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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
i should have trusted the plan. im really fucking happy with how bams turning out, drive the ship bam.

also these twins is freeky deeky, and im disgusted by bezo, he needs to be flayed.
 
Bezo went in to talk to the jeetbot, but after a few minutes of Indian TTS spam, TTS started to go after Bezo instead, and production hates him so they pulled absolutely no punches. Among others, one TTS called him a Jewish pedophile, and another used his real name and accused him of molesting children. The troll mask started to slip, he got obviously shook and defensive, started denying the TTS allegations and lost focus on the jeetbot conversation. Between this and him already starting food fights on day 2, I don't know if he's going to last long
 
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Snake? Snake?!?! SNAAAAAAAKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
 
Hahahahaha wow Mohammed is so smart and funny and cool I hope he doesn't accidentally break both his wrists skateboarding and require a permanent trip to the hospital
 
Blindeye said:
Bezo went in to talk to the jeetbot, but after a few minutes of Indian TTS spam, TTS started to go after Bezo instead, and production hates him so they pulled absolutely no punches. Among others, one TTS called him a Jewish pedophile, and another used his real name and accused him of molesting children. The troll mask started to slip, he got obviously shook and defensive, started denying the TTS allegations and lost focus on the jeetbot conversation. Between this and him already starting food fights on day 2, I don't know if he's going to last long
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dude is a clout hungry discord admin fag with an anime avatar that is severely overestimating his ability to deal with pressure. he will fold quickly, feminine keyboard warriors that take it up the ass like him are all severely mentally ill and insecure. you can put up a good front for a while but staying locked in a cage for weeks will strip that away over time, he's not used to having people fuck with him up close and personal and not through a computer screen. half the TTS is probably being sent by the people who know him from discord lol. I also have a sneaking suspicion that a lot more will be revealed about this guy as enough people that he has slighted in the past learn that he's on the show...
 
Bashir finishes his chat with the Indian, telling her India, Pakistan, Nepal & Sri Lanka should stop fighting like idiots & be united. He tells her he is "Syrian-American" & "I am a Muslim man, obviously."

She replies “Oh, no problem, no problem.” :lol:Screenshot 2026-03-16 at 3.47.29 PM.png
 
MEASUREHEAD said:
dude is a clout hungry discord admin fag with an anime avatar that is severely overestimating his ability to deal with pressure. he will fold quickly, feminine keyboard warriors that take it up the ass like him are all severely mentally ill and insecure. you can put up a good front for a while but staying locked in a cage for weeks will strip that away over time, he's not used to having people fuck with him up close and personal and not through a computer screen. half the TTS is probably being sent by the people who know him from discord lol. I also have a sneaking suspicion that a lot more will be revealed about this guy as enough people that he has slighted in the past learn that he's on the show...
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He's already had one person ITT who gave their details on how much of a fucking fag he is (not in the up the ass way). I know for a fact we will be getting stories and suspicious discord leaks and I for one hope that he is still on the show when it happens so he can be pressed openly about it.
 
First time watching anything Fishtank related. Watching recap of day 1 of season 5 and then watching recaps of season 1 and some of season 2. This is the hardest I've laughed in a very long time.
 
Hyperborean said:
The Twins think the Indian is AI lmfao and are asking if she has consciousness
They're asking her to say something racist to prove she's not AI, and she's refusing
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Just give them the 50k and call it a day bro.

They are too meta.
 
Meiwaku said:
He's already had one person ITT who gave their details on how much of a fucking fag he is (not in the up the ass way). I know for a fact we will be getting stories and suspicious discord leaks and I for one hope that he is still on the show when it happens so he can be pressed openly about it.
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everybody that has spent even a modicum of time on the official discord knows how much of a sad pathetic faggot he is. but what really gets on my nerves about this retard is that he probably got accepted as a contestant to begin with solely because he spent at least a year licking Jet's nutsack, after having given him control over his own discord, all to get on his good side. getting on the show by being a huge kiss ass is probably his worst crime (unless Simmons type details start coming out) and he should get bullied relentlessly for it until he leaves the house crying
 
MEASUREHEAD said:
dude is a clout hungry discord admin fag with an anime avatar that is severely overestimating his ability to deal with pressure. he will fold quickly, feminine keyboard warriors that take it up the ass like him are all severely mentally ill and insecure. you can put up a good front for a while but staying locked in a cage for weeks will strip that away over time, he's not used to having people fuck with him up close and personal and not through a computer screen. half the TTS is probably being sent by the people who know him from discord lol. I also have a sneaking suspicion that a lot more will be revealed about this guy as enough people that he has slighted in the past learn that he's on the show...
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Maybe this has been said before, as much as I think the guy is a wasted slot and don't understand why he was cast, I wouldn't doubt if production cast him intentionally because they knew he'd be so unlikable. He fills that Nifty/Ted/Rachel quota they seem to want, and i think they're going to get a lot of mileage out of fucking with him.
 
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