers was that Nick's case was not likely to be serious in consequences and would be dismissed with probation or similar. Most rushed to defend him, or issue statements of support and concern. However (in addition to the child neglect), the felony drug charges brought at arraignment were upgraded from a 5th degree to a 2nd degree possession charge based on the findings of the raid and carry a maximum penalties up to 25 years--exclusive of the neglect charges and the separate CPS investigation. Nick and Kayla bonded out on 50k USD bail each the next day, and the children were presumably taken in by nearby relatives.

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It was later revealed that the basis for such a raid was a report made by the pastor of their local church based on no less than 4 reports of his parishioners. It is also notable that the warrant mentions that his Cokestream was reviewed as part of the investigation and provided the basis for suspicion of drug use in the home. This warrant was signed by none other than Hon. Fischer--his old legal nemesis and the presiding judge in his defamation case.






Mainstream and Spurned Swinger Response

The shockwaves of the arrest reached into the normie world as Fox and Daily Mail ran articles on the arrest, and Nick's streaming colleagues were forced to reconsider their stances. Some stood with him still, decrying government overreach and conspiracy, while others took a step back--admitting the charges were very serious and the outlook uncertain, if not going so far as to call the affair and his behaviour 'disgusting' and reprehensible. Many streams have been hosted by streamers and critics, and Nick has responded in typical passive-aggressive fashion on his own stream and in DMs to other streamers. He has become a fairly popular topic of discussion, and trended on X (the platform formerly known as Twitter) for a day.

This arrest seemed to spur Aaron to foster more frank disclosure about his relationship with the Rekietas. On his own show and appearances on the Kino Casino, the Killstream, and Alex Stein's show, he wove a torrid tale of drug use, swinging, and general deviance that he, April, and the Rekietas engaged in. He confirmed most rumours circulating on the Farms (i.e. drug use, swinging, cancelling shows, etc...), and painted himself as a remorseful participant who was ousted from the polycule when he evinced hesitancy to plunge as deeply as the others. While he is not the most objective source, much of what he has said can be passably corroborated--and has been--in this thread.

See Elissa Clips' channel for the complete library.









In August of 2024, even his long-time friend Drexel--the longest friendship we know of that reaches back into their childhood--has cut ties with Nick over 'lies' he has told him. Nick maintains that it was a misunderstanding. The loss of support from his closest friend is a bad omen.

Drexel Cuts Ties with Nick



A Child Tests Positive for Cocaine and Sealing of Family Court Records

In perhaps the most shocking revelation, mere hours before Nick's planned triumphant return stream on Youtube and Rumble, documents were leaked to the Farms via a burner account reveling that hair follicle drug testing had indicated that one of the youngest children in the Rekieta household had tested postiive for cocaine metabolites at 10x the false positive threshold.

Debate has raged in the thread (spurred by experts, internet experts, and Balldo himself) as to the exact meaning of this result, the effect on the results based upon immature physiology, the type of test, the error associated with the test, and other factors, but what is known is that having even one child out of five test positive is definitely not a good look.

Nick spent much of that return stream whinging and complaining about private information being released, doubling down on the 'no one has full story', painting his critics as 'bootlickers' for the government for believing the documents, not denying the authenticity of the document, and other deflections. His mods in chat were active sweeping up critical opinions and deleting many Super Chats that were trolling or critical. Nick seems intent on a gaslighting approach and response to his controversy.

Nick's tactics of choice were to deride his critics, claiming that no one has the full story and that some of them are uninformed hypocrites and focused on money and clout who are government boot-lickers. Despite his profession that he would NOT be addressing his case, he continued to do so, seething at other streamers who covered his case in an uncomplimentary fashion and insulting the law enforcement and prosecutorial staff in his case. He accused the leaker of the intial documents of committing a crime, and sought to seal his family law case to prevent further leaks.

More recently, he seems to have given up on his long touted plans for more streaming and trial content, and streams has slowed to a trickle. The one change he has managed is a change to the show studio that consisted of re-arranging his show backdrop to remove alcoholic references--likely due to bail conditions and CPS case regarding substances abuse. Rather than increase, his streaming schedule has contracted to the point of no more than a handful of streams per month--usually when he feel like he has something to gloat over to put down his detractors--for which he receives a modest amount in negative attention Super Chats. These have been rare, and between August and November, he has had only a handful of streams.

More legal documents were leaked to the Farms through June and July 2024 containing the initial CPS hearing transcripts in Nick's family case. Sections of testimony were released each time Nick would stream. This coincided with less frequency of streaming, and it is supposed that the sword of Damocles over his head made him wary of streaming. However, although Nick managed to get the court records sealed, his streaming cadence--rather than increase--dwindled to nothing in later September.



