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Jet Orion Neptune / Jet Moxley Goodson / hack_blastard / Autistic Boys Money Clan / Worldcorp Enterprises / "Goran Rapistovic"
Early Life 
Jet Neptune was shat into this world on June 2, 1998, by his parents, Andrew Lawrence McGovern and Angela Kristen McGovern, in a typical white trash family household in Georgia. Some might wonder why he has a different surname from his parents and if its really his real birth name. The reason for this is that Jet's father is a schizo who prefers to go by the stage name "Johnny Neptune," which he came up with when he was 12, and treats it as if it is his legal name. He is also a lolcow in his own right, with his own thread.
Jet's Childhood Videos.
Based on his posts on /r9k/, both of Jet’s parents were mentally ill drug addicts who frequently fought and moved from place to place. As the home environment deteriorated, DFCS eventually removed Jet and his sister from their parents’ care when he was 8 years old, placing them in foster care, where he spent much of his upbringing.
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>born to my mother and father
>grew up moving around, unstable home, drugs
>mentally ill addict father and whore addict mother
>taken into defacs
>went to like 7 different homes in a year, dad kept being a cock and got us relocated every time we got comfy
I assume this is because he always wanted 'home' to be preferable to whatever foster home we were in, hold mental high ground
>get me back
>we live in Atlanta in some rich dude's house
>good times
>whore mother is fucking rich dude
>all shit falls out
>we move back to Macon, GA
>with grandmother, only person who had ever cared for me
>we fuck up her trailer worse than it already is
>roaches
>no food
>drugs
>shitty parents always beating the fuck out of each other
>get taken again, ~5th grade
>get adopted by some fatass that just wants money
>she pretends I'm mentally ill so she can get a fat check
>this goes on for years, absolute hell
>all I do is browse 4chan and play video games and wait for my prison sentence to end (like ~14 years old)
>now recently she starts dating this manlet thug black man
>he's smoking weed and selling drugs in front of my sister
>attack him one night
>almost successful, but he pins me and just beats my head in until I am almost unconscious. I only got one solid baseball bat stike in on the groid
>BLACKED
>fuck off and move out, just walk away to a good friend's house
>he's the bro that makes videos with me on YouTube
>living comfortably
>moving to Massachusetts with a richfag friend to start a business
>have ~6 million dollars to start an empire with
>discover my father is trolling people on the infamous hacker site, 4chan
That's about it. More details later but that's the frame.
>grew up moving around, unstable home, drugs
>mentally ill addict father and whore addict mother
>taken into defacs
>went to like 7 different homes in a year, dad kept being a cock and got us relocated every time we got comfy
I assume this is because he always wanted 'home' to be preferable to whatever foster home we were in, hold mental high ground
>get me back
>we live in Atlanta in some rich dude's house
>good times
>whore mother is fucking rich dude
>all shit falls out
>we move back to Macon, GA
>with grandmother, only person who had ever cared for me
>we fuck up her trailer worse than it already is
>roaches
>no food
>drugs
>shitty parents always beating the fuck out of each other
>get taken again, ~5th grade
>get adopted by some fatass that just wants money
>she pretends I'm mentally ill so she can get a fat check
>this goes on for years, absolute hell
>all I do is browse 4chan and play video games and wait for my prison sentence to end (like ~14 years old)
>now recently she starts dating this manlet thug black man
>he's smoking weed and selling drugs in front of my sister
>attack him one night
>almost successful, but he pins me and just beats my head in until I am almost unconscious. I only got one solid baseball bat stike in on the groid
>BLACKED
>fuck off and move out, just walk away to a good friend's house
>he's the bro that makes videos with me on YouTube
>living comfortably
>moving to Massachusetts with a richfag friend to start a business
>have ~6 million dollars to start an empire with
>discover my father is trolling people on the infamous hacker site, 4chan
That's about it. More details later but that's the frame.
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I grew up in foster care, I was in and out all my life. I was moved home to home and packed my shit in a black trashbag every time I had to move. My sister and I were the only smart foster kids, every other kid was a drug baby/mentally ill wreck/problem child. Genetics are real. The parents are shit and the kids are shit. All foster kids grow up to become garbage just like their parents. I've literally never seen any of them become successful.
Due to having such an irregular childhood, my sister and I are pretty numb to most things, we are different than anyone else we'll meet.
In my whole time in the system I ran across one or two decent parents. Every time I lived with those people it came crashing down, and we'd have to move to a worse place.
You'll be paid shit, the kid will be shit, it will cause stress on your relationship. If you want a kid, make one with your girl. The kid will be much better. Otherwise, steer clear from the government system that is foster care, it's an evil scheme that rewards depersonalization of the parenting experience. It turns couples into singles that actively search for disabled kids to house in their literal govt bux farming child compound. It's a miserable lifestyle.
Leave the drugged up babies alone. No matter how much anyone helps them they'll end up on drugs 18 years later anyways. Focus your energy on your own kids.
Good luck.
Due to having such an irregular childhood, my sister and I are pretty numb to most things, we are different than anyone else we'll meet.
In my whole time in the system I ran across one or two decent parents. Every time I lived with those people it came crashing down, and we'd have to move to a worse place.
