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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
The Twins' game is "Catch The Ball 1"
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I opened that custom html file for the cams and the main bar cam keeps on stuttering, I think it's because it's making the same mistake the actual site did during season 1 of trying to pipe the cams as thumbnails in real time. Any way to tweak it to just framegrab every few moments instead of piping 21 camera feeds at the same time for tiny boxes?
 
Thoughts on the fish from day 1
Bezo/Jacob Isaac Graham - A virgin in every way that matters. He's catty and needling everyone to get under their skin, then when it gets too much and they blow up he acts like they're crazy and he barely did anything. Caught him a few times coming on strong to Bashir, clearly just to make him uncomfortable. Looking forward to him being targeted.
JD - Least favorite. Hagfagging Vicky is disgusting, pretending to be her lispy gay friend while egging her on to embarass herself further. Defending islam in front of Bashir then talking shit behind his back. He's doing that to everyone, defending them from tts to their face then laughing about it later. Two faced snake who won't ever have real friends because he doesn't have a real self.
Anisa - Older Trish. I like that she's game for challenges and is forming a friendship with Charity, but her personality doesn't stand out much yet.
Landon - Boring so far, but he might be the type to bloom with fewer people around. Effortlessly mogs Bashir with his willingness to be a bit goofy.
Charity - Ray of cackling sunshine. She's got ADHD bad though, and will absolutely be failing challenges if no one's around to keep her on task.
James Drake - He's affable and friendly to everyone, but it comes off like he's playing a reality tv strategy. It left a bad taste when he went after Vicky for calling Jacob a faggot. He's thinking too much about how he comes off to the outside world and how it'll impact his career, I won't be invested in him unless they can break him out of that mindset.
Twins - Perfect. No notes.
Bashir - Hate him, but I can't wait to find out how he handles pressure. Will he double down on his tryhard act, or will he cuck out like Daniel?
Emma - She's there.
Vicky - Never learned how to handle her emotions and takes it out on everyone else. I will say, it didn't help that she was getting dogged by everyone in the attic. She would've crashed anyway, but that relentless pressure is the same that led Jimmy snapping.
In the future, I hope production takes steps to redirect JD and Bezo when they try to focus down a fish that people actually like.
 
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