The Fight for Bodycam Footage, Revenge Porn Charges, and the Future of the Qover

Although quiet in the streaming front, Nick was kept very busy by the courts completing drug substance programmes and some level of drug monitoring (Nick claims 5-7 times per week From May/June until September). He took the time to disclaim that he was in 'recovery' not 'rehab' and how he was not a real addict and how out-of-place he felt going there with 'addicts'. he also explained how he spends his time helping his 'magician' lawyer find the 'magic words' to dismiss his charges.

Recovery is NOT Rehab


Almost Daily Urine Tests for Months are Accurate:


Nick is Not Like Other Addicts:


Nick Speedran 'Recovery' NOT 'Rehab:


No One Understands Addiction (Except Nick):


Nick Helps His Lawyer Find 'Magic Words' to Make Case Go Away:

Despite these demands on his time, Nick sprang fully into action when Null expressed interest in obtaining the body-worn camera footage from the day of Nick's arrest in order to confirm the state of Nick's house. Reports of an unkept and unhygienic house that had percolated out from streamers and inferences from the police reports sparked interest in confirming the state of neglect in cleaning of the home. After receiving a quotation of 6k USD for the processing with required redactions, a fundraiser was set up to obtain it and was easily met in a matter of hours. After no doubt furious behind-the-scenes scrambling and public accusations on Twitter that Farmers want to dox his children, Nick succeeded in stalling the release of the footage. The only possible caveats for release are:

1. The footage is entered into evidence at a trial and becomes public

2. Someone in the footage consents to the release.

Null has made the offer compensating Nick, April, and Kayla to consent to the release, but none have responded.

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With all this legal work, most would be tired of dealing with the courts, but after his seemingly successful defensive tactics, Nick was ready to shift to the offensive. Wearied of Aaron Imholte's commentary and shade-throwing mockery on his YouTube show, Nick got Kayla to file a report with local police that ended up with Aaron charged with 2 counts of revenge pornography--one felony and one misdemeanour. As a condition of the charge, Aaron was also served with a restraining order enjoining him from talking publicly about Kayla. The basis of the claim stems from Aaron sharing a nude image of Kayla with another streamer and his fiancée on a co-hosted stream. Legal were kiwis are divided on Aaron's conviction prospects for the felony, but there is at least some chance of a dismissal or plea down in severity.

The case was eventually pled out on April 10, 2025 for a 50 USD fine, probation, and a no-contact order for 2 years with a supplemental domestic abuse evaluation. Aaron talked about this additional 'win for the Toe' after the deal was concluded, and (at least publicly) professes remorse over his action as he discussed the fallout--something Nick has been lacking.

Regardless of the disappointing (to Nick) outcome, Nick has performed a great service to the Farms in confirming his legal status of 'cuck' via this attempt to spite Aaron.

Aaron's problems (new and old) outside the now broken polycule, however, did nothing to help the remaining 3 members in their own--unless it salved their ego for the short time the charges remained pending. They stayed together briefly, and the three attended tattoo conventions together with Nick and April allegedly sighted together in Spicer. April was confirmed to be living at the second Rekieta home that was then up for sale (now sold). Her clothes and possessions are in the home listing photographs and 3D tour. These same clothes and possessions have been matched to photos worn by April in Instagram and Facebook images. Some hilarious highlights spotted by keen-eyed kiwis include the Hiroshima nuclear blast/Silent Hill Murder shower and confirmation that April is experiencing hygiene issues with her female bits.

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Eventually the throuple would drift apart in late 2024. Nick would eventually say that they had 'broken up' and that April was no longer his 'girlfriend'. In the same clip Nick claimed April no longer lived at the house he was selling (later sold January 9th, 2025), and it seems that removal of April was likely a sticking factor in his criminal or CPS negotiations. April would remain absent from Nick's life for months until it was revealed that she was not living with her parents, as assumed by Aaron and many others, but instead located a mere 15 minutes from Nick in Wilmar, Minnesota!

In another inexplicable fascination with accruing legal trouble, Nick provided screenshots to Patrick Melton (Dick Masterson's new co-host and admitted MAP) that purported to show that Aaron (Nick's sworn nemesis at this point) perused both Nick's KF thread and porn sites via his Google account history. Nick touted this as an embarrassment for Aaron, but what was supposes to be a benefit to Nick might just have backfired again. Aaron claims that there are ongoing FBI investigations into several parties involved in obtaining and disseminating the details of Aaron's Google accounts. Nick and Patrick Melton have since backed off and claimed it was all a joke, and no confirmation of an investigation outside Aaron's word has yet been shared.