You'll be paid shit, the kid will be shit, it will cause stress on your relationship. If you want a kid, make one with your girl. The kid will be much better. Otherwise, steer clear from the government system that is foster care, it's an evil scheme that rewards depersonalization of the parenting experience. It turns couples into singles that actively search for disabled kids to house in their literal govt bux farming child compound. It's a miserable lifestyle.
Leave the drugged up babies alone. No matter how much anyone helps them they'll end up on drugs 18 years later anyways. Focus your energy on your own kids.
Good luck.
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I was put in foster care at 8 or so, ended up getting adopted there.
I was born to a delusional manic depressive father and a sociopath mother, both of which consented to breeding for some reason.
My birth name was Jet Neptune, which isnt even my father's last name, rather some self bestowed cool guy alias I've been forcefully branded with
Now I just suffer the same ails all new to the world orphans face; poverty, homelessness and the eventual drug addiction. I am ready to dissolve into a statistic and become a number at this point. My birth was a joke and I'm the aftermath of treating life like it's a show and you're the star of it.
But honestly I'm not mad about it, I don't hate my parents or the system I was dragged into. It sucks but whatever.
I was born to a delusional manic depressive father and a sociopath mother, both of which consented to breeding for some reason.
My birth name was Jet Neptune, which isnt even my father's last name, rather some self bestowed cool guy alias I've been forcefully branded with
Now I just suffer the same ails all new to the world orphans face; poverty, homelessness and the eventual drug addiction. I am ready to dissolve into a statistic and become a number at this point. My birth was a joke and I'm the aftermath of treating life like it's a show and you're the star of it.
But honestly I'm not mad about it, I don't hate my parents or the system I was dragged into. It sucks but whatever.
Meet the Neptunes
Andrew Lawrence McGovern / Johnny Neptune
Johnny Neptune is Jet’s True and Honest biological father, a convicted felon, and a lolcow in his own right. He became infamous as a schizoposter, known for spamming incoherent rants across forums and imageboards, particularly /r9k/—the same board where his son was an active poster. The two would sometimes clash there, leading to awkward encounters and gay internet slapfights with each other. Imagine having a family reunion with your estranged schizophrenic dad on a board dedicated to incels whining about not being able to get laid or orbiting jailbait e-whores.
Johnny arrested for a wacky attempt to extort a donut shop.
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When Johnny first went to /r9k/ to meet his son, he was snubbed, ignored, and treated as a joke by Jet. This led Johnny to lash out at him and start posting his dox—including threatening to post his SSN as well—and personal details about him.
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But when his son eventually found fame and success, Johnny created a Reddit account to post comments on the r/fishtanklive subreddit expressing how proud he was of him — and to apologize for the way he’d acted back in his /r9k/ days.
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Those who wonder what caused Jet's dad to behave this way, Jet has the answer. On /r9k/, Jet told an anon that his father was molested and theorized it might be the root of his behaviour. He also said that his dad told him about this fact when he was 8, which creeped him out.
Johnny was raped.
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Some might wonder if Jet and Johnny ever reunited in person. The answer is yes — at one point, Jet briefly moved in with his father and stepmother when he was 19.
19-year-old Jet with his father, Johnny, and stepmother, Wendy.
Angela Kristen McGovern / Angela Marie Warren / Angie Neptune
Angie Neptune is Jet’s biological mother. If anyone expected her to be an improvement over his father, they would be mistaken—she was also a convicted felon. Both Johnny and Jet described her as a hardcore junkie and a whore. According to what Johnny posted on /r9k/, he first met her at a Subway while placing an order with his brother and claimed to have married her when she was 16 and he was 32, though such a marriage would not have been legally valid in Georgia. Predictably, the couple’s severe drug problems led to a disastrous relationship, ultimately resulting in the state taking away both of their children.
At one point, Johnny posted her holes on /r9k/.
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This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.
Years later, the two separated. Afterward, Johnny married a woman named Wendy, while Angie changed her name to Angela Marie Warren.
Johnny whitepages shows he is related to Wendy (the same name as his wife) and Angela Marie Warren.
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Angie's whitepages shows she is related to Andrew McGovern and has an old address listed at Macon (the city where Johnny lives)
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Voter records listed both Andrew and Angela are 62 and 46, respectively, as of the time of writing.
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Subtract both ages and you'll get 16, which matches Johnny's claim of marrying her when she was 16 and he was 32 (16 years difference).
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Angie's whitepages shows she is related to Andrew McGovern and has an old address listed at Macon (the city where Johnny lives)
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Voter records listed both Andrew and Angela are 62 and 46, respectively, as of the time of writing.
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Subtract both ages and you'll get 16, which matches Johnny's claim of marrying her when she was 16 and he was 32 (16 years difference).
Jupiter Aero Neptune
Jupiter Neptune is Jet's youngest sister. She was conceived four years after Jet was born. Nothing much to say about her other than the fact that she may be the most normal and well-adjusted member of the Neptune family. Recently, she graduated from college and appeared at the Fishtank Season 3 house to celebrate her birthday.
Jupiter's Childhood Video.
Paula Elaine Goodson
Paula Yearbook photo.
Paula Goodson is Jet’s foster mother, the one who adopted both Jet and Jupiter after they were removed from their parents’ custody. Jet later took her surname, which is why his legal name is Jet Goodson rather than Jet Neptune.
While Paula might appear to have been a significant improvement over Jet’s biological mother, Jet has claimed otherwise, describing her as a psychopath who subjected him to years of emotional abuse and manipulation.
