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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
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Jin was eliminated on day 4, one day earlier than Summer & JC.
Depending if you count him or not, that one guy in S3 who made it to his room & got instantly eliminated when they brought in the 2nd round of contestants would be the fastest. You could throw that out on a technicality because it's likely that none of them were ever in the running to actually win. I think he snuck in a phone? It was the going theory around here at the time. It was after the Fishtank reveal when they had to help gaslight the new wave of fish.
 
fishtank is yet another jewish psyop designed to make you more and more attracted to busted girls until finally we simp for a retarded pozzed girl with literal aids. and its working.
Ive literally never been attracted to a single one of the girls on this show and if anything every girl on it has confirmed all my already heavily held opinions about women as a race.
 
"I think it's stronger to stay alive!"
Bashir says, internally sobbing beneath his all too enthusiastic mask regarding his decision not to kill himself his second attempt on a mountain(??) in Alaska.

As if anyone believes you actually were gonna kill yourself, you narcissistic pussy.

I fucking hate this guy.
 
Day two recap (roughly 11:30 AM to 10:30 PM):
  • Bam arrived right at noon to hand out jobs to everyone. All fish got a job today. There was the obvious like Chef or Janitor, but some also got weird stuff like "convince Bam you are a skateboarder and get him to give you advice" and "rage bait Landon and get him to destroy something".
  • Bezo and Vicky almost got into an actual fight. Bezo shredded one of Landon's plushies and framed Vicky. Landon didn't care, but Vicky was furious and dumped water on Bezo's bed. Bezo dumped hand soap on Vicky's bed. This went back and forth for a while until they were throwing water bottles on each other. Bezo followed Vicky around for several hours while insulting her and just openly fucking with her.
  • Bam was not happy about Bezo being a "bully" to this extreme and Jet gave him TTS ability. Over the next several hours, Bam sent 80+ TTS messages calling Bezo a fag and generally just making fun of him for being gay.
  • The roaming bot that was teased as being Sam is instead controlled by an Indian woman from West Bengal. She was hired by production to drive around several hours a day and talk with the fish. She even did interviews with each fish so she could learn their names and chat with them on later days.
  • Challenge time! Each fish received an AI generated poster for a fake mobile game. They had to come up with an idea and pitch their game with no time to plan. James Drake won first and Emma won second. They were awarded fish bucks, didn't catch the amount.
  • The Zyn pods that were confiscated from Beshir and JD were added to the market for $12. As expected, one was quickly shoplifted.
  • Jet announces that only ONE chef job will be given per day. That one meal is provided by production. All other meals are fish either reheating leftovers, or buying food from the market and cooking it themselves.
  • Bam did interviews with all the fish. At the time, Landon was in the lead with STOX value, meaning he will get to pick the first fish to eliminate. Bam asked him which fish he will eliminate if he remains in the lead, Landon said the twins. This immediately infuriated the website chat and caused his STOX to plummet as people started dumping it to ensure he does not remain in the lead. As of writing this, he has dropped below the twins.
  • A second swatting attempt around 5:45 PM. Banging on the door followed by "POLICE!" could be heard on the cam seconds before it was cut. Cams returned roughly 15 minutes later.
  • Mohammad was busted as the Zyn thief. He bought one can and stole a second one. He was punished with an $8 fine (which he paid immediately) but had his HAND CUT OFF! He was required to ball his left hand into a fist and it was wrapped with tape to make a stump, which he had to wear until he went to bed.
  • Classic SFX was enabled. Within seconds, the GAY GUY ALERT was deployed on the room Bezo was in.
  • Ben told Bingo/Bongo they are no longer allowed to be in separate rooms, and must remain together at all times except when using the bathroom.
  • Bingo/Bongo answer a lot of TTS. They mention that they are HIV+ because their mother was HIV+ while pregnant. It is debated whether or not they are actually HIV+ or if this is just a bit.
  • Bezo was given a love letter, which he did not read out loud. Roughly eight minutes later, he stood up and entered the production basement unprompted, which is a major violation of the rules.
  • Around two minutes after this, liquor and orange juice was delivered to the bar. Vicky orders a drink, and Ben pulled her into the market to ask her to not drink tonight because of her behavior when drunk last night. She asks to have just the one already made for her and makes a pinky promise with Ben that she will stop after it.
  • Bezo returned shortly after to pack his bags. He told Anisa that yes, he has chosen to quit due to an undisclosed "family issue". This is the earliest elimination in Fishtank history (~34 hours from start).
  • Bezo gives his goodbyes to everyone. Jet asks if he can film something with Vicky. He says he is "in no rush". They are brought to confessional and bicker more back and forth until Vicky decides she is done and leaves.
  • TTS grills Bezo as he sits solo in the confessional. Says he isn't in a rush because he knows there is no flight home this late. Says it is not related to any doxxing, but he can't say what happened. One last seethe: he claims people sending TTS and messing with him have "lost their family" and "live on disability" which is why they have the time/money to do this.
  • Finally, Bezo brought his bags to the basement and exited the tank.
I don't expect anything else major to happen tonight after Bezo leaving, so posting this and goin to bed early.
 
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please anyone but Seth, literally get Rachel back in over Seth or Ellie even
not rachel, cant have 2 cows. and cant have another nontent. freddy is a better antagonist than faggy jew but there are plenty of good options.

Ive only seen season 4, this season seems to have so much more potential after a few days.how does it compare to the others after this far along?
 

huge lore drop on Vicky. Seems like she was internet infamous before this.
This person expanded her thread just recently and also added a section about the twins. +their discord handles (hahale0819 (bingo/haley) | mppashley (bongo/ashley)).
My past friendship with Ashley (non-victoria related section)
Yes. That's correct. I also used to associate with one of the twins for a long time. As much as I hate her for covering for max and talking bad on Rose. There was a time she stood up for me in a group during a Vrchat session. My brother just died and I was being dogpiled by two losers from the friend group. Rose and Ashley were two of 6 people that were there that stepped in and defended me and my brother.

I think the twins are going to at least make it to the last week. Ashley is a very intelligent person. She is also talented in drawing and her dream job was to be a cartoonist for cartoon network. She loves ed, edd, and eddy and courage the cowardly dog. She also loves various other cartoons and cartoon movies. Ashley isn't stupid as she may seem. And her sister Hale are inseparable. Ashley would tell me constantly that despite their differences they would do almost everything together. It isn't my room to talk about her personal life but I will say this, her person life is very fucked up. I know some shit that made me disgusted at the time of her telling me. And I hope they win this season or at least one of them does. I may not become friends with either one of them but Ashley does wear her heart on her sleeve because again, she was there defending me when I was vulnerable in a time of grievance. She deserves her dream show to come true. Maybe then we can finally get a good cartoon on adult swim since that is also one of two outlets of media she wants to be green lit by for her creative ideas.

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"I think it's stronger to stay alive!"
Bashir says, internally sobbing beneath his all too enthusiastic mask regarding his decision not to kill himself his second attempt on a mountain(??) in Alaska.

As if anyone believes you actually were gonna kill yourself, you narcissistic pussy.

I fucking hate this guy.
this is what school does to you
 
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