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JDVanceBiggestHater said:
he should be getting rid of all of his videos complaining about racemixing
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Nope, he's kosher certified on this. He says he's fine with it in real life, so he gets to say it's bad. Hava nagila!
Punished Slav

Post in thread 'Lord Frogmire Appreciation Thread - The Better Brother (Formerly Known as Synthetic Man Appreciation Thread)'

Punished Slav said:
claiming he's "fine with interracial couples in real life"
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Just for the record, here is the coal, in the original video it's around the 7:00 mark:

Reactions:Like x 5 Informative x 1
 
Punished Slav said:
To counteract the derailing of this thread, I challenge myself to watching Futaman's next stream in full and counting how many times he says "ass" and its variations. I will report on the results when it happens.
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Wish me luck.

(didn't notice the doublepost, may I be forgiven)
 
Punished Slav said:
The guy said one thing about doomer content (while somewhat referencing himself) and you act like all his posts on the thread consist of him masturbating himself publicly.

Most exaggerated thread derailing award.
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Not gonna lie. Kind of suspicious how you were eager to jump into recovering doomer's defense, still responded to me even though my call out post was still "off topic" and you got visibly upset over me saying that normal people could improve by themselves without getting bullied.

Is it a synthcell/ex-synthcell thing to try to make hughboxes everywhere you go?
 
斯尼 德之王 said:
Not gonna lie. Kind of suspicious how you were eager to jump into recovering doomer's defense, still responded to me even though my call out post was still "off topic" and you got visibly upset over me saying that normal people could improve by themselves without getting bullied.

Is it a synthcell/ex-synthcell thing to try to make hughboxes everywhere you go?
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Go derail a different thread, faggot.

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Wish me luck.

(didn't notice the doublepost, may I be forgiven)
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As for proper thread content, I'll finish the rest of this tomorrow. He's probably not privating it because he's a retard.
 
Clipbros from the Futaman threads must've missed this one - here is Coby claiming that Chris Chan :punished: is a product of internet harassment; more precisely - KiwiFarms made Chris Chan who he is today.
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Punished Slav said:
Clipbros from the Futaman threads must've missed this one - here is Coby claiming that Chris Chan :punished: is a product of internet harassment; more precisely - KiwiFarms made Chris Chan who he is today.
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Yes, a lolcow is never responsible for his own actions. According to the futaman, the words on a screen are enough to force a man to rape his mother. And when Coby troon out one day, that will be our fault, too.
 
Punished Slav said:
To counteract the derailing of this thread, I challenge myself to watching Futaman's next stream in full and counting how many times he says "ass" and its variations. I will report on the results when it happens.
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It's done.

The first "ass" was 9 minutes into the stream as a chat read; the first real one was 30 minutes in. Ironically, "shit" was much more common through the early parts of the stream. Plenty of head shakes as well. I'd say it was a bit below average in terms of pure "ass". However, the sheer homoeroticism makes up for it. This stream's grand total is 18 times in 6 hours and 34 minutes (discounting 14 minutes of AFK). He said "ass" every 38min 33sec on average.

EDIT: I forgot to add - he seems to say "ass" more often later into the stream. I guess it's because his brain returns to factory settings and turns gay.
  • "Quest for Korean ass" - read chat
  • "Gross-ass freaks." - regarding aliens
  • "Why would I wanna save the gross-ass fucks?" - ditto
  • "I mean, I still enjoyed ODST, but it's clear that parts of it were pretty halfass." - game talk
  • "I'm gonna contact my lawyers and sue your ass for this shit." - replying to chat saying "i'm racist"
  • "he generated like a hundred images of Nicocado Avocado's ass." - no clue about the context
  • "I ain't going to watch a boring ass dogshit propaganda video that's 90 minutes long." - on some blackpill video
  • "They got a race of nerds. Ugly ass alien nerds." - game commentary
  • "So, if your dad is a soy boy millennial fag who takes it up the ass..." - regarding modern father figures
  • "those are all crazy ass women who want to brainwash you into being a tranny." - about teachers
  • "You probably get fucked up the ass by, I don't know, everyone, because you're a faggot." - responding to chat
  • "Shut up, asswipe. I already did it." - speaking to a game character
  • "What a pain in the ass." - DSPing
  • "So these assholes are gonna try and kill my ass." - a double!
  • Equip my gun, asswipe." - DSPing
  • "It is not thought-provoking, you fucking idiot. You gayass motherfucker." - reacting to ShillUp SHf review
  • "He's deepthroating Konami cock and he's liking it because he's gay. Gayass Australian motherfucker sucking Japanese cock." - ditto, the full quote is pure projection (just replace it with futa)

I might do this again, the numbers didn't satisfy me.
 
