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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
Aidan said:
For me it's not funding Jet being a fag that wiggers out and chases barely legal pussy as soon as he "gets the bag." He acts alright when he's trying to appeal to the viewers then drops the mask when he feels he doesn't need to do that.
It's tiresome.
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i'd rather give money to ppv to help support pirating jet's shit, and they're a bunch of kikes!
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Head just named JD and Landon as his top suspects for the truggage, saying he's gonna go after both of them since he can't decide between the 2, but he didn't elaborate as to how he will. Bam suggests covering their belongings in soda or shitting in their shoes

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Piss Jugman said:
Head just named JD and Landon as his top suspects for the truggage, saying he's gonna go after both of them since he can't decide between the 2, but he didn't elaborate as to how he will. Bam suggests covering their belongings in soda or shitting in their shoes

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The Bam and Head Show is honestly a highlight so far. You can tell why Bam got shows back in the day. He has talent Sam only showed in bursts.
 
Trying it again since I dunno if the forum likes attaching raw .m3u files, this is the fishtank.rip .m3u file with the jungle room (br4j-5) patched in at the bottom just above NKTV and the cows since fishtank.rip hasn't updated the file on their end yet.
 

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Bam just spoiled Head's plan to JD... Jet and Ben have got to tell this dude to stfu. imagine how quickly he would have ruined Famous House if he hosted it. "yeah, that 'computer' is actually a buncha people at home on their keyboards talkin shit! they're watchin ya right now!"
 
A genuine criticism I have of Jet and prod (other than the usual half-meme dooming we all love) is their inability to design a genuine challenge with clear and precise stakes and metrics. Almost every challenge is at least a bit confusing and then the rules are iterated on the fly multiple times to try and get it somewhere concrete. This plant one and the general rules around immunity and elimination is no exception.
It's not a huge deal, but man has this been an issue since season one and shows no signs of abating.
 
not sure if I like the idea that the winner gets to eliminate somebody. they will simply eliminate the second most popular and entertaining person (since 1st is immune) because they want less competition, how is that good for the show? it's just a repeat of the season 3 elimination system where the contestants voted people off, but in a different format. maybe it's going to be a good idea but I am not holding my breath
 
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Muhammad is trying to force an alliance with Landon, and proposes they occupy the Jungle room. Landon wants to think on it.
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bam told emma in the confessional that the jungle room doesn't have TTS.
he is wrong, it does have tts. i wish they'd spend a little more time filling him in on shit. most of the things he says is wrong or a spoiler.

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he just told james drake the same thing
 
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The twins appear to be starting a protection racket. For $5 payment, they agree to guard Bashir's plant. Take shifts while he's sleeping and if anyone else pays them to fuck with his tree, they will refuse. They also offered to take payment if they win the challenge to eliminate who he chooses.

As a counter, Bashir gave them the $5, but instead told them he wants them to take the challenge seriously, defend their own tree, win, and eliminate who they want to see gone.
 
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MEASUREHEAD said:
not sure if I like the idea that the winner gets to eliminate somebody. they will simply eliminate the second most popular and entertaining person (since 1st is immune) because they want less competition, how is that good for the show? it's just a repeat of the season 3 elimination system where the contestants voted people off, but in a different format. maybe it's going to be a good idea but I am not holding my breath
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this crossed my mind as well. Landon is almost being punished for having the highest stox (not counting Twins since they're immune). now he has to win the challenge or he runs a serious risk of being eliminated early on, which will be a huge bummer to the audience.
 
DeathsDesign said:
A genuine criticism I have of Jet and prod (other than the usual half-meme dooming we all love) is their inability to design a genuine challenge with clear and precise stakes and metrics. Almost every challenge is at least a bit confusing and then the rules are iterated on the fly multiple times to try and get it somewhere concrete. This plant one and the general rules around immunity and elimination is no exception.
It's not a huge deal, but man has this been an issue since season one and shows no signs of abating.
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We call them wiggers for a reason. Jet’s head is full of holes from huffing galaxy gas and Ben seems to have nothing behind his eyes, like the lights are on but no one’s home. I love the wiggers but every season is scuffed for a reason, even season 3 had a lot of “oh fuck we almost just blew it” moments.
ackack99 said:
this crossed my mind as well. Landon is almost being punished for having the highest stox (not counting Twins since they're immune). now he has to win the challenge or he runs a serious risk of being eliminated early on, which will be a huge bummer to the audience.
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To be fair, they did say they want FT to go back to being SOMEWHAT competitive. What did jet say earlier? No one’s gonna “Josie” their way to the finish. There is still a money prize at the end of this, so, it makes sense. Not saying it wouldn’t suck, it would, just playing devils advocate for the system they have in place.
 
Lady Rackets thong said:
bam told emma in the confessional that he thinks the jungle room doesn't have TTS.
he is wrong, it does have tts. i wish they'd spend a little more time filling him in on shit. most of the things he says is wrong or a spoiler.
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it might not be the wiggers fault, bam spent decades abusing his brain with various substances so he just might be forgetting things.
 
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