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Sometimes, he would seethe at her on /r9k/ for not allowing him to play with his Xbox freely.
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hack_blastard 
Jet started posting under the name hack_blastard in 2015, at the age of 17, breaking yet another major rule on 4chan by being underageb&. On /r9k/, he spent much of his time searching for online friends through Skype, shilling YouTube videos and channels (including his own), or simply shitposting. Below is a collection of notable threads he created on the board.
Jet giving pick-up advice to robots on /r9k/.
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>None of this will work with new age tumblr feminist girls, be informed.
It's been some time since I've been on this board, and since I have left I have learned a few things that exponentially increase your odds of getting in with the girl you like. Dispose of them or accept them, your choice, but this is merely to help those of you who know you're having trouble.
>1) If a woman is getting emotional, do not humor it. DISTRACT.
Do not encourage. As a male you need to know that a woman's emotions are more complex and varied on average. Usually whatever she is on about is insignificant and won't be valid in a few hours. You need to distract her, that's your job. If you're out in public, grab her hand and drag her away to an ice cream place. If you're at home, pick her up and put her in the car, take her for a drive with loud music. Laugh, poke fun. D I S T R A C T.
>2) Don't pose things as questions.
'How are you?' NO.
'Tell me how you've been.' YES
Women love assertiveness. Don't grill them with 1000 questions. If you are leading conversation and she isn't responding to the same level you are, get out. It will go nowhere.
>3) Don't be emotional.
You have can share your baws with your guy friends, don't weaken yourself in front of a girl unless you seriously trust that girl. I mean multi-year relationship. Your job is to keep her emotionally settled, safe, happy, warm. Showing that the parallel isn't fully there is something that women appreciate. Some girls will try to crack you. Don't let them so easily. Tease. Drives them mad.
>4) Don't text girls unless it is about meeting up.
Don't zoo pal zone yourself by being immediately available (often we text them too much, and it is annoying). Talk about purposeful things that make her think, make it known that you don't want to gossip or talk about Netflix shows. Keep texts fun and easy to come back to, but make it known you'd rather have her in physical company.
>5) Wear a belt.
Black or brown leather, you only need one. Wear it daily.
>6) If you're walking in a group, put yourself at the head of the group.
If someone talks to you while your group is walking, turn around, walk backwards as you briefly respond, then turn again and continue to lead the pack. They will notice.
>7) Hold doors for all women, basic courtesies.
Treat all women well, and let her see that you respect them and treat them differently than males. I'm not saying be rude to men, I am saying that there should be a clear difference between how you treat a guy and a girl. Pull seats out, blah blah. Be a gentleman, but not a bitch, there is a line.
>8) Don't get an online girlfriend.
The allure is there, it's the only place you'll find a girl 'with your interests'. Rooo normans, whatever other excuse. They all end, and the probability that they work out is rather low. She is talking to other guys just like you, she is cheating. You are cheating. Too many unanswered questions, too many things you aren't sure of and cannot be sure of. And when shit hits the fan you will not be around to fix things, it is a helpless deathly feeling. I'm sure some of you can relate. It is a bad time, avoid it entirely.
Go outside more, try to meet people in real life, it pays off. Parks, comic stores. Places exist and good women are out there.
A few quick ones:
>9) Smile
>10) Don't talk bad about others
>11) Respect her friends, make them like you.
>12) Eye contact.
Hold it, not creepily. Let her brake first.
>13) General hygiene. White teeth, washed hair, INVEST IN GOOD COLOGNE. Trust that.
>14) If she is cheating with you, she is cheating on you.
Don't ever date someone with a history of cheating, expect the same rule to be applied on you. Never cheat on a girl. People will hear about it, women talk. You're stigmatized, and any good girl who is respectable won't accept that character trait in you. If you want other pussy, just break off your current. But more logically, just calm down and think straight when you're less horny. Don't make impulse decisions. And if you score a girl by means of stealing her from another man, she is shit tier by default. I just got rid of one of those, she was an awful person. But I knew not to get invested because of the means she was attained by. Be a good person, tl;dr. Expect her to be as well, mutual faithfulness.
>15) Act noticeably different than the other guys that are after her.
Watch how they 'flirt', how they orbit her like the betas they are. Observe and do the opposite, be new, be refreshing. A lot of this comes from assertiveness, general not being a bitch. Just don't be an orbiter, do not praise her, do not be her fan.
Do not constantly ask her about her social media, bringing it up. Make it look as if you don't care and don't look at it.
Better yet, don't care, and don't look at it. You are her physical provider, not her fan. Make the distinction known between yourself and others.
It's been some time since I've been on this board, and since I have left I have learned a few things that exponentially increase your odds of getting in with the girl you like. Dispose of them or accept them, your choice, but this is merely to help those of you who know you're having trouble.
>1) If a woman is getting emotional, do not humor it. DISTRACT.
Do not encourage. As a male you need to know that a woman's emotions are more complex and varied on average. Usually whatever she is on about is insignificant and won't be valid in a few hours. You need to distract her, that's your job. If you're out in public, grab her hand and drag her away to an ice cream place. If you're at home, pick her up and put her in the car, take her for a drive with loud music. Laugh, poke fun. D I S T R A C T.
>2) Don't pose things as questions.
