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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
sex haver said:
JD is HALL MONITOR. Make sure no "tomfoolery" happens in the Market or Dorms. If it does, find out who did it. He says he doesn't know what "tomfoolery" means. $13.
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sex haver said:
Landon is TRUGGAGE. He must empty a full trash bag into someone's luggage without knowing he did it. $8.
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interesting how JD's job interacts with Landon's
 
JD stole from the market according to chat
 
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Head completed his job within 10 minutes. He found a $20 Anisa left in the dorms and ripped it up. He's been paid $19.
 
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Bashir stole Kratom allegedly.....x2 ramadan theft
 
MaduroHunter said:
We are winning, right? or are we against the war here. havent paid attention to the news since the invasion due to exams
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Abandon hope all ye who enter. TLDR: Iran's military is basically non-existent other than hurling random rockets and drones at israel and neutral countries.

Keeping it at that to not de-rail this thread and turn it into the shit flinging contest the other thread turned into.
 
Before I forget, in the morning while most people were coming up with a routine for the dancing competition, the twins were busy drawing. They decided to make doodles of all the fish.
Here are the results:
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muffdiver said:
I have a friend who kicked alcoholism temporarily by using kratom. Bro would eat a scoop from his bag like 3 times a day & he got off alcohol successfully (for a time) but one day he didn't have any kratom because his stuff was delayed in the mail, and he pretty much couldn't function at work, he was shaking uncontrollably, he was getting shivers, his withdrawals seemed comparative to any other hard drug or alcohol. He mighta just been playing it up for sympathy but seemed legit. I had to go find him some gabapentin from a co-worker to help him get through work. I know of another female who is super normie & she went to 30 day rehab for kratom, they literally tapered her off of it using suboxone which is what the same thing they give opioid addicts. Vicky is either extremely ignorant to kratom while using it or is just coping. Tbh this would be the perfect time to taper off of it. Fishtank is pretty comparative to in-patient rehab tbh haha, it's not that much crazier than staying with 40 freshly clean addicts who all have years of untreated mental health issues without phones or internet. That 50K prize should be plenty motivation to taper down while she's there, it will kinda suck for a few days but it won't be that bad, she'll feel great when she's off it & her stox would go crazy.
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It amazes me how incredibly easy it is to become a complete fiend in the US. Not only is most of the food already laced with all sorts of drugs (MSG, sugar, etc) but nasty shit like weed and kratom is also legal, as well as the insurgence of having adhd or whatever other zoomer disease for crazy drugs like adderall and numb numbing SSRIs, which, to be fair is also getting big in europe.
Zoomies are so fucked :(
 
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Head has been accused of stealing a $1 candy by Bashir. He will receive a $2 fine from Ben shortly. He was asked if JD or any of the girls stole anything, and he said no. JD was just being a dick, and he only accused a girl of something because Head was currently in the room.

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Ben also added hot dogs to the roller grill! He mentions that the condiments are free should someone buy one.
 
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Neko Shogun said:
It amazes me how incredibly easy it is to become a complete fiend in the US. Not only is most of the food already laced with all sorts of drugs (MSG, sugar, etc) but nasty shit like weed and kratom is also legal, as well as the insurgence of having adhd or whatever other zoomer disease for crazy drugs like adderall and numb numbing SSRIs, which, to be fair is also getting big in europe.
Zoomies are so fucked :(
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It’s almost like things like this have been planned, maybe by the powers that be, to do things like population control, forced subservience, etc etc. anyway, enough conspiracy fagging.

I do think the more I see Vicky and her defense of her literal heroin pills, the funnier the idea of an intervention specifically designed to piss her off gets.

Edit, can’t spell
Extra edit: Head bartering about his fine like a boomer and pissing of mudslime is hilarious.
 
Al-Gingir fully assimilating into muslim-indo-syrian roots, powerleveling in his convenience store and arguing with customers. I must say its a pretty funny bit.:lol:1773860527846.png
 
Bashir and Head are fighting over stealing or not and head is arguing. Chat is going for FREE HEAD.

Head says he didn't steal but admits he did try.

Head is asking for Fish Court.

Edit: they conceded for $1

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