Dave Brian Muscato / Danielle Tatiana Muscato / Danielle Brian Muscato - Half-Assed Trans Activist, Fully Arrested, Rape Appropriator, Convicted of Stalking His Parents

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I have a feeling that Dave's name was ever on the lease or his roommates tossed him out.
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Plum Smuggler said:
I have a feeling that Dave's name was ever on the lease or his roommates tossed him out.
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I think that he wasn’t on the lease. If he was, the landlord can’t kick him out; no lease makes him month-to-month and he’s got the required 30 day notice. My head canon however is that there was mo miscommunication: either his landlord chose to misinterpret him and used it as an opportunity to boot him out, or Dave cloaked his simple message in so much self-pity that the landlord just tuned out, and only retained the magic phrase “moving out”.
 
A dependable quality amongst low-functioning narc cows (think dave) is that their delusions of grandeur always lead them to neglect their basic needs and standard of living until they're in the position of begging in a way they tellingly feel is consistent with the image they've been projecting (think activist). This arrogant fuck's only contingency for wearing out his welcome was to tag his cat's Facebook profile in a post begging for the next place to wear out his welcome in.

Dave may not be the only "self-proclaimed activist and intellectual leader who just so happens to be an unfuckable recidivist and sexual deviant on disability who can't manage money and is perpetually one burnt bridge away from abject homelessness due to lacking basic skills or faculties their social media front exists to distract from" cow I follow - But his relative lack of an effective sense of shame compels him to go out of his way to publicize every humiliating circumstance he unnecessarily creates for himself in what he believes is a face-saving manner which, even if true, would be less embarrassing than keeping such incidents or details to himself.

For example: A similar cow I follow (and won't link to, due to their skittish nature) made a FB post begging for a place to stay after claiming his parents kicked him out of the house for "being gay."

In reality, he had called an ambulance to his parents' house after convincing himself he had damaged his intestines by fucking his ass with the handle of the toilet plunger he had stolen from them; and decided he would rather e-beg than deal with the reality of the situation he'd created in which the only victims of the faggot son were the parents - who he continued to live with for another ten years or so, until they effectively did kick him out by procuring and co-signing a cheap apartment lease for him; which led to zero Facebook begging (rather, he boasted that he had finally had enough of taking care of his redneck parents [think trump]; and was ready to move on in his life).

The difference between that cow and Dave is that Dave would overshare all the humiliating details in an implausible narrative most morons would know better than to believe made them look stunning and brave. The other cow's humiliating story was something I had to piece together through a series of "cow logic" inferences concerning crucial details the cow had chosen to omit (e.g., when a cow uses social media to go out of their way to suggest they have control over their bowels on their profile, and their spouse is complaining about having to buy adult diapers for an incontinent family member on their own profile - Note: This is a real fucking example). Dave is a consistent and reliable source of hilariously unredacted information; provided you're willing to translate it.
 
Small Jackson Galaxy psa to say don't let your cats get comfortable biting you for playtime. It never works out well.
also what is that fucking piece of trash around his wrist. Seriously, I could knit something from a half finished goodwill find that looks better than this. (And probably smells better.)
 
Looks like it. Or dyshidrotic eczema? Though it's generally between the fingers or on the palms, in severe cases it spreads to the back of the hands. Women are likelier to get it than men and they're told to try taking birth control pills, lol. Danielle has arrived!!!
 
Trombonista said:
It's not even the right colors. It's clearly green and beige. Maybe the beige part used to be pink, though.
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It may have been trans colors when he got it, but Dave is so unwashed and foul that it has become too dingy to tell what the colors are supposed to be. Also he has some kind of low-exposure effect filter on the photo.
 
The only employable quality Dave has is his expendability. He was born too late to fill the seats of all those dogs and monkeys that were sent into space. Any requisite skill beyond being told "godspeed" as he's strapped into some kind of chair intended for flight or execution has some shitty attitude of Dave's in the way of performing the duty. Apparently, he can't even be paid to bathe.
 
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Dave played at a festival yesterday with "Kyle The Worst and The Worst Band."

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He uploaded a couple videos of the performance to his YouTube channel.

Look at his little feet go!
Dave with Kyle the Worst.webp


 
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