Nick Spergs at Detractors Online and Finds New Frens

Despite being largely absent in streaming and the internet in any capacity (He has not streamed on YouTube between August 28th, 2024 and November 2nd, 2024 and only twice on LOCALS in that) , Nick's few appearances (especially those in October 2024) have been marked as revelatory. His initial blanket statement that he could not talk about his case does nothing to prevent tweet storms and Super Chats that provide content in what had been a months-long drought.

Nick has claimed sobriety since mid-2024 (May or June dependent on the tweet), and he has also (finally) publicly admitted to use of cocaine.

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By no means should these admissions be taken as indicia of the turning of a new leaf. freed from the need to stream regularly, Nick apparently spends his days online (despite claiming otherwise) in the Youtube comment section and live chats of detractors. When those are not available, he patronises Patrick Melton (an Aaron Imholte a-log) and other a-logs with Super Chats who makes sexual jokes about children (Aaron's specifically). He goes so far to use an AI voice bot with their names and faces to allow Super Chats to erotic role-play the 10 year-old daughter...

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While cultivating... interesting... new social connections, Nick has burned another old bridge with the operator of the Elissa Clips YouTube channel, rescinding the unrestricted permission to clip his show previously given and would pursue DMCA strikes of his content unless they were transformative.

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This upset many kiwis and other commentary streamers who make use of the clips for their own shows, and there was a hue and cry denouncing this rescission and the further example of hypocrisy. Nick, in response, claimed that he was merely refusing to be held hostage any longer to 'principles' that were used to brow beat him. Combing back through old clips, we find Nick's definition of 'hypocrisy' differs radically from the common understanding.



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This overt act inspired the former moderator responsible for the first set of fan DM leaks to return and leak more context of her prior conversations in 2022 and 2023 as well as day-old Twitter DMs where she called him to account for his behaviour.

In the most humourous turn of events, Nick did not limit himself to narrow responses to the accusations, but, un-prompted, began to justify his behaviour over the last 18 months and share details of his Hedonism II vacation--providing firsthand confirmation after years of public obfuscation. These details included denial of non-monogamy, claims he bonded with staff over 'cooking' and 'anime', and that he tried to send 1,000 USD to a dancer they met there for 'medical expenses'. It is safe to say that none of this had proceeded as Nick expected.

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He has hilariously also allowed his law licence to lapse for 3 days--then again in the end of the year. It has now been delinquent for months due to failure to maintain education training credits, and he is no longer authorised to practice law.

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Nick the Felon

As Nick's legal case progressed, it gained enough interest that some of his local former fans attended hearings.

Initial Report:


Interview of In-Person Observer:

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He later spoke with her again, directly when she attended another hearing to report.

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His legal case experienced several denials of motions and for a while seem poised to be set for trial with Kayla's and April's. Rumours began to swirl in early 2025 of talks of settlement, with Nick himself confirming that he was 'close' to a deal and expects to close at his next plea hearing.



These talks would conclude with a plea agreement entered that would see Nick take full responsibility for all the drugs discovered in his home and drop the charges for both Kayla and April.

Nick accepted this deal at his sentencing on April 18th, 2025. K was there once more and gave her thoughts to a somewhat hostile Will Herren in a heavily edited interview.

We are Back Streaming

Nick announced his triumphal return to streaming to be the date of his sentencing. However, his actual return was postponed until the next day due to 'audio issues' and the implementation of a TTS system called SuperTips created by Patrick Melton. Preceded by a LOCALS stream, in his first public stream he would spend hours coping over the results of his case, the public employees involved in it, and his detractors--taking an hour to berate Kurt of Uncivil Law in an EFAP style seething reaction to one of his streams.

Expressing no remorse and only regret for being caught out, he advocated for abolition of drug laws and descried the unfair treatment of his criminal case with vague implications of mis-conduct for members of his family, the county, the court, and others--the proof of which he said he may or may not share one day. It was readily apparent he had learned absolutely nothing.

He would also dox April's local address when sent to him via SuperChat and censor any mention of her and other incriminating words from his TTS system.





The Future

What is next?

Who truly knows to what depths a cow will plunge? Their antics would drive many a Cassandra mad with fury, but Nick continues for the moment upon much the same course of non-streaming action.

Nick's support has hit an all-time low with an almost dead and inactive LOCALS support platform. Few other creators offer him more than pro forma words of support, and only Megan Fox wrote him a favourable letter to the court in advance of this criminal sentencing. With Nick beginning probation, the thread sits eagerly and watches the drama set to unfold in both the short term between Nick and his orbiters with his legal cases, and laughs. More detractors and former fans flock to join the Farms alongside normies who are just hearing about Nick. New things from Nick's past are discovered occasionally as contemporary developments continue to break in the thread. Nick has become a cow, and it is the purview of all cows to provide milk--and he has done (and continues to do) so in volume.


