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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
sex haver said:
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Bingo/Bongo interview.

Best day of their life: today, getting on Fishtank.

Most embarrassing moment ever: Bongo mumbles through an autistic story about how she asked her sister about a boy while she was on a voice call with him. She thought her microphone was muted but it wasn't.

Music tastes: rap. Insane Clown Posse. Bam mentions he has a relative in CKY, which has opened for them before.
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Imagining Bing & Bongo killing me to the sound of Chicken Huntin’
 
hyperboregro said:
I don't think Bam is going to stick around for the whole show, even if that's something they claimed or hinted (I'm out of the loop this season, just found out it was starting like 10 minutes before it did). I bet he'll be in and out as a cameo appearance like last time.
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i agree. ill be so shocked if bam is the "permanent host". there's no way. unless bam really is that down bad, then maybe he will be and im totally wrong.
 
I thought don vito died whats he doing on fishtank bloatmaxxing

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Victoria next.

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Summarize yourself: Describes herself as "odd" with a dark sense of humor. Not offended by anything other than disrespect. Loves animals, loves to party and do urban exploration. Gamer, favorite video games are Legend of Zelda and Wario Land titles. Played Tony Hawk Pro Skater games as a kid back in PS2 era.

Bam talks about how his dad has a huge collection of Elvis memorabilia. Bam says he doesn't understand the fixation.

Most embarrassing moment ever: In middle school, she dropped her lunch tray on herself accidentally and had food stains on her clothing the entire day. Maybe a time she was so drunk she doesn't remember, Bam says "I've been there" and tells a story about a time he was blackout drunk and got banned from a pita restaurant.

Best day ever: Finding out she will be on Fishtank. Alternatively, when she got her Switch 2. Says that was "life changing" to get one.

Art: She mentions liking making beads for necklaces and such. Bam talks about how he picked up painting as a hobby when touring. He accidentally ruined a hotel hallway with oil paint because he didn't know it takes days to dry.
 
sex haver said:
Describes herself as "odd" with a dark sense of humor. Not offended by anything other than disrespect. Loves animals, loves to party and do urban exploration. Gamer, favorite video games are Legend of Zelda and Wario Land titles.
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This is 1:1 the Tinder bio for every beat chick over 30.
 
Anisa next.

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What do you do for fun: Cooking. Top dish? Anything with beets because they are so versatile.

Best day ever: Can't answer. Bam changes to "what is a good day". She says rainy day at home and watching a movie. Bam agrees, says he likes to paint and start new Netflix series on rainy days.

Talks about her kid. Grandma and Grandpa are currently watching her infant. Child's birthday is the last day of Fishtank S5 (April 15th).

Bam tries to end the interview. Ben says to hold on and talk about drama. Anisa says that she likes everyone and doesn't want any drama. They talk about the public vape in the lounge.

Who do you get along with the most: She really likes Bezo. JD as well, but everyone is pretty chill.
 
Bam can talk and relate to anyone. Retard twin said she likes ICP, Bam was able to make a connection to how his brother is in a band called CKY and toured with ICP

JD said he was stuck at the Atlantic airport, and Bam brought up how chaotic that airport is.

I definitely think he's the good cop that's gonna be there to help people stay in the game and motivate them. I just hope we have someone completely opposite of him. Do you see Frank being apart of this season?


I've heard Bam ask the fish if they think they will survive the 30 days? I thought FishTank was typically 6 weeks. Is this season only 30 days?
 
anliteralidiot said:
People who want Alex B for anything clearly haven't kept up with him post-Tank. The summary is this: he can't do shit, he can't be controlled, and his fat, disgusting ogress of a wife will ruin it.
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I totally forgot about him. I was thinking of Alex Stein whenever someone mentioned Alex for a host. But then I was like "Why would he waste his time with that?"
 
JD next.

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Who do you get along with the most: James, Vicky, Anisa, Landon, Bezo. He mentions that he took the same taxi/Uber to the house from the airport with Bezo and they talked before the show.

In his application, JD called himself a "shit starter". He tells Bam about how Mohammad was the one actually starting shit and trying to ruin the communal vape.

Bam mentions that there was loud Arabic music on the stream before he arrived. JD explains that Mohammad has to pray towards Mecca and plays the song.

Can you last 30 days: Yes, doesn't think any issues. Only problem so far has been the annoying Arabic music when Mohammad prays.

Bam says that after these interviews, speakers will be deployed for TTS to yell at them.

Bam says that he knows the jobs are going to be "weird ass stuff" like "carry this lamp back and forth ten times".
 
James Drake next.

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Summarize yourself: Has a degree in music. Couldn't make it as a musician in Austin, too much competition. Got into acting instead, now runs his own production company.

What kind of music do you like: Everything. He saw Prince perform at South by Southwest. Bam mentions seeing Foo Fighters there, James was there as well at the same show.

James mentions his favorite movie as a kid was "Grind" back in 2003. Painfully generic early 2000s skater comedy movie. Apparently Bam was in it. Bam remembers so little about it that sometimes people will quote his lines in the movie at him, and he doesn't get the reference. They talk about how there is apparently a Grind 2 coming out soon.

Favorite kind of movie: "Deep". Anything he has to think about. Likes to have something to "chew on". Bam mentions Inception as an example, James agrees.

Best day of your life: Got divorced six years ago, went to Alaska solo and considered suicide. Climbed a mountain to jump off of it, but thought the view at the summit was so beautiful that he decided not to do it. They talk a bit more about hiking/mountain climbing.
 
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