'How are you?' NO.
'Tell me how you've been.' YES
Women love assertiveness. Don't grill them with 1000 questions. If you are leading conversation and she isn't responding to the same level you are, get out. It will go nowhere.
>3) Don't be emotional.
You have can share your baws with your guy friends, don't weaken yourself in front of a girl unless you seriously trust that girl. I mean multi-year relationship. Your job is to keep her emotionally settled, safe, happy, warm. Showing that the parallel isn't fully there is something that women appreciate. Some girls will try to crack you. Don't let them so easily. Tease. Drives them mad.
>4) Don't text girls unless it is about meeting up.
Don't zoo pal zone yourself by being immediately available (often we text them too much, and it is annoying). Talk about purposeful things that make her think, make it known that you don't want to gossip or talk about Netflix shows. Keep texts fun and easy to come back to, but make it known you'd rather have her in physical company.
>5) Wear a belt.
Black or brown leather, you only need one. Wear it daily.
>6) If you're walking in a group, put yourself at the head of the group.
If someone talks to you while your group is walking, turn around, walk backwards as you briefly respond, then turn again and continue to lead the pack. They will notice.
>7) Hold doors for all women, basic courtesies.
Treat all women well, and let her see that you respect them and treat them differently than males. I'm not saying be rude to men, I am saying that there should be a clear difference between how you treat a guy and a girl. Pull seats out, blah blah. Be a gentleman, but not a bitch, there is a line.
>8) Don't get an online girlfriend.
The allure is there, it's the only place you'll find a girl 'with your interests'. Rooo normans, whatever other excuse. They all end, and the probability that they work out is rather low. She is talking to other guys just like you, she is cheating. You are cheating. Too many unanswered questions, too many things you aren't sure of and cannot be sure of. And when shit hits the fan you will not be around to fix things, it is a helpless deathly feeling. I'm sure some of you can relate. It is a bad time, avoid it entirely.
Go outside more, try to meet people in real life, it pays off. Parks, comic stores. Places exist and good women are out there.
A few quick ones:
>9) Smile
>10) Don't talk bad about others
>11) Respect her friends, make them like you.
>12) Eye contact.
Hold it, not creepily. Let her brake first.
>13) General hygiene. White teeth, washed hair, INVEST IN GOOD COLOGNE. Trust that.
>14) If she is cheating with you, she is cheating on you.
Don't ever date someone with a history of cheating, expect the same rule to be applied on you. Never cheat on a girl. People will hear about it, women talk. You're stigmatized, and any good girl who is respectable won't accept that character trait in you. If you want other pussy, just break off your current. But more logically, just calm down and think straight when you're less horny. Don't make impulse decisions. And if you score a girl by means of stealing her from another man, she is shit tier by default. I just got rid of one of those, she was an awful person. But I knew not to get invested because of the means she was attained by. Be a good person, tl;dr. Expect her to be as well, mutual faithfulness.
>15) Act noticeably different than the other guys that are after her.
Watch how they 'flirt', how they orbit her like the betas they are. Observe and do the opposite, be new, be refreshing. A lot of this comes from assertiveness, general not being a bitch. Just don't be an orbiter, do not praise her, do not be her fan.
Do not constantly ask her about her social media, bringing it up. Make it look as if you don't care and don't look at it.
Better yet, don't care, and don't look at it. You are her physical provider, not her fan. Make the distinction known between yourself and others.
Jet wants to build a '4chan city'.
I am a leader at 'Redpilgrim', a settlement in the works. We will buy land in the southeast US, get jobs in the surrounding towns, farm our land, and live a quaint happy semi off grid lifestyle.
The kicker about this is that all the people who are joining us are being recruited from boards on 4chan. We have hit /pol/ and talked to some [s4s] namefriends. Our goal is to take salvageable young people (who aren't leftist manchildren) and teach them shit, give them a task in a functioning community.
Now while all of this is not ensured to succeed, much planning has gone into it, and much fun has been had between those of us who have been working on it. /pol/ was convinced we were either a FBI trap, or some scheme to lure people to the woods and 'sell their organs on the deep web'. While we tried to ensure them that wasn't the case, many of the paranoid neo-Nazis refused to remove their tinfoil helmets.
My purpose for coming here is to trial balloon. I would like to see the general response to hearing an idea like this, and I will man this station to answer any questions you have about Redpilgrim.
I am not here to recruit.
I am here to gauge interest in an idea like this, and observe what your board has to say about this. Would you be willing to live innawoods? Would /r9k/ dislike the idea of hard work? Do you plan to escape NEETship?
Ask away, I will be here.
The kicker about this is that all the people who are joining us are being recruited from boards on 4chan. We have hit /pol/ and talked to some [s4s] namefriends. Our goal is to take salvageable young people (who aren't leftist manchildren) and teach them shit, give them a task in a functioning community.
Now while all of this is not ensured to succeed, much planning has gone into it, and much fun has been had between those of us who have been working on it. /pol/ was convinced we were either a FBI trap, or some scheme to lure people to the woods and 'sell their organs on the deep web'. While we tried to ensure them that wasn't the case, many of the paranoid neo-Nazis refused to remove their tinfoil helmets.
My purpose for coming here is to trial balloon. I would like to see the general response to hearing an idea like this, and I will man this station to answer any questions you have about Redpilgrim.
