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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
As much as I wanted Bezo to stir shit and be tortured 10x in return this group is okay enough so far that I'm glad they just get to hang out for a bit at the start before the torture.
 
I just can not get over Landon. He does not feel like a real person, not in like a bad sense or something but he looks, talks, and acts like a character from a sticom instead of a real person that has life outside of fishtank.
 
Trombonista said:
How is he still alive? Flintstones vitamins?
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Post WWII America realized how hampered they were by malnutrition and poor diets. The solution was to start cramming nutrients into staple foods so even the poorest people with the worst diets wouldn't wind up with Rickets or Scurvy. It's a bit of a happy accident that this today means even the most retarded diet isn't going to kill an American.*

*At least not through starvation/malnutrition. Obesity is the new problem.
 
Current Stox (highest to lowest):

TWIN 317
LAND 287
JDRA 209
EMMA 200
ANIS 178
VICT 176
BASH 154
JD 130
CHTY 76
BEZO 72

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Jet enters the room to tell them that the fish are going to play a game!

And then the moment he says that, cams go down. F in the chat.

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Dorm cam is still working... barely. So they move the fish there, but the video is so choppy I can't tell what is going on.
 
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Cam back. They restarted the game.

Jet will ask a question. The audience gets to vote in the poll. The fish must then predict what the most popular answer from chat is.

Each correct prediction is $1.

First question: "Which country would you rather live in? Russia, Canada, Thailand?"
 
Polyboros2 said:
How long until we find out Bam made that call. Jesus was Sam the one holding back the show by letting Jet make all the decisions?
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I was thinking earlier today it was the opposite, remember when Sam ruined Famous House 2.0 because he raged out (rightfully, tbf) at Brandon. How many bad ideas were Sams?
 
I honestly thought Bam was going to be a total mess and add nothing to the show but surprisingly he has been doing a good job and seems rather into the show after seeing it operating. He has his demons and lolcow aspects but I'll give him credit for his work so far.
 
The Real Taylor Swift said:
I was thinking earlier today it was the opposite, remember when Sam ruined Famous House 2.0 because he raged out (rightfully, tbf) at Brandon. How many bad ideas were Sams?
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Sam pissed me off so much when he did that. I think this season proves he’s too roid raged to be in charge of a production like Fishtank. Jet is a retarded wigger, but he doesn’t pretend to be something else.
 
So far this poll is showing me that most of the viewers on the site are either in BRICS countries or are deepest hood ni chocolate men with how many of them think the PS5 has games
 
Various questions that I caught:

Which is your favorite twin? Despite chat's effort to keep it exactly even, after 1000+ votes, Bongo won by a SINGLE vote.

Best wife material? Emma.
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Who do you support Iran vs. Israel? Including this one because lols. Bam was asked by Jet, and Bam declined to answer because his wife doesn't allow him to watch the news. 82% in favor of Iran.
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Best video game company? Nintendo, XBox, or Playstation? Note that only one of these is a company, the other two are consoles, lol. Playstation wins.
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What does the tank need most for a freeloader? Chaotic male, hot girl, or oldhead unc? Bongo asked and says she wants a hot girl. Several others asked, and everyone says oldhead unc. Oldhead unc wins.
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Favorite Fishtank season? S1, S2, S3, Bloodgames, S4, or S5? Jet specifically says that James Drake "has no idea what this means". Close between S2 and S3 but S3 wins.
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Last question! Which conspiracy theory do you believe in the most? 9/11, Flat Earth, or Mud Flood of 1859? 9/11, of course. Mohammad guessed 9/11, Jet asks "who did it?" Mohammad answers "you know."
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Reallygood14u said:
I honestly thought Bam was going to be a total mess and add nothing to the show but surprisingly he has been doing a good job and seems rather into the show after seeing it operating. He has his demons and lolcow aspects but I'll give him credit for his work so far.
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I cant believe Im going to say this but: It seems like his new wife really got him on the right path

Sicko Hunter said:
11% for blood games is criminal. 5% for season 1 is even more criminal.
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The type of people to not only have tokens but use them in stupid polls are all jimmyfags
 
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