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It'd be funny if Ralph reflexively started calling out for the police, only to remember that it's an officially sanctioned fight.

If I were to be fair, I'd say he lasts 60 seconds. However, this is Ethan Ralph we're talking about. He'll last a total of 0 seconds because...