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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
If it's true that Fish are ranked by number of Stox holders, the results are interesting.
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I wonder if this is mostly due to Stox carrying over from S4? Hard to imagine that the most people chose to buy Anissa. It will be funny if this has the same issue that endorsements had: whoever got the most endorsements in the first couple days stayed on top as people tuned out/never bothered to change theirs.
 
Mudkipcorn said:
If it's true that Fish are ranked by number of Stox holders, the results are interesting.
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I wonder if this is mostly due to Stox carrying over from S4? Hard to imagine that the most people chose to buy Anissa. It will be funny if this has the same issue that endorsements had: whoever got the most endorsements in the first couple days stayed on top as people tuned out/never bothered to change theirs.
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She's one of the cheapest STOX, so people are buying her en-masse. I think you can almost get three $ANIS for the price of one $TWIN
 
Polyboros2 said:
Simbal, and Angie were all more engaging/interesting than people they left in the house
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Angie lost a challenge because her scheming backfired on her hard. Simbal got eliminated because the FH2 cast recognised immediately he was a creepy weirdo trying to manipulate them the second they stepped in the house, in fact they wanted to vote Burt out first for being even more weird until Binx directed them onto Simbal instead. He was visibly seething the moment Luke walked in with the FH2 cast and was pulling all of them aside to try and get them to vote Luke out, which just made the rest of them think he was a slimy Jeet (a correct assessment).
 
Stocked Footage said:
Dude I don't even care about all this Kiwifarms crap lol. Which is why I'm teasing little breadcrumbs of information and posting multiple times in a thread implying that I have some secret knowledge that I refuse to divulge. Because I don't care lol.

YOU ARE A NIGGER!
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JFL, my goal was just to kill the "BF was the sender" theories without typing a novel explaining our shitty deadpan joke (lots of irony there).

Calling it "secret" was pretty gay though. I get it, and I'd respond the same. I wasn't trying to fake hype, just a retarded play on my part.

Chuck Shiesty said:
It's worth just dumping it all tbh, this sort of trickle release is what made people not give a shit when Metokur got doxed.
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Agreed. If I had a Bezo infodump I would post it right now. I re-posted Bezo & his BF's dox here the second I saw them elsewhere.

But all of my experience with this sperg is ages old. And I haven't thought about him in years.

His friend group is a collection of rejects circlejerking each other. So I doubt there will be authentic updates unless he himself posts again.

I'll stick around the thread to clear up rumors, answer q's, or add old lore if I actually remember/know it.
 
creaturestorm said:
I don’t remember Cole leaving the show due to a challenge or JC replacing him,
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Production obviously wanted him gone, I think they didn't expect him to win the Alligator squats and I believe they would of kicked them if Brian had won.

creaturestorm said:
I do remember Sam playing Halo with him so he didn’t leave the show. Didn’t Jimmy get kicked out for repeatedly attacking the females?
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That was after coming back at Joker Jimmy after being kicked, having the community absolutely revolt, pull him back up and put him out Brian to a narrative poll and Brain got kicked instead. Then Jet burned out Jimmy and purposely kept doing it after Sam told him to chill things off and keep Jimmy contained.

creaturestorm said:
I don’t remember an elimination there. No one won S4, lol. Angie definitely lost and was removed due to elimination.
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Angie wasn't the worst of the ones that I listed, but she was much more content than Ellie, Daniel, and Seth. She was at least in the lower half of the contestants instead of top like other examples.
 
Muhammad was digging in the in the trash, found something made by the twins
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called it a "freaky witch object" and ripped it up saying some bullshit in arabic and started sperging about demons
 
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exhale5257 said:
JFL, my goal was just to kill the "BF was the sender" theories without typing a novel explaining our shitty deadpan joke (lots of irony there).

Calling it "secret" was pretty gay though. I get it, and I'd respond the same. I wasn't trying to fake hype, just a retarded play on my part.


Agreed. If I had a Bezo infodump I would post it right now. I re-posted Bezo & his BF's dox here the second I saw them elsewhere.

But all of my experience with this sperg is ages old. And I haven't thought about him in years.

His friend group is a collection of rejects circlejerking each other. So I doubt there will be authentic updates unless he himself posts again.

I'll stick around the thread to clear up rumors, answer q's, or add old lore if I actually remember/know it.
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You’re a faggot, drop everything or gtfo, your need for attention is sad.
 
Chuck Shiesty said:
Angie lost a challenge because her scheming backfired on her hard. Simbal got eliminated because the FH2 cast recognised immediately he was a creepy weirdo trying to manipulate them the second they stepped in the house, in fact they wanted to vote Burt out first for being even more weird until Binx directed them onto Simbal instead. He was visibly seething the moment Luke walked in with the FH2 cast and was pulling all of them aside to try and get them to vote Luke out, which just made the rest of them think he was a slimy Jeet (a correct assessment).
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The biggest fuck up with FH2.0 was just resetting the show. The issue with Simbal's elimination was that they brought in a bunch of new people and let them vote off a contestant. The Fish never should of been up for elimination, the purpose should of been for the old fish who had been through 4 weeks of Fishtank had the roles reversed and gaslit and fuck with a new cast of normies. The biggest lost opportunity in Season 3 is they never fucked with the voting. They should of gas lit them and made everyone paranoid that they were lying to each other.
 