Will it be an update in his defamation case? Some new, scandalous skeleton from his past uncovered? A violation of his probation? A divorce? A sperg-out at a detractor? A drug or alcohol-fueled rage? Redemption and rehab?

Who knows! We just hope it is funny.


LIST OF CONTRIBUTORS:

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NICHOLAS ROBERT REKIETA/ REKIETA LAW/ RACKETS

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Nicholas Robert Rekieta is described in official court filings as “an internet shock jock”. Several nights a week, starting at 11 PM US Central time he takes to the camera and microphone from his man cave surrounded by alcohol and the art of his adoring fans to opine on the latest legal, internet and cultural dramas of the day. A diagnosed Narcoleptic and Alcoholic, these streams can last for hours often not ending until the sun rises over North America and normal people wake up, start heading to work and are shocked to discover Rekieta is still streaming.

But who is Nick Rekieta? To answer that question we must learn Science. Specifically, the life cycle of Stars. And not just any stars, oh no. I am talking about the most energetic and shortest-lived stars in the universe, Internet Stars! To explain this oftentimes confusing phenomenon, I shall use as an example one of the brightest internet stars to ever exist. Nicholas Robert Rekieta.



PHASE 1: STELLAR FORMATION

Before a Star is to form there must be potential. A tug of gravitation that over time can coalesce into the bright shining beacon we know today. In the case of this star, it was a bored family man looking for a hobby to interrupt the absolute mediocrity that was his Middle American life. Rekieta was, when he still practiced law a one man enterprise that did “whatever paid the bills”. Speeding ticket? He’s got you. Need a quick divorce? Sure. Got caught with a dime bag of weed? He’s your guy. His lawfirm, Rekieta Law, was by all accounts modestly successful. Pulling good reviews from clients, and while not notable, was enough to ensure his wife and children got to live comfortably. The American dream personified in one family unit. Had things taken the usual course, they would have gone unnoticed by all as the various molecules that made up their collective existence dissipated into the void of infinity. But in this case, things were different.
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Rekieta with his hometown chamber of commerce celebrating his firms opening. A simpler time.

All stars form from the accumulation of gas and dust caused by Supernovas. Internet Stars however are unique in that they form from Drama Supernovas more than any other explosion. The Star N. Rekieta 2017 YT Emerged from a Gas Cloud that resulted from the explosion of the podcast The Biggest Problem in the Universe hosted by George Ouzounian and Dax Herrera. Better known as Maddox and Dick Masterson. This was a particularly violent explosion too, as the break up between Maddox and Masterson devolved into a back and forth trolling campaign between the two sides fans that included facebook ads making fun of Maddox, much to his rage.

In 2017, Maddox filed a lawsuit against Masterson and several others alleging an entire litany of grievances. The filing was...dramatically bad. Really bad. So bad in fact it coined the term Lolsuit. Yes, this is the emergence of the very term now used every day by millions on social media. A New York State civil complaint made by a jilted e-celeb against his former partner. A complaint so badly written and applied that the judge ruling on it opined that “this complaint is such a mess…I can't address these issues because I can't specifically point to what's being alleged.”

At the time, Rekieta was just a humble fan of Dick Masterson, but being a lawyer from rural Minnesota, he felt had something to offer to the conversation. So he got in front of a Webcam and published a Youtube video going over the Maddox complaint.

This led to Dick Masterson bringing him onto his new program The Dick Show, introducing Rekieta as a “Dick Head” who was also a lawyer


He was so well received by the Audience that they encouraged him to go into more detail about the legal ins and outs about the lolsuit. Rekieta agreed and began to roll out streams where he would read out loud every filing in the case to a small but increasingly dedicated group of viewers. Thus, a Star Was Born.

But what kind of Star?



PHASE 2: STELLAR FUSION (the invention of reading all Super Chats Out Loud)

Thanks to the Lolsuit, Rekieta had managed to form into a young internet star. Still small, but rapidly accumulating more fans thanks to his crossover with Dick Masterson’s ongoing drama. What really made this stellar formation unique however was the invention of reading Super Chats out loud. Super Chats were something that had been introduced on youtube in January of 2017 and were at the time assumed to be a way to get everyone in the chat to read a highlighted comment. Rekieta however was the first Internet Star known to science to discover the para-social power of the Super Chat feature.

Starting in late 2017, early 2018 he began to make it a point to read ALL the super chats aloud on stream and respond to each one of them no matter how much money was offered. This was a key innovation as before this streaming was not very big on YouTube which focused more on the podcast and vlog format. What streams did exist rarely read out all the super chats, usually only noticing a few of the bigger ones. I have looked about for months now, and it is confirmed by SCIENCE that Rekieta was THE FIRST Star to do this. What is now considered standard practice in the internet streaming business was invented by Nick Rekieta for his streams about the lolsuit. It was an instant sensation. Not only did it increase chat engagement with Nick, it also encouraged viewers to stick with the show until their paid for super chat ultimately got read out loud by Rekieta. This led to the formation of an intensely parasocial relationship between Nick and his Fans. One even wrote a song about him that projected all their beliefs into what he represented into one 3 minute guitar ballad.