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Punished Slav said:
Clipbros from the Futaman threads must've missed this one - here is Coby claiming that Chris Chan :punished: is a product of internet harassment; more precisely - KiwiFarms made Chris Chan who he is today.
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Its always retarded when people soley blame the trolls, or evil kiwifarms, for Chris being the way he is. They never blame Barb and Bob who were awful parents and did nothing to help their autistic son. Chris didnt even start getting trolled until he was 25, which is a grown ass man. I have sympathy for Chris because some trolls did some fucked up stuff, bluespike for example, and he never had a chance to learn to be a decent person. Of course you can be a good parent and your kid still ends up a scumbag but we'll never know for sure how Chris could have turned out with better parents.
 
NeoMorgan said:
Chris didnt even start getting trolled until he was 25, which is a grown ass man.
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I wouldn't be surprised if Futaman just didn't understand the concept of independent thinking. Given his leeching from a mother he hates, dodging rent, blaming his surroundings for everything wrong. Almost like the guy he was running defense for. @Husky you're gonna love this one when you make another video. I couldn't do Synthmom any better.



Memory Runner seems to have gotten less active since he was shot at.
 
Punished Slav said:
It's done.

The first "ass" was 9 minutes into the stream as a chat read; the first real one was 30 minutes in. Ironically, "shit" was much more common through the early parts of the stream. Plenty of head shakes as well. I'd say it was a bit below average in terms of pure "ass". However, the sheer homoeroticism makes up for it. This stream's grand total is 18 times in 6 hours and 34 minutes (discounting 14 minutes of AFK). He said "ass" every 38min 33sec on average.

EDIT: I forgot to add - he seems to say "ass" more often later into the stream. I guess it's because his brain returns to factory settings and turns gay.
  • "Quest for Korean ass" - read chat
  • "Gross-ass freaks." - regarding aliens
  • "Why would I wanna save the gross-ass fucks?" - ditto
  • "I mean, I still enjoyed ODST, but it's clear that parts of it were pretty halfass." - game talk
  • "I'm gonna contact my lawyers and sue your ass for this shit." - replying to chat saying "i'm racist"
  • "he generated like a hundred images of Nicocado Avocado's ass." - no clue about the context
  • "I ain't going to watch a boring ass dogshit propaganda video that's 90 minutes long." - on some blackpill video
  • "They got a race of nerds. Ugly ass alien nerds." - game commentary
  • "So, if your dad is a soy boy millennial fag who takes it up the ass..." - regarding modern father figures
  • "those are all crazy ass women who want to brainwash you into being a tranny." - about teachers
  • "You probably get fucked up the ass by, I don't know, everyone, because you're a faggot." - responding to chat
  • "Shut up, asswipe. I already did it." - speaking to a game character
  • "What a pain in the ass." - DSPing
  • "So these assholes are gonna try and kill my ass." - a double!
  • Equip my gun, asswipe." - DSPing
  • "It is not thought-provoking, you fucking idiot. You gayass motherfucker." - reacting to ShillUp SHf review
  • "He's deepthroating Konami cock and he's liking it because he's gay. Gayass Australian motherfucker sucking Japanese cock." - ditto, the full quote is pure projection (just replace it with futa)
I might do this again, the numbers didn't satisfy me.
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Amazing! The newest Silent Hill f video has an even higher ass rate than the stream. It took him only two and a half minutes for the first "ass" to drop. We're seeing a total of 6 asses in 39 minutes. This means he said ass every SIX AND A HALF MINUTES on average! If we kept this ratio and multiplied it to match the stream length, we would be seeing ALMOST 61 ASSES in 394 minutes.

  • "...kills a bunch of grown-ass men and women." - Hinako lack of realism
  • "I guess she just beats them to death. She's that badass." - ditto
  • "If you flail with R1 and R2, you're going to get your ass beat in this game." - controls
  • "...attacks like a fucking Berserk Elden Ring enemy doing random ass shit." - enemy design
  • "So, he can actually combo your ass and deplete like half your health bar." - ditto
    • These last three have been said in a span of 20 SECONDS!
  • "...getting a huge ass brand on your back..." - marriage allegory
 
Seeing this thread turn around is like seeing a mass cult deprogramming. I am so proud of this cuckmunity.
Edit: I'm gay and in the wrong thread. Disregard me, I suck cocks.
 
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