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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
Jet says no returning faces (a)
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At 7:45AM (Tank time) Landon finally capitulated to some demands from TTS to recreate Luke's infamous late night pots and pans performance, another scheme that TTS was floating was for Landon to steal Vicki's kratom pills and flush them, or to break into the market and flush the whole bottle of pills.

TTS was not pleased with Landon's choice of a spoon for hitting the pan and demanded he go back and try again, he obliged.
 
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R9K Insurgent said:
At 7:45AM (Tank time) Landon finally capitulated to some demands from TTS to recreate Luke's infamous late night pots and pans performance, another scheme that TTS was floating was for Landon to steal Vicki's kratom pills and flush them, or to break into the market and flush the whole bottle of pills.
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Fucking with Vickys stash would send into a fit.
It be so much content.
 
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The Fish are rising and shining due to loud TTS and Head’s coaxing. Head walked in and said “It’s time to wake up niggas!” like he’s been black his entire life

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Several fish are convening in the kitchen to clean up some and get to know Head a bit better. It is revealed that James Drake does not know how to make coffee. Good thing Head is here to help.

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Landon is passed out at the bar after hardly sleeping at all throughout the entire night. James Drake and Head drag him out of the bar and get the poor man into a bed
 
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SHIGGSHOGG said:
I can't tell which twin is retarded, is it the fatter one? Rat face has a more normal voice but both sound deaf
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The skinnier and longer one is more retarded and relies more on the twin thing the fatter one leads more. Both clearly are not functioning in the same realities as humans.

We got a somewhat known couple from Australia [who run a pelican rescue who really take the twin sync to the extreme though.
 
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Landon started crawling out of bed, much to the concern of Emma. He then crawled his way back to the bar for some reason. Maejok played the Landon Song over the speakers to motivate him.
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Bongo offers Landon either a water or a beer in a Matrix-esque dilemma.
 
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After drinking till about 6am or 8am landon finally goes to bed in the dorm. He wakes up later and starts crawling like a worm on the floor to the hallway. While I'm thinking he is trying to crawl himself to the bathroom and puke, Bingo offers to drag him to the bar, and he says "Yes please!". TTS berates him calling him an inchworm trying to get another drink. She drags him infront of the bar while he is still just flat on the ground.
LOL
 
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LANDON LORE: Here's 2 clips of Landon trolling GhostPolitics from 2023. Apparently he went by the username BerryBlackBerry.

There are probably more clips of him out there but I didn't dig much so this is all I found.
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Hearing Ghost in the big 26 is heartwarming
 
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