Due to the dearth of lolsuit content, and a need to chase this increasingly lucrative monetary stream, Rekieta began branching out into other legal drama’s such as the lawsuits around Russel Greer suing Taylor Swift, and Comicsgate. Nicks channel began to be a recurring late-night appearance that took on a radio talk show format complete with super chats being listener “call ins”. As his stellar mass increased, a gravity well began to form, and other celestial internet objects began to orbit. One such personality was Yellowflash, who first interacted with Rekieta due to the Comicsgate drama. This celestial confluence would ultimately lead to Rekieta going from a mundane star to one of the brightest in the youtube firmament.



PHASE 3: MIDDLE AGE STAR (The Weeb Wars and the Rittenhouse Trial)

Searching for new dramas to talk about, Nick came across an obscure kerfuffle in the Anime space. Not just Anime, but even more niche. The English Dubbing of Anime for American localization. The far, far inferior version of the genre. It is still unknown by scientists to this day why so much money is spent on dubs when subs are freely and cheaply available and allow for far more artistic fidelity to the original work. But such debates are immaterial to this discussion.

Where was I? Oh yes, Anime Voice actors. Rekieta was introduced to a drama surrounding the voice actor of prominent Anime characters like Edward Elric from Full Metal Alchemist and Broly from Dragon Ball Super; Victor Mignogna. Vic, according to Twitter was a very bad boy. He had the temerity of believing on God, a scientifically disproven phenomenon, and engaging in sexual relations with women. A disgusting pastime and one I am very proud to say I have never dabbled in. Even so, the accusations are clearly disproven after an even cursory examination of Mignogna’s fashion sense and speaking style.

I will not bore you all with the pedantic details beyond this, but if you are interested there is literally an entire subforum for it. Anime man bad because random people on twitter said so, and Anime man was cancelled. Here now, was a drama for Rekieta to really latch on too, and by all accounts he genuinely supported Mignogna’s cause. Using his platform, Rekieta raised a quarter million dollars for Mignogna. The fatal mistake was made however when Rekieta recommended his families Probate Attorney, Ty Beard to Vic, rather than an actual civil litigator experienced in defamation and reputation law. Ultimately Vic’s lawsuit would go down in flames due to procedural errors before the merits could even be argued. But not before Rekieta drew the biggest numbers yet to his streams as he read through every single filing in the case, much like with the lolsuit.

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Ty Beard and Vic Mignogna at the Chupp trial.

This led to many accusing Nick of being a Grifter first, and a lawyer second as by all accounts the failure of Mignogna’s lawsuit was an entirely unforced error caused by the incompetence of the attorney who Nick recommended for Vic, Ty Beard. An old friend of Nick’s family and a probate attorney who handled the estate of his grandfather. Not someone skilled in or known to practice Defamation law. Something that is inherently tricky in the United States due to 1st Amendment limitations. In Ty's defense however, it needs to be noted that the Judge in the case also made some very questionable decisions that lead up to the filing error. Failing to Notarize a petition and affidavits. As consequence the Judge ruled there was no evidence in record before the court and thus the lawsuit could not be sustained due to lack of evidence.

The spectacular failure of the Anime lawsuit did not however, put a damper of Rekieta’s channel growth. He continued to receive convention invitations, leading to some awkward photos with his wife (more on that later), and his metrics only continued to improve. By 2021, Rekieta was declared informally among the group of orbiters now circling his star to be the “Pope of Lawtube”. A sort of in joke referencing “Popehat”, the perceived leader of Law Twitter. All of whom were lawyers in their own right essentially copying Nick Rekieta’s format of reading legal briefs, commenting on the daily drama and reading all the super chats.

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Pope Rekieta

And all of them wanted to be on Rekieta’s show. How fortunate then that the trial of the infamous Kenosha Kid, Kyle Rittenhouse was getting under way. Rittenhouse was famous or infamous depending on your perspective for shooting a convicted child rapist, a convicted wifebeater who had just been released from a mental hospital, and another wifebeater who had been found guilty of felony strangulation. All good people to be sure, but the question was whether or not Rittenhouse was actually acting in Self Defense.

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Lawofselfdefense, Andrew Branca

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Legal Mindset, Andrew Esquire (What is it with the Andrews?)