I am not here to recruit.
I am here to gauge interest in an idea like this, and observe what your board has to say about this. Would you be willing to live innawoods? Would /r9k/ dislike the idea of hard work? Do you plan to escape NEETship?
Ask away, I will be here.
>how will you keep out redditors?
Extensive screening before people join, we literally must befriend you. Also enough physical tests to make it feel like bootcamp. Redditors not welcome.
>self sustaining?
That's the goal. Year one will not be self sustaining. It will be a tough year and we will likely fail at many things. We will learn from mistakes and get used to farming, spending money wisely, ect.
>is it going to be like christiania?
Unfamiliar. Link me.
[After being spoonfed]
I am familiar with Freetown Christiana, I have studied micro-societies for some time.
Here is where we differ:
No degenerate liberal nonsense.
'DUDE WEED LMAO'
No. You have jobs, fucking do them. Then you can sit by the fire, hang out and socialize with the grown ups. Christiana is interesting, but growth is stagnant. It is a degenerate stinkhole.
>how would the leadership work?
If it is a small group, leadership won't be an issue. Certain people are simply better leaders naturally, and others respond better to having orders. I am a great leader, but I will not be bossy. The goal is to make this feel less like boring ole life. People will do what they're told when their well being depends on it.
>would the people vote on a leader? a parliament of sorts?
Leadership would only be prioritized once our numbers increased significantly. But in our group channel they speak of having 11 elected officials, some simple but effective system.
I entertain those thoughts, but that's distant to me. I am focused on agriculture and logistics for now. Also, the people whose names are on the deed will hold the most power naturally, whoever literally owns the land.
>minorities cool?
Individual acceptance system. No one would be classified. If you are liked by all of us, you are in. I see no point in discriminating. If you're a 'nignog' we are dealing with you, not all 'nignogs'. Jokes are jokes, but in the end of the day, we would be looking at your qualifications.
>would people be able to come and go?
I see no issue with letting people visit, but it would be no vacation. You would work alongside us. You would not enjoy benefits over people who are devoted.
>what if you gotta kick someone out? or "jail" them?
We will talk to the person who breaks a rule, reasonably. Explain what they've done wrong, how it is hurting those around us ect. If they do it again, they've rejected reason. Booted. We will not jail people due to legality.
>would there be some kind of enforcement or mob law like some lord of the flies shit?
As much as I like that idea personally, probably not. If someone did something really bad, I wouldn't stop it though. It is important to know that all members are on the same side. We will also have a shit load of guns.
>would jobs be assigned?
Yes, and you are expected to do them. Your brothers rely on you.
>would there be a court system?
I would love to develop one.
>what about waste?
Recycling required by law, and we'd take trash to the local waste center.
>i think it'd be a neat idea, im gonna head to bed though hopefully this thread is up tomorrow since its almost 2am here.
Hey, you're in our time zone.
>how would it be maintained monetary-wise? like where'd you get money to buy the lands, whatever you need to farm it and maintain it yearly? what about expenses in general like power and utilities?
Get jobs in the nearby towns, sell what our farm produces. We also considered crowdfunding and have been offered donations.
Extensive screening before people join, we literally must befriend you. Also enough physical tests to make it feel like bootcamp. Redditors not welcome.
>self sustaining?
That's the goal. Year one will not be self sustaining. It will be a tough year and we will likely fail at many things. We will learn from mistakes and get used to farming, spending money wisely, ect.
>is it going to be like christiania?
Unfamiliar. Link me.
[After being spoonfed]
I am familiar with Freetown Christiana, I have studied micro-societies for some time.
Here is where we differ:
No degenerate liberal nonsense.
'DUDE WEED LMAO'
No. You have jobs, fucking do them. Then you can sit by the fire, hang out and socialize with the grown ups. Christiana is interesting, but growth is stagnant. It is a degenerate stinkhole.
>how would the leadership work?
If it is a small group, leadership won't be an issue. Certain people are simply better leaders naturally, and others respond better to having orders. I am a great leader, but I will not be bossy. The goal is to make this feel less like boring ole life. People will do what they're told when their well being depends on it.
>would the people vote on a leader? a parliament of sorts?
Leadership would only be prioritized once our numbers increased significantly. But in our group channel they speak of having 11 elected officials, some simple but effective system.
I entertain those thoughts, but that's distant to me. I am focused on agriculture and logistics for now. Also, the people whose names are on the deed will hold the most power naturally, whoever literally owns the land.
>minorities cool?
Individual acceptance system. No one would be classified. If you are liked by all of us, you are in. I see no point in discriminating. If you're a 'nignog' we are dealing with you, not all 'nignogs'. Jokes are jokes, but in the end of the day, we would be looking at your qualifications.
>would people be able to come and go?
I see no issue with letting people visit, but it would be no vacation. You would work alongside us. You would not enjoy benefits over people who are devoted.
>what if you gotta kick someone out? or "jail" them?
We will talk to the person who breaks a rule, reasonably. Explain what they've done wrong, how it is hurting those around us ect. If they do it again, they've rejected reason. Booted. We will not jail people due to legality.
>would there be some kind of enforcement or mob law like some lord of the flies shit?
As much as I like that idea personally, probably not. If someone did something really bad, I wouldn't stop it though. It is important to know that all members are on the same side. We will also have a shit load of guns.
