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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
Someone just called Vicky a "gas station opiate" junky via TTS lol.

She replies "it's not EVEN an OPIATE!"

Voiceover - It basically is an opiate:
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Damn I wish I hadn't gotten busy at work before Bingobongo and Charity showed up. I was going to predict the the remaining female fish were also going to be uggos, and that Jet was purposefully doing it to counter the Jet Nepstein allegations. Purposefully harming the show from simp donos for his own ego. The other half of my prediction hasn't played out though, that the young hotter chicks that Jet's grooming will show up later in the the show as Freeloaders.

pooterino said:
Someone just called Vicky a "gas station opiate" junky via TTS lol.

She replies "it's not EVEN an OPIATE!"

Voiceover - It basically is an opiate:
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Dr Drew always use to talk about how people that had the addiction gene would usually have a euphoric reaction to taking opioids. I wonder if those people also get the euphoria from Kratom because it's triggering that part of their biology, with out the numbing effect.
 
pooterino said:
Someone just called Vicky a "gas station opiate" junky via TTS lol.

She replies "it's not EVEN an OPIATE!"

Voiceover - It basically is an opiate:
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Kratom is pretty addictive. The side effects aren't as extreme as something like heroin, but withdrawal is a miserable experience for frequent users. There was a pretty good YouTube video of a former kratom user documenting his experience with it, how it just made him nauseous, tired and antsy when he was away from it. I also remember having to fight one of my friends about it because he wanted to use it to cure his ADHD.

Vicky is gonna crack like an egg by tomorrow night, I'm certain. I kind of hope her time on the show will make her realize that she needs to sober up, but I'm not getting my hopes up.
 
sex haver said:
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Jet just took over director cam.

JD allegedly STOLE some POCKY!

Jet wants to know what should be done about this.

Jet mentions that the punishment for stealing from the Market is a permanent ban from the Market, however, in this case, the fish were not aware of this rule yet so that might be too extreme of a punishment.

They will "make a decision soon".
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the decision is to "make some fish do it for them instead"
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Jet says that he doesn't want to start things off bad, because they aren't "assmad" or "pissy" on day 1.

They are instead going to issue a new job to someone to be a DETECTIVE, to find the thief and issue a fine. The thieves will be in debt rather than banned.

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Edit:

Bingo/Bongo have been given the Detective job.

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Rango Dango said:
the decision is to "make some fish do it for them instead"
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I actually think this was a good call. Incentivising devision by making someone call the thieves out.

I think they should establish a rule that if you keep your theft hidden for a certain segment of time you aren't punished and get to keep it. That way theft isn't discouraged, but being a bad thief is.
 
Bingo and Bongo have a job.
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JD stole the pocky and Vicky stole the vape. They say they already know at least one of those.
 
It's Cold Outside said:
Vicky is gonna crack like an egg by tomorrow night, I'm certain. I kind of hope her time on the show will make her realize that she needs to sober up, but I'm not getting my hopes up.
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They allowed her to purchase kratom, she has like 20 capsules. Since she seems to use the powder and not the wacky super strong stuff, she's probably now set for several days.

I think we got all the content possible from her being deprived kratom, her going into actual kratom wd wouldn't be particularly entertaining as it's a lot more substantial than getting cranky as fuck from being denied say nicotine or caffeine or something.
 
Detective twins so autistic that they don't know anyone's names yet lol
 
Hoi Polloi said:
They allowed her to purchase kratom, she has like 20 capsules. Since she seems to use the powder and not the wacky super strong stuff, she's probably now set for several days.

I think we got all the content possible from her being deprived kratom, her going into actual kratom wd wouldn't be particularly entertaining as it's a lot more substantial than getting cranky as fuck from being denied say nicotine or caffeine or something.
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Is kratom haram?
 
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