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"Mad at the Internet"
Ever waited ((patiently)) for a man to finish peeing? They sometimes take fucking forever. I used to believe that they took their sweet ass time...
"Mad at the Internet"
It's a very useful skill to have for when you're peeing in the sink (all men do) and you hear someone approaching. It would be far too dangerous...
"Mad at the Internet"
It helps when you need to answer the door. Or back in the days of landlines answer the phone. That's all I've ever found it useful for.