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This if he goes, can he wear anything he wants? Or he is required to show his bald scalp for the entire nation to mock?

He'll blame the beanie for controlling his mind. It's obviously a demonic parasite.

No hats are allowed during court proceedings (unless you have a religious or medical reason). I have to imagine they have the same rule for...

I think Congress will allow Tim to wear a shoe.