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My guess is that this system has some sort of whitelist that stops reporting against Mojang/Microsoft employees or hell maybe ecelebs (because you...
Tl:dr
"We here at Mojang and Microsoft understand that you don't like some of the things we do, but we value and appreciate feedback.
HOWEVER"