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LegalBytes (Aline Maizeka), currently excommunicated

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Drexel, Nicks childhood friend

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Uncivil Law, Kurt Mueller

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David Freiheight, VivaFrei

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Nate the Lawyer, Nate Broady

and many, MANY more

His metrics were looking good. VERY good.
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For Weeks Rekieta presided over the trial at the head of a massive panel of lawyers all clamoring for some clout and a piece of Rekieta’s audience. It was by all accounts the best coverage of the trial as virtually all official streams from outlets like Law and Crime and the Washington Post were just playing the in court camera feed uninterrupted with no commentary while on Nicks channel you could have up to 5 attorneys opining on the proceedings like it was an MMA Fight Panel. The audience ate it up and at its peak Rekieta was amassing more then 100,000 viewers, which drew the ire of establishment media like the aforementioned Law and Crime

Youtube would subsequently suppress Rekieta’s show in their algorithm and the show would never again reach the rarified heights of 6 figure concurrent viewership. But the deed was done. Rackets had finally evolved into a mature and expanding stellar mass, pulling in ever more orbiters. Yet like all aging stars, something terrible was happening beneath the surface. Where once the pure Hydrogen of Content was being turned into the Helium of Money, now the Star that is Nick Rekieta began to fuse heavier internet elements. Degeneracy, Drama and E-Thots.


OLD STAR AND STELLAR EXPANSION

Before we begin this, the penultimate chapter on Internet Stardom, we must talk about my unpaid intern and delivery driver MindlessObserver. He wants it to be know that on June 1 he earnestly prayed for nicks success as he entered the most dangerous phase of Internet Stardom. Stellar Expansion. Oh the naïve fool.


You see, Rekieta has a problem. A common through line from his earliest content to the present. The “Iron” in the core of this star, if you will.

Alcohol. Nick has always incorporated Alcohol as a recurring prop on his streams. More recently however he has been drinking noticeably greater quantities of it. To the point that if you stick around long enough on his hours long streams he is likely to be completely shit faced. Leading to some…unfortunate clips. In fact, you will note that prior to his Alcoholism really taking off in 2022 Nick managed to keep a largely staid and professional veneer over his content. No longer.

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Oh, you hate to see it.

The Alcohol Abuse did not just lead to social media consent accidents. As all Stars expand beyond the ability of their own gravity to hold together, orbiters get burned. Over 2022, Nick Began to cover the Johnny Depp trial, leading to a bevy hatewatchers from the Amber Heard Camp looking for a reason, ANY reason to get Nicks channel banned. Some were other members of the “lawtube” professionally jealous of Nick. The biggest example of this being The Legal Bytes Drama which burst out following Rekieta’s temporary suspension in the Summer of 2022.







Other hate watchers were rumored to be paid professionals of Amber’s reputation management firm, and nonprofits who are paid big bucks to watch conservative “hate content”. Nick was in the Big Leagues now, with some powerful institutions and political agendas aware of him. Like Media Matters (A). This is when you need to be extra careful. Something Alcohol is very, very bad at helping with. Such as when responding to copyright takedown notices from a major media empire in bed with the US Government, you write a profanity laced screed. Youtube was not impressed with this and despite the merits of his position (it was fair use) the way it was handled led to a community guideline strike and a suspension in the summer of 2022, and then two more in succession throughout the year.

This is a problem, because at 3 strikes your channel is deleted. Nick was already dancing a fine line with this subject matter and antics. His non-youtube viewers on alt tech also don’t help when you are a major up and coming figure in the commentary space. I mean, what could possibly be upsetting to youtube and its advertisers?

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This stream, brought to you by Coca-Cola and Marjory Taylor Green

It all came to a head when the Keffals Kerfuffle broke out in September of 2022. Now, full disclosure, up until this point Nick was a good friend of the Farms and frequently had Null on as a guest for his shows. So when Keffals began the Internet Janny Jihad to take down the Kiwifarms, Nick covered it. To include reading outloud the entire Keffals OP to his audience. Unfortunately, while doing this Nick was also drinking. HEAVILY.

This led him to say rather infamously (and completely plastered) that “Keffals needs to be put on the Wall with other Maps” Keffals and his followers had been waiting for any excuse to get Rekieta banned and they seized on this as a death threat. Rekieta was promptly banned off youtube with a community guideline strike. This was, his second strike. After being restored, he read aloud Bar Complaints that included the names of the people who sent them. All related to the Keffals Drama which the hate watchers then used as an excuse to report and get him banned a third and final time. Ostensibly permanently. This also led to the Minnesota Ethics Board to open a formal enquiry into Rekieta. Something that he had thus far avoided.


While his channel would be restored, the writing was on the wall. Nick could no longer maintain his shock jock image and he has since signed an exclusivity deal with Rumble and is curtailing his youtube presence.