>would jobs be assigned?
Yes, and you are expected to do them. Your brothers rely on you.
>would there be a court system?
I would love to develop one.
>what about waste?
Recycling required by law, and we'd take trash to the local waste center.
>i think it'd be a neat idea, im gonna head to bed though hopefully this thread is up tomorrow since its almost 2am here.
Hey, you're in our time zone.
>how would it be maintained monetary-wise? like where'd you get money to buy the lands, whatever you need to farm it and maintain it yearly? what about expenses in general like power and utilities?
Get jobs in the nearby towns, sell what our farm produces. We also considered crowdfunding and have been offered donations.
Jet wants to join the military.
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I have decided that I'm going to join the military.
I wake up at 3pm everyday, get on Xbox, browse /r9k/, fondle my ballsack and repeat until literally 5am. My life is a joke, I do nothing for anyone.
I have big plans in life:
>buy land and lead a literal 4chan city
>start a late night meme show
>work on my tee shirt business
>colonize an island
None of these silly temporary pipe dreams can be accomplished without experience and money, two things I'm not gaining (and neither are you) in this current state.
So I realize that getting a job and wageslaving, breaking even every month, struggling for cash; not the way to go. I figure I'll sell my soul to my lovely nation for four years, come out with ~60k and mussels, then start at a better advantage. Only problem is that I'm not sure what branch to join, I kind of want a combat MOS.
Pic related is what I'd like to live in. Have a PC setup in there, edit videos, browse 4chan, go outside to my garden, work with my Robot pals who live on the farm with me hnnnng
Preparation starts now. Tonight I train, I'll play some TDM on Black Ops, then I'll do six push ups. Tomorrow I call the Army recruiter.
>Why haven't you joined yet, what's stopping you?
Ask me something if interested, I know a decent bit about the US military and how you could join.
I wake up at 3pm everyday, get on Xbox, browse /r9k/, fondle my ballsack and repeat until literally 5am. My life is a joke, I do nothing for anyone.
I have big plans in life:
>buy land and lead a literal 4chan city
>start a late night meme show
>work on my tee shirt business
>colonize an island
None of these silly temporary pipe dreams can be accomplished without experience and money, two things I'm not gaining (and neither are you) in this current state.
So I realize that getting a job and wageslaving, breaking even every month, struggling for cash; not the way to go. I figure I'll sell my soul to my lovely nation for four years, come out with ~60k and mussels, then start at a better advantage. Only problem is that I'm not sure what branch to join, I kind of want a combat MOS.
Pic related is what I'd like to live in. Have a PC setup in there, edit videos, browse 4chan, go outside to my garden, work with my Robot pals who live on the farm with me hnnnng
Preparation starts now. Tonight I train, I'll play some TDM on Black Ops, then I'll do six push ups. Tomorrow I call the Army recruiter.
>Why haven't you joined yet, what's stopping you?
Ask me something if interested, I know a decent bit about the US military and how you could join.
Jet's opinion on E-girls.
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If you see her on a screen and not in real life, she is worthless.
This is a new age of women living online, sharing pictures and garnering attention from an audience. Because of a woman's nature she will only become more revealing and more addicted to the affirmation she receives from her congregation, she knows no temperament and once she gets a taste of it she will always have a need for it.
So when you post ''''10/10 qts''''', some of us who have this belief feel nothing for them. We don't fantasize dating these girls, we have trouble even finding them attractive. They are ruined soulless reality TV stars and there is no future in the personality that these women exude.
Women that have no social media exist, I know several. They are much different than the women that do. Don't settle for a wifi addict; women have no business on the internet.
This is a new age of women living online, sharing pictures and garnering attention from an audience. Because of a woman's nature she will only become more revealing and more addicted to the affirmation she receives from her congregation, she knows no temperament and once she gets a taste of it she will always have a need for it.
So when you post ''''10/10 qts''''', some of us who have this belief feel nothing for them. We don't fantasize dating these girls, we have trouble even finding them attractive. They are ruined soulless reality TV stars and there is no future in the personality that these women exude.
Women that have no social media exist, I know several. They are much different than the women that do. Don't settle for a wifi addict; women have no business on the internet.
Jet posting his toenails.
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Jet LARPing as a tranny.
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Trap here.
Been trying to think of a way to word and explain this without it seeming like a shitty ironic memepost, but here we go.
Two months ago I started my transition process by investing in hormone replacement therapy. At the beginning of this process, my mind felt very cluttered. My ideals were loose and the things I shitpost about were simply that: shitposts and nothing more. /pol/ and /r9k/ weren't really anything serious to me and reasonable conservative values weren't yet deep rooted in my character. But, HRT has pushed me further right.
Through hours of sissy hypnosis videos and bottom training I truly think I understand what traditionalism is, in the female sense. My only goals are to please a nice, conservative, fashy white man and to be the vessel for his lineage (not yet possible). I understand I was born with male genitalia, i know this isn't (((natural))), but who cares? It feels great to appreciate the color of my skin and the true purpose of my body: to serve an alpha white man. I'd do anything to fulfill my race's future.
Also HRT really really really makes me like to listen to old German war music for some reason.
Anyone experiencing similar results from your transitioning process?
Been trying to think of a way to word and explain this without it seeming like a shitty ironic memepost, but here we go.
