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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
bookers said:
Changed what I said.
I'm not asking anyone to do anything.
And I'm not trolling, he's been breaking the law for years, so I reported it.
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Null bullied @Cats into suicide with a month long ban for posting here about calling CPS on some lolcow with kids. Hopefully you’ve got a stronger constitution.
 
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Edward McMillen told the twins to draw him isaac from binding of isaac (one of the twins said that she was obsessed with this game)
 
I have contacted the Israeli Embassy and informed them that one of their Jews, Bezo, is being held hostage on Jet Neptune's rape livestream. Hopefully they can save him before it's too late.
 
I think they should give Landon the job of doing experiments on the twins
 
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Mohammad being confronted by Jet for the ZYN THEFT! He has video evidence of him buying one and sneaking a second one off the shelf.

He tries to claim he doesn't know who the person in the video is, as if there is any other turquoise cowbow outfits in the tank.

Jet said that initially the plan was to fine players 2.5x the cost of stolen items, but he feels that a $30 fine would be too punishing for day two, so he reduced it to $8. He is now banned from the market until it is paid. He paid it immediately.

As an additional punishment, he had his HAND CUT OFF just like would happen in SYRIA! He has to make his hand into a fist and it will be taped shut until he goes to bed. No use of his left hand for the rest of the day, except during his prayers.

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MUSLIM THIEF PUNISHMENT: THIS SEASON WE'RE REALLY TAKING THE HANDS OFF



Apologies but the clipbot failed the compile of Bashir Stumpy Hand so no clip of the taping,
 
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