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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
The twins chose Israel over Palestine
Hoo boy those stocks gonna PLUMMET
 
"If someone's banned by 109 restaurants, is it their fault or the restaurants?" Bongo's immediate gut reaction is to say it's the restaurants, and their gut reaction was to support Israel over Palestine. They're great
 
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The twins were pulled into confessional for an exclusive BASEMENT GROUP CHAT Q&A. $100/mo btw.

These questions were EXTREMELY rapid fire, like seconds apart. I did my best. Don't quote me on these, lol.

Who would you eliminate first? James. (? I think was the answer.)

Who makes you the most upset? Bashir.

Who is the evil twin and who is good? Bongo says her. Bingo tries to stop her from being evil.

Have you used a Ouija board before? They disagree on whether they have or not.

Who is the parent's favorite? Bingo spends more time at home. Bongo has a job. They disagree, there's no favorite.

If one is crippled, will you wipe the other's ass? And what would you use? Yes. They would use toilet paper. Jet says this was a dumb question.

Do you actually have HIV/AIDS? Bongo: "Unfortunately, no."

Would you have separate husbands or marry the same person? Bongo says separate husband. Bingo says she doesn't want to get married.

Longest they have been separated? Little over a year.

What past Fishtank contestant is favorite? Bingo says Josie. Bongo liked Jimmy.

Favorite moment in the house? When Bingo thought they were "winning."

Would you rather eat a ladybug or a moth? Ladybug. Moths are dusty and bigger.

How many animals have you killed? "A couple." "Maybe ten, accidentally."

What would you do with the $50k? Buy a computer. Fix their teeth. Buy mom a car.

Who is older? Bingo is older by 30 mins.

Did you crochet the sweaters? No, mom did.

Dream job? Cartoonists. Both.

On the same cartoon? Yeah.

Have you ever sold art? They have sold commissions, did not enjoy doing so.

Halo or Gears of War? HALO! They played Halo 3 and Halo Reach.

Were you bullied in school? Yes.

If you could be either one of you, who would you be? They want to remain themselves.

Do you like pumpkin space latte? Kinda. Only once a year.

Favorite vegetable? Cucumber. Bongo says spinach.

Have you ever done drugs? Weed. Shrooms. Acid.

Favorite bug in the house? Ladybug.

Master Chief or Arthur Morgan? Master Chief. "Who is Arthur Morgan?"

Have you found more snakeskins? No.

Do you think Bezo is gay? Yes. They were surprised, but yes.

Mario or Luigi? Luigi.

Does it smell crazy in this room? No. In the bathroom yes, but confessional, no.

Space theme or pirate theme? Space.

Favorite meme? "The 12 face" (?)

Worst smelling fish in house? Someone smells weird, unsure who. Maybe Landon. Maybe Vicky.

What do you disagree on? "A lot of things." "Views on Ren and Stimpy". "Philosophy."

If you don't win, who should win? Landon. Emma, maybe.

Favorite part of Bloodgames? "The LARP aspect."

Do either of you want children? No.

Israel or Palestine? Don't know enough to say. They waft back and forth.

Favorite Homestuck character? "Calabun" (?)

Do you support nuking Japan? "AGAIN?!" Ultimately, no.

Do you like trains? Yes.

Do you enjoy being top fish and center of attention? No! They feel surrounded.

Have you ever been popular like this? No.

Snakes for fingers or shrimp for teeth? Snakes for fingers.

Dream vacation? Arizona.

Do you fuck with Asmongold? No. He's a Twitch streamer with long hair. He's political.

Where do you want to be in five years? Not working. Instead doing art and working on stories and comics.

Weirdest thing you believe? Destiny. "Oneness". Multiple dimensions. "Mandela effect".

Your destiny? To be an artist.

Venmo? Don't have Venmo.

First job? "An office job". "A library, a summer job."

Diet? Don't eat a lot of healthy food, honestly. Try to eat healthy. Oatmeal, bread, cereal. "Doordash, Taco Bell."

Marvel or DC? Marvel.

Favorite candy? Peach rings.

Have you ever pretended to be each other? Yes, in school, they would switch classes.

Favorite anime? 100 (?). Naruto.

Which shape is Bingo thinking of? Circle. Bongo was wrong.

Who is more "fake" on camera? Neither. Bingo says her.

Favorite animal? Birds.

Favorite animal to kill? Bugs.

What are you proud of? Art and stories they have made.

Leathery duck skin, or skin made of dust and feathers? Dust and feathers.

Extreme dandruff or missing one toe? Missing one toe.

No teeth or be deaf? No teeth.

Peepee or poopoo? Peepee.

Who will you ally with in the house? Landon.

What is the plan to ally with Landon? Try to talk to him. He won't really interact with them. Jet says they should just lie to get him alone.

Is life fair? No. It can be fair, but usually not. "Economy and society".

Can you drive? No.

Are you happy? Yes.

Worst fight they have ever had? Bongo had sunburn on her legs. Blood pressure dropped really low and she was very upset. Almost "beat the shit" out of Bingo.

Would you rather date a six foot tall indian guy or five foot tall white guy? White guy. 6 foot is too tall! "Indian, too."

Who is cooler, JD or Drake? Drake!

Why is JD not cool? "He's cool, but in a lame way." The TTS calling him a faggot makes him uncool.

Do you have another sibling or cousin? Yeah, they have an older sister with a six y/o kid.

"Do it stink?" "Sometimes! I guess so!"
 
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Twin Interview recording part 2. The pause from bongo during the killing animal question was PALPABLE. What does she kill guys?

 
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