STELLAR SUPERNOVA

We finally reach the end stage of a Stars life. Supernova. As the heavy elements and degeneracy in the heart of an Internet Star reach critical mass, it can no longer carry the weight of the Stars success. Over a long period of time, and then all at once the Star collapses before exploding outward in a beacon that lights up the heavens and the community happenings tab on Kiwifarms. What remains after is entirely up to chance. Some stars are simply…gone. Like Mundane Matt. Others become Black Holes, perpetually sucking in more drama into an endless maw that while observable is repugnant to look at too long. Like Ethan Ralph. Other simply remain for countless eons as White Dwarfs. The burning ember of a once great light doomed to wander the galaxy of the internet, observable but unremarkable. Like Jim Sterling post gender reveal.

Rekieta’s fate is to be determined as it has not exploded just yet. However, there are some serious warning signs.

We must now talk about one of the major figures in Rekieta’s orbit. His wife.
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As part of his presentation as a conservative voice in the youtube sphere, Rekieta presented himself precisely that. A conservative family man with a devoted wife and a bevy of kids. All well and good. And like the muse of so many people in the youtube drama space, Jim Metokur, Rekieta would constantly refer to his wife but never actually make her a part of the show. Simply referred to as Lady Rackets, she didn’t show up at all on his streams early on and even into the middle period of his channels growth had what amounted to walk on bits where she would say “hi to the chat”. This compared to other recurring guests drawn from Nick’s personal life like Ty Beard or Drexel.

It is always a sensitive topic when it comes to the family and thankfully Nick has been wise enough to not make his Kids a part of it. Thus they only get a passing mention. He has kids, the end. His wife however has become increasingly involved in on going dramas related to the channel and so here now we see the moon to Rekieta’s sun, Kayla Rekieta.

Much like with Jack Murphy, more recent streams when she comes up have become increasingly…concerning, in that Rekieta will not just say he has a wife. He has a Wife and loves, LOVES having sex with her. Which is…good? Its sort of implied husbands like having sex with their wives but thanks for sharing? If this was the extent of it, that may have been the end of it. But its not. This was the first red flag and led to rampant speculation in this thread.

Rekieta claimed to be an expert on Hedonism.

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On his trip to Anime Matsuri, Rekieta had numerous pictures of himself being stepped on by various women, including his wife to be fair. Still.
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Speculation began to run wild over the summer. Something Rekieta did not appreciate, even though he himself has commented that this IS a gossip forum.



You can see in real time the exact moment the heart of the Kiwifarms broke.
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After that the flood gates opened up. On top of Rekieta being an active youtuber he also has a ton of activity on other social media platforms like Discord and Locals. It was there that the other stories started coming to light. Nick’s discord moderator, @KEK7go is apparently very much into furry boobies and animated degeneracy in general. Sure, it’s the internet. Lots of people are. But why share? Especially with the exact same username across all platforms to include your kiwifarms handle?

It never ceases to amaze me. To his credit though, Kek claims he is no longer the moderator for Nicks discord for at least half a year now, and is a proud coomer. You do you bro. Even so if these are the people Nick has in his “inner circle” questions must be asked.
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Its been one thing after another since then. /cow/ found out Lady Rackets was posting Lewds to Rekieta’s Locals account.

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And of course the bottle picture. Again.

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One of the trips to Jamaica was rumored to be in order to attend a huge swingers orgy called Hedonism II. They also posted candid exhibition shots of themselves.

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A trip to a gay strip show
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Encouraging wine moms to post titty pictures on Discord.
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Reviews a sextoy called “The Balldo”


Getting a Tattoo
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CONCLUSION

That's the story so far everyone! I hope this lecture has been enlightening! I feel we can formally diagnose what ails this particular stellar mass. Success and oncoming mid 40’s for both husband and wife as a classic mid life crisis. playing out live for the cameras. Exasperated by Alcohol abuse! For heavens sake the man just bought a Mustang and immediately crashed it! You really don’t get more on the nose then that. Also keep in mind class, everything just listed here is in the last 6 MONTHS, After years of steady build up. It never ceases to amaze astronomers how a Star can seem stable for countless eons only to suddenly combust in a spectacular fireworks show.

For her part, Lady Rackets attempted to address the brewing controversy. She claims there is no cucking. She just enjoys taking pictures and receiving compliments for them.
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Which, fair enough. Girl on the Internet is a thing. The problem is Rekieta had spent years building up a staid conservative image for himself and all of this coming out in the span of a few weeks was jarring. Was Rekieta going to reverse course? Maybe try and keep his personal life private? Or would he double down? Double down of course, coming out with a stream claiming he’s finally free, and this was who he always was. A libertine hedonist.





List of various Rekieta related media shamelessly copied from the current OP.

