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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
sex haver said:
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A fourth fish has entered the tank. Name is "Bezo". He's from Florida.

Edit:

Missed if he had any nicotine on him. For whatever reason, Vance had a conversation with Mohammad the entire time Bezo's bags were being searched.
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Bezo said that he's going by his gamertag (Bezopasan) and he plays Minecraft.

There is a person who sounds like Bezo who has spent the last 8 years of their life obsessively playing the Minecraft server 2b2t.

He has a small YouTube channel where he attempted to host a podcast and witch hunt alleged pedos on the server.


Don't know if it's the same guy, but Fishtank was popular on 2b2t. Just a starting point if anyone wants to go down a rabbit hole.
 
Its Vladi Bby said:
Im always curious about the ages of the ppl watching this, I dont watch streamers or IP2 or anything like that, other than this.

Does this show cater to zoomers or ppl that are closer in age to Sam?
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A lot of IP2 zoomers who go scorched earth the second Jet does something they don't like, and then they start acting like weens and trying to sink the show. A lot of us here are older MDE fans and they definitely exist, but FT has taken a life of its own from about Season 2 onwards and leans way more in the IP2 direction.
Glass House said:
Don't know if it's the same guy, but Fishtank was popular on 2b2t. Just a starting point if anyone wants to go down a rabbit hole.
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Probably is the same dude, in S3 they made a ton of 2b2t jokes with Jobe (who plays on there).
 
I know it came out today and all, but I already don't like the new house floor plan. I liked S1/S4 house floor plan where it was more open.
 
Next contestant: Anisa
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A fifth fish has entered the tank. Name is "Anisa".

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She has nicotine on her. Jet mentioned they are now "five for five" on nicotine addicts, and Mohammad mentioned she saw Anisa's audition. So far, every fish has auditioned and knows what the show is, and is addicted to nicotine.

She says she's from El Paso, Texas. Mohammad questioned her ethnicity and she said she is Mexican.
 
sex haver said:
A fifth fish has entered the tank. Name is "Anisa".

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She has nicotine on her. Jet mentioned they are now "five for five" on nicotine addicts, and Mohammad mentioned she saw Anisa's audition. So far, every fish has auditioned and knows what the show is, and is addicted to nicotine.
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Binx and Josie fusioned danced with a dash of Gyspy Rose. She could be 35 or 55 and I honestly can't tell.
 
sex haver said:
A fifth fish has entered the tank. Name is "Anisa".

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She has nicotine on her. Jet mentioned they are now "five for five" on nicotine addicts, and Mohammad mentioned she saw Anisa's audition. So far, every fish has auditioned and knows what the show is, and is addicted to nicotine.
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Theme is definitely force them to pay for rent and necessities and see how many of these addicts just buy slop instead.
 
i dont want to blackpill, but so far i think they're all fans who auditioned and none of them have that "insane" factor. i hope they're leaving the best for last.
 
sex haver said:
A fifth fish has entered the tank. Name is "Anisa".

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She has nicotine on her. Jet mentioned they are now "five for five" on nicotine addicts, and Mohammad mentioned she saw Anisa's audition. So far, every fish has auditioned and knows what the show is, and is addicted to nicotine.
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Damn we both sniped that second screenshot at almost the exact same time
 
sex haver said:
A fifth fish has entered the tank. Name is "Anisa".

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She has nicotine on her. Jet mentioned they are now "five for five" on nicotine addicts, and Mohammad mentioned she saw Anisa's audition. So far, every fish has auditioned and knows what the show is, and is addicted to nicotine.
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Oh my she kinda has a Pearshaped head as qweenPearnisa

GGSurvivor said:
Bashir trying to ethnoguess her is so funny

"Are you Armenian?"
"Are you Asian?"
"Are you Mexican?"
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She’s 2% Lebanese obviously
 
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