Two months ago I started my transition process by investing in hormone replacement therapy. At the beginning of this process, my mind felt very cluttered. My ideals were loose and the things I shitpost about were simply that: shitposts and nothing more. /pol/ and /r9k/ weren't really anything serious to me and reasonable conservative values weren't yet deep rooted in my character. But, HRT has pushed me further right.
Through hours of sissy hypnosis videos and bottom training I truly think I understand what traditionalism is, in the female sense. My only goals are to please a nice, conservative, fashy white man and to be the vessel for his lineage (not yet possible). I understand I was born with male genitalia, i know this isn't (((natural))), but who cares? It feels great to appreciate the color of my skin and the true purpose of my body: to serve an alpha white man. I'd do anything to fulfill my race's future.
Also HRT really really really makes me like to listen to old German war music for some reason.
Anyone experiencing similar results from your transitioning process?
Leaked Dick Pics Incident
On April 4, 2017, a series of dick pics was posted on /r9k/, claiming they belonged to Jet, along with some chat logs.
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Jet later entered the thread, confirmed the dick pics were his, and appeared unfazed by the situation. He went on to reveal the poster as his psycho ex-girlfriend, known as "sample," who was attempting to humiliate him.
In the end, Jet came out looking better by staying calm and brushing it off, recognizing that he was just a relative nobody and not worth the drama. Instead of taking it personally or getting mad at the internet, he managed to defuse the situation and undermine his ex-girlfriend’s attempt to humiliate him.
In the same thread, Jet got into an argument with a random anon who criticized him for being a tripfag. The anon questioned why he tripfagged, replied, and shared unnecessary personal details nobody asked for—arguing that Jet would have looked far better if he had avoided all of that. They also warned that his behavior and personality would ultimately lead to his downfall. Jet chose to engage with the anon for a while.
Who knows whether these kind anonymous words are still stuck in his head or not? We definitely hope so.
Becoming Internet micro-Famous
As Jet became something of a micro-celebrity on /r9k/, it was inevitable that he would cross paths with other minor figures who had also built a presence there. These included annoying tripfags like himself, jailbait /r9k/ e-girls, and random niche YouTubers with less than 100 subscribers. Most anons on /r9k/ found such attention-whoring behavior pathetic and regarded these individuals as losers. During Jet’s time on the board, there were at least two notable interactions with such figures that warrant their own section.Toby Reynolds / Eggman / Eggy
Eggman is a well-known internet figure often regarded as the embodiment of a stereotypical incel—though it later came out that he lost his virginity to a fat World of Warcraft player. Most of his content consisted of vlogs about his life, catering to the incelosphere, particularly /r9k/, by repeating their talking points. As a native of /r9k/ and an aspiring e-celeb himself, Jet sought Eggman’s attention. At first, he approached him in a friendly way, even attempting to help him get his life together.
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Unfortunately, Jet’s interactions with him turned sour. He grew frustrated when Eggman dismissed the ideas Jet believed could make him successful and chose to ignore his advice. In response, Jet started a thread on /r9k/ where he trashed him.
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Ciara Horan / Eliza
Ciara was a notorious underage /r9k/ e-girl, comparable to Marky and Bianca Devins. What set her apart from regular e-girls was that she wasn’t just posting photos of herself for attention—she had been a hardcore drug addict since age 14, posted her underage nudes and self-harm images online, and frequently scammed her orbiters for money. She died in 2020 at the age of 19 from a drug overdose. Still, some of her orbiters are in denial of her death because she once had a history of faking it, treating the situation much like how Byuu's death used to be treated here.
Ciara tried to roast Jet.
Unlike with Eggy, Jet held a strongly negative view of Ciara. He despised her, calling her an attention-whore and a literal whore, and blamed her for being the cancer that killed /r9k/. His earliest mention of her on the board was a post where he bragged about reporting her to the FBI for posting her own underage nudes, while also urging anons to take a stand against her in the name of what he called a “sense of nationalism.”
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Jet didn’t stop at Ciara—he also targeted her orbiters, who boasted about receiving her underage nudes. He attempted to dox and report them to the FBI in an effort to save and make /r9k/ great again.
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A few days later, Jet claimed victory over Ciara and her orbiters when he encountered her on Omegle. During the conversation, she admitted that the FBI had visited her home and that she was legally prohibited from posting on 4chan. She also revealed that the FBI would be pursuing her orbiters as well. TOTAL JET VICTORY.
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Several months after curbing Ciara’s menace on /r9k/, Jet softened his stance toward her. He stated that he no longer hated her and even considered her a "great gal" if one saw through her act. He also joked about the idea of having sex with her, largely to provoke her orbiters.
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Even as of this writing, Jet still follows one of her Instagram accounts.
Family Feud Reunion
Loneliness, broken homes, abusive parents—these were the struggles Jet faced in real life. On /r9k/, none of that mattered. He was free and recognized as hack_blastard. Some people liked him, others hated him, but most importantly, they acknowledged him in a way his parents never had. /r9k/ became a crucial escape for Jet. Then everything changed when On April 24, 2016, a full-blown schizophrenic thread was started by user "HACKs_DADSTARD(JohnnyNeptune)" with a girl cutting her wrist as the main OP image. The user claimed that the girl was his 16-year-old emo girlfriend while he was 48.
