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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
Irretrievable said:
That's cool. Thanks.

Though I can't seem get it to rewind it while playing live via such a viewing option.

I can see how it allows for recording the live stream to a file for watching later though.
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in mpv you can go back up to five minutes or so (once you actually start watching)
 
Charnel Ground said:
My thoughts/predictions on our fish so far:
  • Vicky: Comes from the hipster Tumblr slime that Tess Holiday crawled out of, think Burger Records
  • Bashir: big LARP, extremely gullible and credulous and goes all-in on every new thing he discovers
  • JD: Vance
  • Bezo: a touch of idubbbz to him, will get really weird later
  • Anisa: Goes to fake hard dance "underground raves" in the same Shein skirt as all the other girls, considers herself "goth"
  • Drake: Gay but conservative
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I’ve been mostly wrong so far, and that’s a testament to why I love Fishtank.

Vicky: Tricked me with hair and clothes into thinking she was a Tumblr #FATshion girlie, turns out she just got fat from being a BPD alcoholic, had a bad haircut, and all her other clothes are the equivalent of Cookie Monster pants.

Bashir: Still hateable, still Muslim, but looking less like a LARPer and more like a genuine eccentric and/or narcissist.

JD: Slightly more personality than Vance.

Bezo: Shot his troll wad way too early, didn’t even have a chance to get weird, just pathetic.

Anisa: Even more insufferable than a fake rave goth, she is an ex-dominatrix like every lame alt whore these days.

Drake: Probably not gay, probably a normie centrist, probably will continue to be a calming and grounding force in the house, I’m looking forward to seeing him in the middle of some crazy shit.

Landon: Love this knucklehead. Just a solid autist. Being his long-suffering manager must be somewhat frustrating and yet so rewarding and also funny.

Twins: Obsessed, they are absolutely fascinating. I can’t believe how blessed we are that the Indian chick dropped out.

Charity: Sad she bitched out, I was thinking she had the juice to be a sleeper champ. It’s probably for the best though.
 
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BAM has arrived! Told everyone to go get food and go to the bar because it is time for DINNER AND A SHOW!

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Landon talking about how he had a strawberry for the first time on the show :stress: I am genuinely distressed by this, how does someone go 22 years without having a strawberry. This food spread they have is a bunch of food he has never tried!?
 
I am praying for a last three of Landon, Twins, and Drake. He's doing all of this leaning on strategy where the fan favorites are impossible to strategize against
 
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Landon talking about how he had a strawberry for the first time on the show :stress: I am genuinely distressed by this, how does someone go 22 years without having a strawberry. This food spread they have is a bunch of food he has never tried!?
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>Retarded
>Loves being a janitor
>Incredibly strange food habits
>Childish disposition

Welcome to the Tank, Charlie
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Paul-Denton said:
Sam also called them losers to try to continue to appeal to the audience and continue to act how he thinks he's expected to act. I think Sam became a lot more rigid/spiteful in his later years that not only translated to how he hosted but also in the new world peace.
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Sam used to play a shitty person on tv, now he is one.
 
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Landon talking about how he had a strawberry for the first time on the show :stress: I am genuinely distressed by this, how does someone go 22 years without having a strawberry. This food spread they have is a bunch of food he has never tried!?
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There's people out there like that.
"Chilledchaos" on twitch made it into his early 30's without ever having an orange, or a steak, or several other things.
 
Don’t get me wrong, I’m liking the season so far, I feel like banter is always better than just chaos and shit flinging-THAT BEING SAID; when are we getting to that chaos? Granted, I’m being a bit of an ADHD fag, it’s only day 3, but I would’ve expected something to pop off by now, at least a little. Gay Jewish furry doesn’t count in my eyes. I would’ve thought the dinner would be a meme, like the performer would’ve been Greg playing a recorder but it really is just actually a Harpist playing nice dinner music. I’m confused by wholesometank, maybe that says more about me than it does the show.
 
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