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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
Tuned in during my lunch break, first thing I see is the twins scrounging for dead bugs. Peak content.

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everyone was given a job to win fish bucks. the twins were put on dead bug collection duty. ben had to tell them over the loud speaker to not eat the lady bugs they are finding because they are toxic. these two are actually just rancid.
 
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The Market is now open and the fish are shopping. Bingo/Bongo are walking around with a container of dead bugs.

Jet just kicked JD out of the shop because he is "shop banned" until he repays his fine from the night before ( $8 ).

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JD is the ROBOT HELPER. He must give the robot "uppies and downies" and stay it its side until all robot tasks are completed.
 
Bezos - Total Bezos Death. He looks exactly like you would imagine an Internet tough guy looking like IRL. He will cry before he leaves the show. I think he's pretending to be gay so he's attacked for something that doesn't bother him, instead of personal things like how it looks like his adams apple ate his chin.
Nope, he's been openly gay since he was a teenager afaik
 
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Bezo, James, and JD are scheming. Bezo has explained to them his job is to get Landon pissed off enough to break something. However, Bezo doesn't want Landon to be upset at him, so the plan is to get him angry at Vicky instead. From what I understood, they plan to cut open one of his plushies and blame it on Vicky in the hopes that Landon will retaliate. James also wants to shoplift during Vicky's shift (she is the second shift for the market) so she doesn't get paid.
 
Didn't see this posted anywhere, for night 1 this is some grade A kino
I like how he didn't give in to any of her BPD delusions. He just told her straight what was going on.

I think her crashing out is funny and I hope that she does it more. Having somebody who's interesting and hated is much better than having somebody who's fucking boring.
 
Day 1 impressions

It was a good day, but Production kind of over hyped up how amazing it was. It was a good first day though, might be the best one so far.

1. TWINS, Bingo and Bongo. A powerhouse team. From what i can tell Bingo is autistic, while Bongo is not. Both are equally slow. Best fish. Bug Scientists.
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2. Bezo. He kind of sucks, but is good at getting a reaction out of people. I want him to have a bad time.
3. JD. I easily dislike him the most, he fills the Brian archtype of constantly meta-ing the TTS's to the other fish, and has said multiple times "Wow you guys spent 30$ just to send that!!?" and telling other fish, vicky in particular, that if she gets hate TTS she is "winning because she is making the show like so much money, like easily 1000$ an hour" I want him out first. Hes a fish that fucks with the vibe.
4. Icky Vicky. A self centered addict in complete denial who could give bossman a run for his money. Shes pretty much Rachel and Sylvia rolled into one. Very fun to hate, i want her to stay around.
5. Anissa. Kind of mid, has not really done anything. She said when she first came into the house she had a kid 9 months ago and then later said she had an 11 month old kid, so IDK whats up with that. OF hoe.
6. Landon. I have high hopes for him, that to me personally im not sure he will live up too. When i saw him come into the house i thought he would be instant greatness being the only autistic/slow male in the house but.... hes been pretty boring and dull so far.
7. Charity. The mother hen of the house. Probably one of the first 3 to leave just by virtue of her being the oldest and probably not entirely down with some of the things that will happen.
8. Muhammed. One of the better fish. Muslim and mega WEEB. Production without a doubt warned him about the kind of TTS's he would get about Islam as he seems to be taking it in stride, and deliberately tries to bait it at times.
Likes to talk to the cameras at EXTREME length by himself, and obviously has an incredibly high opinion of himself. Should be good to see if he can get taken down a peg or two. He obviously knows about the Autism meta on fishtank as he started sucking up to Landon the minute he entered the house and has been glazing the fuck out of him.
9. James Drake. Sleeper. I think he has extreme potential. Has already taken charge of team guy with himself, JD, and Bezo. One to watch out for.
10. Emma. Saved the worst for last. The only simpable mid on the season and thus will get alot of fan support for no reason. I fell for Ellie being a sleeper last season and will not fall for it again. Shes complete nontent, she should go first.

Something i picked up on was during all the confessionals was Bam worked in "Puzzles" and "Reading a good book" maybe not during every interview he did but atleast 4 times from what i saw, and it was kind of ham fisted a few of the times he did it. And they sell books for various prices and Puzzles for 50$ in the store, so i think theres something hidden in one of the Puzzles/books in there.
 
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Vicky has nothing to do until 5 PM when she takes over the shop, so she is of course just moping without her drugs and vape. TTS was re-enabled and of course, it immediately is flooded with hate messages towards her. 67% sad. *sigh*

JD laughed at one message that said Vicky has "BUTT HERPES, HERPES IN THE BUTT".
 
Day 1 impressions

It was a good day, but Production kind of over hyped up how amazing it was. It was a good first day though, might be the best one so far.
A solid assessment. If production has learned its lesson (big if) they will put tasks on Emma to force her to engage. I also think the OF whore has potential to be a catty bitch. She appeared to be plotting and gossiping. She also was one of the people contributing to Icky's crash out. It could manifest later. Or she can just be a Binx and laze about attempting to aura farm her post wall latina face.
 
Emma's job was The Drug Tester, had to get a hair sample from everyone, she worked quick and got it with out revealing the purpose for 35 dollars. She is looking to be a quiet but competitive Fish.
 
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