Rekieta Law YouTube (http://archive.md/60HHw)
Rekieta Media YouTube Channel (archive)
RekietaLaw Live YouTube Channel (archive)
Stream.me (http://archive.md/4VnF8) lol stream.me is dead
Rekieta Law Twitter (http://archive.md/rqI3p) Suspended by an orca as of 4/25/19 Permabanned.
Rumble (https://archive.ph/Yjllx)
Rekieta Media Twitter (archive)
Rekieta Media, LLC (archive) - Media company Nick owns.
Rekieta Law Odysee (https://archive.ph/Xo98t , https://archive.ph/OK8Yz)
Rekieta Law Live Odysee (https://archive.ph/jBMro , https://archive.ph/W6q37)
Rekieta Media Odysee (https://archive.ph/E4sNY , https://archive.ph/4HNdk)
Facebook (http://archive.md/bt4OE)
Instagram (archive)
Minnesota licensure to practice law (https://archive.md/Cyzhk)
Twitch
TeeSpring Store (archive)
Subscribestar (archive)
Patreon (archive)
 
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Since discussion on Nick Rekieta is currently spread out across a number of threads I figured I might as well make a thread for general discussion of his content.

For those unfamiliar, Nick Rekieta is a Minnesota-based lawyer who puts out YouTube videos and does streams covering various legal subjects. He also discusses noteworthy court cases in the American judicial system, frequently going through the documents being filed in the cases to provide his analysis on them or their legal merit. He began his YouTube career by covering George Ouzounian v. Dax Herrera et al aka Maddox v. Masterson aka "The LOLsuit," as a means to help explain the process to those of Herrera's audience who weren't familiar with the law. Since then, he has also read, (and poked fun at,) Russel Greer's book on his Taylor Swift lawsuit, interviewed various comic book artists involved with ComicsGate such as @FROG, and featured @Null, whom he has also had on as a guest several times. With the collapse of @theralph's Killstream, Rekieta has also seemingly become the de-facto premier internet blood sports host, he has however rejected this title. Most recently Rackets has gotten himself heavily involved in Weeb Wars.
UPDATE (2022): @theralph is feuding with Nick, too. All over Nick's reaction to @theralph's shart, no less.
Related threads:

Rekieta Law YouTube (http://archive.md/60HHw)
Rekieta Media YouTube Channel (archive)
RekietaLaw Live YouTube Channel (archive)
Stream.me (http://archive.md/4VnF8) lol stream.me is dead
Rekieta Law Twitter (http://archive.md/rqI3p) Suspended by an orca as of 4/25/19 Permabanned.
Rumble (https://archive.ph/Yjllx)
Rekieta Media Twitter (archive)
Rekieta Media, LLC (archive) - Media company Nick owns.
Rekieta Law Odysee (https://archive.ph/Xo98t , https://archive.ph/OK8Yz)
Rekieta Law Live Odysee (https://archive.ph/jBMro , https://archive.ph/W6q37)
Rekieta Media Odysee (https://archive.ph/E4sNY , https://archive.ph/4HNdk)
Facebook (http://archive.md/bt4OE)
Instagram (archive)
Minnesota licensure to practice law (https://archive.li/Cyzhk)
Twitch
TeeSpring Store (archive)
Subscribestar (archive)
Patreon (archive)
The intro was created by Dick Show affiliate, Uncle Buck.
Nick's outro song is "The Whiskey Drinking Lawyer" by Myroom Records


YouTube thumbnail art was done by @TiltdownDove
@KEK7go was one of Nick's Discord moderators.
UPDATE (11/17/2022) - Nick Rekieta and his wife, Kayla Rekieta, aka Lady Rackets have posted lewds on Nick's Locals page:
According to /cow/ Nick's wife is (allegedly) cheating on him and sending lewds to another man or has started an OnlyFans or something? posting lewds to Locals (whatever the fuck that is)



Either way there's now (alleged) photos of her in her bra and panties out there.


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Compare the feather tattoo on the waist in the second photo to this gif

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The pictures were posted in locals chat. Here’s the one posted before along with a new one of her doing that ass bottle thing. The pictures posted here and on /cow/ just had the locals chat bubble and username cropped out.
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Since we're posting stuff that Nick and Lady Rackets have shared, here's one where you can see the back tattoos, and leg feather tattoo, pretty clearly. View attachment 3884637
If that's not her in the other ones I don't know who it is.

Edit: I will say I don't think she's cheating or cucking him. I think they're just being more open about things. Maybe the MDMA and mushrooms unlocked that trad cath part of their brains a little bit.
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Honestly just waiting for his ego to get the better of him so he can ascend into proper lolcowdom.
:optimistic: He may very well not ever get to that point. Mid-westerners have a propensity to be more down to earth on the whole than other demographics. Plus, letting his ego get the best of him could lead to him being disbarred or censured by a legal ethics committee.
 
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