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This is a perfect way to describe how Chris thinks the world works. I think everything in his life loops around to him being the most important...

Remember, we're dealing with the sensitive and towering intellect that reckoned stealing pick-up lines from Sprung was a sure-fire route to sweet...

That is accurate. He did think ladies would just give it up on the third date, presumably whether they to or not.