Polyboros2 said:
The Fish never should of been up for elimination, the purpose should of been for the old fish who had been through 4 weeks of Fishtank had the roles reversed and gaslit and fuck with a new cast of normies.
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They were given really clear instructions on how to act to make sure they could do that, Jet told them that it should be their approach - instead Burt acted like a total spastic (as expected) and Simbal lost his composure seeing Luke and was adamant on telling a group of people he knew for five minutes how much of a bad guy Luke seemed like. Both of them were fucked at that point, which is part of the reason it got plug pulled immediately after. It was obvious Burt was gone if they took it to a second vote, by that stage Luke was running rings around everyone and had built his own cult following of FH2 contestants.
Polyboros2 said:
The biggest lost opportunity in Season 3 is they never fucked with the voting.
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Also on the fish. They were practically telling Simbal during FH2 through TTS to change the votes and that he was fucked, and he was too retarded not to.
 
exhale5257 said:
JFL, my goal was just to kill the "BF was the sender" theories without typing a novel explaining our shitty deadpan joke (lots of irony there).

Calling it "secret" was pretty gay though. I get it, and I'd respond the same. I wasn't trying to fake hype, just a retarded play on my part.


Agreed. If I had a Bezo infodump I would post it right now. I re-posted Bezo & his BF's dox here the second I saw them elsewhere.

But all of my experience with this sperg is ages old. And I haven't thought about him in years.

His friend group is a collection of rejects circlejerking each other. So I doubt there will be authentic updates unless he himself posts again.

I'll stick around the thread to clear up rumors, answer q's, or add old lore if I actually remember/know it.
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Lmao came back after brainstorming with your gayop buddies? Get fucked cunt, post proof.
You're just an attention whore, Bryan Dunn style
 
Charity thinking she was drugged because she can’t handle her booze baffles me. Who would waste good molly? And on what, making some old Flip broad feel sort of woozy?? Good shit ain’t cheap, and Jet has girls to groom.

Bummed she and Bozo pussed out so early. It’s gonna be lame if they don’t come out with at least one replacement. They should somehow pull another set of twins so they could battle.
 
Mudkipcorn said:
If it's true that Fish are ranked by number of Stox holders, the results are interesting.
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I wonder if this is mostly due to Stox carrying over from S4? Hard to imagine that the most people chose to buy Anissa. It will be funny if this has the same issue that endorsements had: whoever got the most endorsements in the first couple days stayed on top as people tuned out/never bothered to change theirs.
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This was the latest official description of how the ranking works:
Currently, they are being ranked by # of fans. You are considered a 'fan' of whichever contestant you own the most Stox of in your portfolio. Check out the contestants page.

But yes - this system is fully retarded, especially given the previous requirement of needing at least one sto-x for the full site access. Only the twins launched fresh this season.
Jet did imply they updated them this time around to beat the "rugpull" allegations but that makes buying into them even less desirable to people if they are worth scraps after a season is over and the biggest holders are just in to flip anyways.
 
Halloween23 said:
Bezo had to be the last second replacement of the Greek vampire guy because they were going out of their way to auto-reject people like Bezo in the audtion streams.
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Where was it revealed that the Greek guy was scheduled to go on the show until the last minute?
 
I Am Not Really said:
This was the latest official description of how the ranking works:
Currently, they are being ranked by # of fans. You are considered a 'fan' of whichever contestant you own the most Stox of in your portfolio. Check out the contestants page.

But yes - this system is fully retarded, especially given previous requirement of needing at least one sto-x for the full site access. Only the twins launched fresh this season.
Jet did imply they updated them this time around to beat the "rugpull" allegations but that makes buying into them even less desirable to people if they are worth scraps after a season is over and the biggest holders are just in to flip anyways.
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That's the thing. They need to cash out the stox every season, and there needs to be a payout for the winning stox. Maybe win, place, and show get a spiff and everyone else loses.
 
fishes are playing two truths and a lie

first was JD#2
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1. He was roofied along his sister and cousins
2. something about the concert i didnt catch that
3. He and his sister won a horse stick race at dollie world
all guessed 2 correctly

then there was JD
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1. travelled to over 20 countries
2. fought with a goose over gasoline
3. he cant swim
it was number 3

Muhammad
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1. met don mouse and talked about islam
2. almost got arrested by on the border between lebanon and syria
3. stayed in turkish military base and slept in the barracks
it was 2

Landon
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1. In middle school got lost while walking home, went to and old couples house, they called the police and they drove him back home
2. He cannot swim. at all.
3. Pours a little bit of alcohol in my drink before the job (was asked, he puts gin)
the lie was number 3

da Vickster
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1. once broke into an abandoned high school and explored it
2. never diagnosed with mental illness
3. once went to jail for 11 days
it was number 3 again

Emma
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1. Related to one of the founding fathers (when asked she responded with charles carroll)
2. Almost kidnapped by middle school crossing guard
3. Was a manager at a waterpark
it was 3 again (she was a manager at a trampoline park)

Anissa
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1. Once robbed a gas station (7/11 specifically) for a big gulp, took a ski mask and a gun and the clerk pushed the button (clarified that it was a paintball gun)
2. Have a piercing "where you wouldnt suspect... you know"
3. Former retired dominatrix
it was 2... somehow...

da twins
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1. bongo is older
2. we have more neanderthal dna than a normal person would
3. we are 30 minutes apart
the lie was number 1
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