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Anons in the thread were baffled and labeled him a schizo. Some even speculated that it might be Jet attention-whoring by pretending to be his father. The OP responded, insisting that he was indeed Jet’s biological father and went on to share his personal background.
Jet later joined the thread and confirmed that the OP was indeed his father. He explained that his dad discovered /r9k/ after one of his subscribers informed him that Jet was a tripfag there. Since then, his father had become an active poster on the board.
The thread continued, and the schizoposting persisted. At one point, Johnny claimed that he regularly fucked with a 16-year-old girl when he was 50, after being released from prison. Jet called him a degenerate and said he steered clear of hedonistic things his father indulged in.
An anon expressed concern that Jet’s father was openly bragging about having sex with a 16-year-old girl when he was 50 and asked Jet if he was okay with it. Jet responded that he didn’t care.
The thread grew increasingly schizo as Johnny ramped up his powerlevels, eventually making Jet feel uncomfortable with his father’s behavior.
If posting walls of text wasn’t enough, Johnny escalated by sharing a naked photo of himself—an absolute fucking madman
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What a hell of a ride, indeed.
Rap Career 
Autistic Boys Money Clan
Autistic Boys Money Clan (ABMC) is an underground hip-hop group based in Rhode Island, consisting of Money Goblin and Jet Neptune. The group began releasing music in 2018 and has released two albums to date: Cash Sphere Penitentiary and Stolen Valor.
ABMC Music Videos.
Following the conclusion of Fishtank Season 1, Jet collaborated with the finalists, Josie and Letty, to produce a rap song. Since then, he has not released any new rap music.
Worldcorp Enterprises
Worldcorp Enterprises is an experimental hip-hop project that began as an elaborate prank disguised as an online mystery to promote their music on SoundCloud. In 2016, they began releasing eerie, cryptic tracks and unsettling videos, quickly becoming a cult obsession on 4chan’s /x/ board due to the bizarre, almost sinister antics that drove the mystery. Three years later, major YouTubers like Mutahar and Nexpo picked up on Worldcorp, presenting it as a horror internet mystery involving controversial topics such as child abuse and Pizzagate.
Mutahar Worldcorp Documentary.
Nexpo Worldcorp Documentary.
How come Worldcorp connected to ABMC at all? Well, shortly after Worldcorp gained popularity due to big YouTubers covering them, they began deleting everything they could. Out of nowhere, the rap group Autistic Boys Money Clan suddenly emerged.
On ABMC’s YouTube channel—which had previously been Jet’s personal channel—one video displays the text "Worldcorp Enterprises." Notably, this video was uploaded in 2017, a couple of years before Mutahar and Nexpo covered the group.
On the subreddit r/SomeOrdinaryGamers, Redditor u/spywilliam posted that he might have solved the mystery of Worldcorp. He explained that he contacted someone who claimed the entire phenomenon was fake. According to this person, all the Worldcorp content was fabricated, and ABMC was behind it.
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Redditor u/fallingupwardst also shared on r/worldcorp that he had a phone conversation with the creator of Worldcorp, CEO. From the conversation, he concluded that CEO was actually Money Goblin, a member of ABMC. According to the conversation, Money Goblin claimed that he and Neptune created Worldcorp as a joke when they were 16 in New Jersey, describing it as “a half-attempted ‘shock site’ with no real future, no plan, no narrative.”
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The official Worldcorp Enterprises Twitter account stated that the creator of Worldcorp is a friend of Jet Neptune, but “denies” that Jet had any involvement in it.
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The official account further elaborated on the history of Worldcorp after this thread went public, stating that the project was run broadly by Money Goblin, and that Jet never had any involvement beyond participating in their Discord server. However, it still fails to address the references to Worldcorp that appear on the ABMC YouTube channel, which was previously Jet’s personal channel, as noted earlier.
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For more DEBOOONKING, you can watch the rest of this documentary here.
Million Dollar Extreme 
Career in MDE
Jet throwing shade at Sam for having sex with 16-year-old Marky Thompson.
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Being a chronically online 4chan user, Jet was well aware of MDE — and also a devoted fan. Back in his /r9k/ days, much of the content and videos he shilled on the board drew comparisons from anons to MDE. Eventually, Jet grew frustrated with the constant accusations that his work was nothing more than an MDE ripoff.
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The story of Jet joining MDE would go like this. In 2019, Sam posted on Instagram looking for an editor to join his team. By chance, Jet came across the post and quickly sent an email applying for the role, hoping it might be the break that would change his life. Sam took an interest in him and decided to bring him on board.
Jet on how he joined MDE.
Jet on working with Sam Hyde.
Shortly after being hired, Jet relocated to Rhode Island, where he became involved in several of Sam’s and MDE’s most notable projects.
Jet credited on Happy World Daddy Episode 5, 6, and 7.
Although before he became involved, he first had to be trained, since he initially joined the crew with no editing skills. Those videos he made during his ABMC and hack_blastard days were just him toying around with Sony Vegas and CapCut.
Jet said he was hired into MDE with no editing skills.
In addition to his work as an editor, Jet also took the lead on the team’s cryptocurrency and NFT ventures, including projects like Mondo Megabits.
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Jet wasn’t the only addition to MDE after the cancellation of World Peace. He was joined by Bicflame, Joeyy, Chris Lynch, and others — a group of new recruits collectively referred as "the wiggers" due to their mannerism.
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