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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 71 8.2%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 106 12.2%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 204 23.5%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 434 50.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 53 6.1%
  • Total voters
    868
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Bingo/Bongo turned in their job. Jet made them count each dead bug into his hand individually. They only got to 48 and rushed down stairs to collect two more bugs. They have received their pay of $16!
 
sex haver said:
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Bingo/Bongo turned in their job. Jet made them count each dead bug into his hand individually. They only got to 48 and rushed down stairs to collect two more bugs. They have received their pay of $16!
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Jet says that he will give them more money if they find 50 lady bugs a day. Even more if they find the nest. So the twins are on the snake skin quest and the lady bug quest. :semperfidelis:
 
Bezo's scheming going on rn, literal gayops
 
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Bezo and JD have started their dastardly plan and shredded one of Landon's plushies while Vicky is trying to sleep in the room! They are now trying to convince Landon to step away from the Market to look at it.

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They are, as planned, blaming it on Vicky. Bezo is flaming Vicky hard.
 
The plan has mostly backfired; Landon doesn't really give a shit, and instead, Vicky is now pissed. She collected a cup and bottle of water and dumped it on Bezo's bed, soaking it. He grabbed the bottle from her and splashed it on her instead.
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He retaliated by dumping hand soap on her bed. He's now standing around just straight up insulting her.
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SHE'S PICKED UP HER BAGS and is walking out of the bedroom! They are getting very close to an actual physical fight, grabbing bottles and shit from each other.
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They separated and Vicky is now just crying on the couch while TTS goes off.
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Plasticise said:
4. Icky Vicky
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Rachel was somewhat meta for the show because there was a contingent of spergs who constantly spent money to felt her with TTS. The issue was that she never interacted much with the cast and left on her accord. If vicky doesn't just hole herself up in her room 24/7 like the fat hog did she has good potential to drive the show forward. I'm mostly afraid she gets burned out within the first week and wage quit, much like rachel.
Plasticise said:
10. Emma. Saved the worst for last. The only simpable mid on the season and thus will get alot of fan support for no reason. I fell for Ellie being a sleeper last season and will not fall for it again. Shes complete nontent, she should go first.
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I could excuse Ellie's nothingburger snoozefest performance on the account of her being barely 18 and still in highschool at the time, thus not having much life experience (on top of being a shut-in wignat e-girl) to be funny or interesting. Emma is like, what 20 something so she really has no excuse to be underperforming compared to other fish.
 
GGSurvivor said:
Bezo is actually a worse Rachel in terms of trying to be "in the know". He's trying to be meta because he's a fishtank discord mod. He's actively ruining the content. He's a faggot.
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Not reigning in Bezo is going to fuck up the season. Could be the start of Jetting it up, this is final week shit, not day 2.
 
I'm just glad Vicky did something other than sulk through the whole thing, at least she fought back this time.

Back to the sulking now though, sad!
 
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