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This is nearly always true, but I did buy those emergency pee bags and they're legit, at least as kids go. I know what they're going for here...

I'm probably gonna get shit on for pointing out the obvious, but you know Obvious Plant is a joke brand, right?

I see that cock soup mix on sale everywhere around here. I try not to giggle when I walk past it. They also make a pumpkin soup mix. Apparently...