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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
CHALLENGE TIME!

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They will be given an example of a fake mobile game ad. They must then act out how that game would be played, sound effects and all.
 
Bashir just told the Indian lady on the robot (unprompted) that he can't have her as a wife because he has 4 already and that's the max he can have. I don't believe it's true but it was funny that he interrupted JD's conversation to bring it up out of nowhere.
 
Meiwaku said:
Bam is taking the leadership roles and has the involement needed to keep the show going.

He was the right pick.
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I was surprised by the teaser video they put up before the season and thought the Bam thing was just a bit but you could tell how enthusiastic he was during the interviews yesterday, more so today and he has just the perfect type of charisma and autism for this job.

I'm really optimistic about this season. (Not trying to jinx it..)
 
sex haver said:
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Charity is THE FLIRT. She must convincingly flirt with another contestant. She gets paid only when the target of her affection speaks to another fish or the audience about her flirting in a positive manner. $45 pay out!

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Bezo's job is RAGE BAIT LANDON. He must get Landon angry enough to break an object. Landon cannot suspect this is his job. $18 pay.

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Bingo/Bongo are the BUG SCIENTIST. They must collect 50 dead bugs and tell all the other fish they are looking for dead ladybugs. I believe it was $18 pay.

Others not shown on screen:
  • Anisa: The Chef. Just like last night with Charity, she must get ALL the fish at the dinner table to get paid.
  • Landon: Market Early Shift. He works until 5 PM.
  • James Drake: "Put Me On Big Bro". He must convince Bam he is an amateur skater trying to go pro. He must get Bam to give him advice on going pro as a skateboarder.
  • Vicky: Market Late Shift. Starts at 5 PM.
  • Emma: Drug Tester. She must collect a hair sample from every fish.
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no way they are actually coming up with non-retarded and entertaining things for the fish to do. it might actually not be over, the show might in fact be back. shocking development. I refuse to admit this is Jet and Ben's doing and will fully give props to Vance
 
God I hope Charity makes it far. Ninja Strike added to apple store wishlist, but can she shit in a bucket in the closet during the Cell?
 
Rango Dango said:
does the m3u file not work for you guys either? im trying to run it via mpv and it throws 404
if i open the sources in the browser it says Could not retrieve stream: Shutting down since this session is not allowed to view this stream
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Polyboros2 said:
Same, I had it on an Android TV running it through VLC, tried to turn it on in the morning for the wife and pets to listen to while I was at work and it was giving me a similar error.
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Getting the same issues too, I'm using the fishtank-s5.m3u file that uses dp-cf-cdn.goran.jetzt domains and nothing is loading. Went to check that biggielive URL and the fuckheads have a script to block using F12 even to the point of closing the tab.
 
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